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Ozwalt72
04-16-2011, 11:01 AM
Tom Thibodeau is so handsome. I bet he gets all the Chicago ladies.

Derrick Rose is afraid of needles and clowns. He can also phase shift.

Betrayal Skull Dude is legendary. LEGENDARY! ...in China.
http://www.cleveland.com/olympics/index.ssf/2008/08/boozer_earns_his_nickname.html

Joakhim Noah is an absolutely incredible tennis player with great fashion sense.

It took me about a year to learn how to pronounce Omer Asik. His name is THAT AWESOME!

These guys might win by triple digits. In one quarter. While Derrick Rose is sleeping under a bridge. Because he wants to.

Ozwalt72
04-16-2011, 11:21 AM
Rawrrrr.

BlueNGold
04-16-2011, 11:29 AM
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idioteque
04-16-2011, 11:29 AM
Tom Thibodeau > Brad Pitt

Brad8888
04-16-2011, 11:32 AM
Awe Inspiring, Isn't It? After All, Da Bulls ARE As Dominant As They Ever Have Been, Right? The City Of Chicago Needs To Prepare For The Grant Park Celebration ASAP, Right?

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I Expect Nothing Less Than Derrick Rose To Perform As If He Is Michael Jordan Circa 1993 Because Nobody Can Stop Him, And I Mean NOBODY!

Naptown_Seth
04-16-2011, 11:32 AM
This isn't even for Karma, this is the real prediction.
25 point loss today
15 point loss after being down by at least 20 in game 2

Game 3 nail biter win

Game 4 6-10 point loss as it falls apart late.

Bulls not that challenged in closing it out in game 5.


Please don't freak out if they get killed today, it's extremely likely. I'd bet heavily on it if I wasn't a Pacers fan.



Also in no way will Rose have 15 TOs, it's not physically possible. He also could never, ever shoot 30% for a playoff series. I challenge anyone/thing to prove me wrong on that one.

Ozwalt72
04-16-2011, 11:36 AM
Also in no way will Rose have 15 TOs, it's not physically possible. He also could never, ever shoot 30% for a playoff series. I challenge anyone/thing to prove me wrong on that one.

I've been thinking the same. And you know what? He's such a clutch shooter I don't see him missing in the final seconds if we manage to make it a close game.

IUfan4life
04-16-2011, 11:38 AM
Saying nice things for karma does not work. In fact you just jinxed us. Bulls win in a sweep, winning by an average of 25 ppg. :)

KingGeorge
04-16-2011, 11:39 AM
He's such a clutch shooter I don't see him missing in the final seconds if we manage to make it a close game.

Or even if he does miss it, he will get the foul call that we won't get at the other end. :censored:

Ozwalt72
04-16-2011, 11:40 AM
Saying nice things for karma does not work. In fact you just jinxed us. Bulls win in a sweep, winning by an average of 25 ppg. :)

That's sooooooo obsolete!

Bulls win in 3 because the NBA declares it unjust to continue the series after they win by 45 in each of the first three games.

Brad8888
04-16-2011, 11:47 AM
I've been thinking the same. And you know what? He's such a clutch shooter I don't see him missing in the final seconds if we manage to make it a close game.

There is no hope of it being close, after all, who are we kidding, it is the BULLS we are playing. And, Derrick miss at the end? You've got to be KIDDING me, no way that happens. Not in this universe, especially with the basketball gods smiling on him the way they ALWAYS do. More automatic than a Reggie freethrow. And, if the unthinkable happens and the Pacers should happen to be ahead by 7 with 9 seconds to play, Rose will undoubtedly score 8 unanswered points and win the game, and it will seem routine to the point that Reggie's accomplishment in NY will be dimished in NBA lore.

Also, I bet that Noah has a VERY strong, healthy ankle at this point. He absolutely will dominate the paint! Roy might as well give up right now because he is hopelessly overmatched. And what hope do the Animal Crackers have against Boozer? Obviously NONE. I doubt that Hansbrough scores, and McRoberts will obviously be irrelevant.

Foul on Smits
04-16-2011, 11:49 AM
I'm just glad we don't have to lock are mothers up when Delonte West comes to town. Thanks for the sweep Bulls!

Brad8888
04-16-2011, 11:52 AM
That's sooooooo obsolete!

Bulls win in 3 because the NBA declares it unjust to continue the series after they win by 45 in each of the first three games.

In fact, the league is likely to just go ahead and pre-empt the games because they will be so lopsided in the Bulls favor. It wouldn't surprise me if they show the movie "Heidi" at some point, maybe "The Blob" or "Citizen Kane". Maybe even "North Dallas Forty".

Foul on Smits
04-16-2011, 12:01 PM
In fact, the league is likely to just go ahead and pre-empt the games because they will be so lopsided in the Bulls favor. It wouldn't surprise me if they show the movie "Heidi" at some point, maybe "The Blob" or "Citizen Kane". Maybe even "North Dallas Forty".

No this is ESPN. 1998 Worlds Strongest Man contest, for sure