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Foul on Smits
04-15-2011, 02:37 AM
http://espn.go.com/espnw/blog/_/post/6335706/rainy-days-get-derrick-rose-down


I know this is silly, but i think it would be laugh out loud funny if a ton of pacer fans went to the game dressed as killer clowns. Especially the fans behind the basket. And just taunt him ( good taunts ) and **** with him nonstop. It would be fantastic. Lets all dress like killer clowns.

( i'll settle for Pacer fans showing up period ).

Constellations
04-15-2011, 02:42 AM
I AM SOOOOOOOO FOR THIS. I have a Captain Spaulding costume if somebody wants to take it to United Center. BRushofdeath. It's all yours.

KingGeorge
04-15-2011, 02:49 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rAJe_CypsZs/TKlsfeKRR0I/AAAAAAAAAtw/rgmHy8NBaas/s1600/killerclowns1.jpg

Foul on Smits
04-15-2011, 02:52 AM
you dont even have to fully dress up. You just get a cheap killer clown mask and put it on. Especially when he shoots free throws.

Area 55.... lets get on this. Lets pass out cheap clown masks. This would seriously be hilarious and i'm sure Pacers fans would receive some national props.

Kemo
04-15-2011, 02:53 AM
http://espn.go.com/espnw/blog/_/post/6335706/rainy-days-get-derrick-rose-down


I know this is silly, but i think it would be laugh out loud funny if a ton of pacer fans went to the game dressed as killer clowns. Especially the fans behind the basket. And just taunt him ( good taunts ) and **** with him nonstop. It would be fantastic. Lets all dress like killer clowns.

( i'll settle for Pacer fans showing up period ).

haha we need some fatheads of PennyWise

http://calitreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pennywise.jpg

Foul on Smits
04-15-2011, 02:53 AM
Game 3... nothing but clown masks. Who does that? It would be unique. Lets do it guys.

Foul on Smits
04-15-2011, 02:56 AM
Does anyone think the players or the organization might fund this and have Area 55 pass out cheap killer clown masks? Just tossing this out there. So even those that dont follow the board can put a clown mask on lol.

Constellations
04-15-2011, 02:57 AM
You guys don't understand the coat of happiness and memories to come I would get from this series, if Area 55 especially, did the clown killer mask thing. I'm getting cold chills thinking of it now. I could just see D-Rose 10 years from now in an interview saying: " Indy fans man, they're crazy, I'll tell you that."



/Cold chills

Foul on Smits
04-15-2011, 02:58 AM
Imagine when they announce Rose and all of a sudden like five thousand Pacer fans, put on Killer Clown masks as he runs out on the court.

Jared Sullinger
04-15-2011, 03:06 AM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lifgqkLV9h1qdyt19o1_500.png

Foul on Smits
04-15-2011, 03:09 AM
or if you want to be cheaper about it. At the MNF Colts vs Texans games last year, they had the MNF broadcast teams faces on a stick ( no clue why ), but they put them under every seat.

Seriously.. somone in the Pacers organization has to be creative here. Huge killer clown faces on a stick, under every seat in conseco.


Lets get on this. We have a week to coordinate.

Pacemaker
04-15-2011, 03:10 AM
Imagine when they announce Rose and all of a sudden like five thousand Pacer fans, put on Killer Clown masks as he runs out on the court.

WoW ... LOL !!!! Best Idea Ever !! :laugh:

Constellations
04-15-2011, 03:10 AM
Can't stop getting cold chills thinking about this.

Hoop
04-15-2011, 06:55 AM
http://www.ladda.be/yutumitu/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/killer-clowns1.jpg

A forgotten classic :D

vnzla81
04-15-2011, 08:04 AM
To bad "the clown" of JOB is not our coach anymore ......

Major Cold
04-15-2011, 08:11 AM
To bad "the clown" of JOB is not our coach anymore ......
:rolleyes:

You really go out of your way...don't you?

vnzla81
04-15-2011, 08:49 AM
:rolleyes:

You really go out of your way...don't you?

No really :-p

Shade
04-15-2011, 09:21 AM
As of right now I will not be attending the game, but mad props to anyone who does go and does this.

Foul on Smits
04-15-2011, 09:53 AM
Is the Pacers organization crossing the line if they promote this by placing cardboard clown faces under every seat? If not, how do we get on this.

BPump33
04-15-2011, 09:55 AM
Is the Pacers organization crossing the line if they promote this by placing cardboard clown faces under every seat? If not, how do we get on this.

I sent a tweet to the Season ticket director a few days ago about getting some clown fatheads behind the basket. I didn't get a response.

ECKrueger
04-15-2011, 09:56 AM
Maybe he just said that so you all dress up as clowns and look silly.

I Love P
04-15-2011, 09:58 AM
Here is a link to some masks from party city. http://www.partycity.com/mobile/search.do?query=scary+clown. If I were behind the basket it would already be done. Im in area55 which DRose wont be looking up there. Imagine a bunch of people wearing them behind the basket while he's shooting free throws.

BPump33
04-15-2011, 09:58 AM
Maybe he just said that so you all dress up as clowns and look silly.

Haha, I had posted this in the Area55 thread, but I deleted it for that reason. I thought he might have been joking.

ECKrueger
04-15-2011, 10:54 AM
Haha, I had posted this in the Area55 thread, but I deleted it for that reason. I thought he might have been joking.

It would be a fairly elaborate plot, but I do think it would be funny from Chicago's perspective if fans were all dressed as clowns, and DRose was not actually afraid of them. Lets have DG say he is afraid of rabbits or something.

Day-V
04-15-2011, 11:17 AM
El Pacero needs to dress up as Ronald McDonald.

