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Major Cold
06-28-2011, 01:08 PM
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SMosley21
06-28-2011, 01:12 PM
LOL! Nicely done. I needed that.

The Sleeze
06-28-2011, 01:14 PM
This is hilarious....gotta love The Onion.

duke dynamite
06-28-2011, 01:15 PM
I guess I can see the humor in it, I guess their point is to display mundane parts of a game and make them sound like SportsCenter highlights?

Speed
06-28-2011, 01:16 PM
That was a good box out by Posey.

Whatever, though, those are the kinds of plays that Jokim Noah does a full flying body bump celebration for.

Naptown_Seth
06-28-2011, 01:23 PM
High Points
2 game win streak
Last time above .500
JOB fired (actually, yeah)
Roy has pretty good dunk in loss

Sounds about right ;)
Sadly the pre-Vogel days weren't far off that type of list, lots of qualified highlights like "...in a loss", which is still better than just saying "irrelevent".

graphic-er
06-28-2011, 01:25 PM
That was a good box out by Posey.

Whatever, though, those are the kinds of plays that Jokim Noah does a full flying body bump celebration for.

They should do a top ten of irrelevant Boozer head wobbles.

BPump33
06-28-2011, 01:27 PM
They should do a top ten of irrelevant Boozer head wobbles.

That covers 1 game. What about the other 81 + Playoffs?

The Sleeze
06-28-2011, 01:31 PM
I posted this in the "Playoffs: Seperated at Birth" thread, but I think it applies here:

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yoadknux
06-28-2011, 01:57 PM
Look at Dunleavy trying to pass!!! :laugh:

pathil275
06-28-2011, 02:16 PM
Not funny. But I am German, didn't expect me to laugh anyway.

ECKrueger
06-28-2011, 02:17 PM
Didn't do much for me either.

thefeistyone
06-28-2011, 02:20 PM
Love the onion.

"tj ford dribbling up the court....Boom, Time out"

amazing stuff. did they cancel the show on comedy central?

SMosley21
06-28-2011, 02:32 PM
Love the onion.

"tj ford dribbling up the court....Boom, Time out"

amazing stuff. did they cancel the show on comedy central?

That was my favorite one.

redfoster
06-28-2011, 03:00 PM
I guess I can see the humor in it, I guess their point is to display mundane parts of a game and make them sound like SportsCenter highlights?

Um, yeah.
:box:

GizzyStardust
06-28-2011, 03:04 PM
I have always loved The Onion, but their television spin-offs are actually pretty lame.

BKK
06-28-2011, 05:49 PM
I found it pretty funny :)

Frostwolf
06-28-2011, 07:09 PM
i liked it, but as people are saying, their articles are much, much better. :laugh:

Bird Fan
06-28-2011, 08:47 PM
Seen it before, just as unfunny as it was when I first saw it. To each his own, I guess.

IndyPacer
06-28-2011, 10:49 PM
I guess I can see the humor in it, I guess their point is to display mundane parts of a game and make them sound like SportsCenter highlights?

They're poking fun of how awful the team was at that time. They were suggesting that those mediocre moments were the closest things to highlights. The team was pretty awful for much of the year. Luckily, the team eventually snapped out of it under Vogel and made the playoffs.

I Love P
06-28-2011, 11:18 PM
I didn't laugh.