View Full Version : Charles Barkley To Cops: I Just Wanted Oral Sex

01-01-2009, 06:00 PM
This may be the very best police report of 2008. When Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona early this morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex.

According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."


01-01-2009, 06:01 PM
this guy is a moron

01-01-2009, 06:02 PM
Every guy is a moron when he's that drunk.

Certainly doesn't make me think any less of him as a human being. Alcohol does that to people.

That said, he needs a severe punishment for driving dunk. That's the most reckless thing you can do.

01-01-2009, 06:05 PM
Would have been way funnier though if you replaced "blow job" with the word "doughnut."

Dr. Awesome
01-01-2009, 06:10 PM

01-01-2009, 06:13 PM
The man is at times an idiot when he's sober. Just immagine what a :censored: he is when he's drunk.

01-01-2009, 07:03 PM
There's already a thread on this.