MagicRat
04-15-2011, 11:18 AM
It would be a fairly elaborate plot, but I do think it would be funny from Chicago's perspective if fans were all dressed as clowns, and DRose was not actually afraid of them. Lets have DG say he is afraid of rabbits or something.

Bulls fans should dress as Celtics. We already know DG is afraid of those.....:rimshot:

mcampbellarch
04-15-2011, 11:53 AM
john wayne gayce, a chicago original
(originally from illinois by the way)

cdash
04-15-2011, 11:59 AM
john wayne gayce, a chicago original
(originally from illinois by the way)

Sufjan Stevens taught me something!

Eddie Gill
04-15-2011, 12:03 PM
I don't know if I'll be able to make it to Game 3 (why Thursday?!), but if you're going to the game and have lower level tix I BEG you to wear a clown mask. I'll even buy you one and send it to you in time for the game. LETS GET ON THIS.

Hicks
04-15-2011, 12:44 PM
haha we need some fatheads of PennyWise

http://calitreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pennywise.jpg

Area 55 needs a lot of fatheads for Game 3 and 4.

PennyWise is great, but don't forget about Killer Klowns from Outer Space!

http://www.mogamu.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/alien_kkfos.jpg

Hicks
04-15-2011, 12:48 PM
Boomer used to dress up as Death, so why not get him a freaky killer clown costume?

TheDon
04-15-2011, 01:07 PM
here's a fun fact about boozer "Carlos Boozer once slapped a lawsuit on The Artist Formerly Known as Prince for distastefully painting parts of his multimillion-dollar mansion rental purple."

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1175339,00.html

although I think everyone dressing up as prince wouldn't be as scary as the killer clown thing. :laugh:

naptownmenace
04-15-2011, 01:11 PM
If DRose is really afraid of killer clowns... who can blame him?

Is there anything scarier than a clown? Those fake painted on smiles still give me the willies.

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Solomon Grundy
04-15-2011, 02:03 PM
I just hope he doesn't use the clown idea as an excuse to go off for 50 points or something...

cdash
04-15-2011, 03:08 PM
Just an FYI: On Bill Simmons' mega-playoff podcast him and Henry Abbott (TrueHoop) discussed this very thing and both concurred that it would be AWESOME if Indiana fans dressed up as killer clowns. We have to do this, it would be amazing.

Trophy
04-15-2011, 03:14 PM
This is going to be a good series. :laugh:

Trader Joe
04-15-2011, 03:14 PM
So shall it be written, so shall it be done. We need popsicle sticks, scissors, glue, a laminating machine, and a whole lot of printer paper.

Peck
04-15-2011, 03:33 PM
To bad "the clown" of JOB is not our coach anymore ......

The flaw in your logic is of course if Jim were still here we wouldn't be in the playoffs.

imawhat
04-15-2011, 03:52 PM
Real conversation with a co-worker this morning in Los Angeles:

cw: Is it true?

me: What?

cw: I heard that Pacer fans are going to show up dressed as killer clowns for Derrick Rose. If it's true, that's awesome.

me: yep, it's happening!


I then explained Area 55 and the fatheads + other stuff.

Trader Joe
04-15-2011, 03:54 PM
We should play random sound bites of like evil cackling over the PA and then everyone put on their masks.

Also, where we normally have steak n shake ads under the hoops, we should replace them with evil clown faces.

Shade
04-15-2011, 05:03 PM
To be fair...who isn't afraid of killer clowns?

Brad8888
04-15-2011, 05:55 PM
Yo Derrick, over here...

:clown:

and he is about to

:ohsnap:

TheDon
04-15-2011, 07:38 PM
or we could just show him gary busey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noKVrNK2VKM&feature=related

if someone can embed that for me that'd be great cause for whatever reason when I try to just copy and paste the embed code I get this

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Trophy
04-15-2011, 07:41 PM
It might scare him at the FT line.

Instead of thundersticks everyone waves a clown head around.

NapTonius Monk
04-15-2011, 07:42 PM
:rolleyes:

You really go out of your way...don't you?
:laugh:

Foul on Smits
04-16-2011, 12:17 AM
here's a fun fact about boozer "Carlos Boozer once slapped a lawsuit on The Artist Formerly Known as Prince for distastefully painting parts of his multimillion-dollar mansion rental purple."

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1175339,00.html

although I think everyone dressing up as prince wouldn't be as scary as the killer clown thing. :laugh:

Well, now we need the Prince logo

TheDon
04-16-2011, 02:02 AM
Well, now we need the Prince logo

it's too bad they can't play anything during opposing teams foul shots would be funny to play purple rain while he's trying to shoot :D

Foul on Smits
04-16-2011, 02:05 AM
it's too bad they can't play anything during opposing teams foul shots would be funny to play purple rain while he's trying to shoot :D

Or play purple rain when they introduce boozer

BlueNGold
04-16-2011, 11:35 AM
The flaw in your logic is of course if Jim were still here we wouldn't be in the playoffs.

We'd probably be picking #7 in the draft. I guess I'd rather be in the playoffs...

Constellations
04-19-2011, 03:12 AM
Just bringing this back to the front of the threads lol. THIS MUST BE DONE. Anybody heard about any fans doing it yet? Or A55 coordinating it?

Eddie Gill
04-19-2011, 04:15 AM
In light of the 'Pacers suck' chant in the 4th and the reports of Bulls fans throwing stuff at Pacers fans, we have to do this. If you were on the fence about wearing a mask to the game before, it's time to get off it. http://www.halloweencostumes4all.com/clownmask.html

RWB
04-19-2011, 08:05 AM
I personally loved the Pacers Suck chant...it actually means the Ps were getting some respect from the bullshirters.

Back on topic it's 50/50 the wife and I will go as some kind of Killer Clown.