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Slick Pinkham
09-04-2008, 02:26 PM
Remember the geeky looking guy with the super-happy wife who is thrilled with his "natural male enhancement" results?

http://tbn6-beta.google.com/images?q=tbn:eCQRekf1Cj8llM:http://www.randi.org/images/commentary/200803/bob.jpg

Well, Enzyte doesn't work and he (the owner of the company) is going to jail for fraud (25 years!) and ordered to fork over in excess of 550 million dollars.

http://www.avn.com/law/articles/32031.html

What's funny is the company's refund policy:


Warshak required customers to provide notarized documents from a doctor proving that they had small genitals in order to get a refund, according to an article on the Consumerist.com Website. If customers complained, he said, employees were instructed to "make it as difficult as possible" for them to get their money back. In some cases, Teegarden said, Warshak required customers to produce a notarized statement from a doctor certifying Enzyte did not work.

"He said it was extremely unlikely someone would get anything notarized saying they had a small penis," Teegarden said.

poor Bob!

:D

LoneGranger33
09-04-2008, 02:33 PM
Does that mean JayRedd will get his refund?

ajbry
09-04-2008, 02:38 PM
$550,000,000?

There are a lot of insecure men out there...

avoidingtheclowns
09-04-2008, 03:12 PM
looks like he'll be getting a bit of well-earned respect around the cell block

ChicagoJ
09-04-2008, 06:08 PM
looks like he'll be getting a bit of well-earned respect around the cell block

He better hope that the other inmates have not found a competing product that does work.

(ouch.)

ilive4sports
09-04-2008, 06:34 PM
He better hope that the other inmates have not found a competing product that does work.

(ouch.)
I dont think he will be smiling any more:eek:

MrSparko
09-06-2008, 09:08 PM
This thread is full of win.

JayRedd
09-06-2008, 09:15 PM
Does anyone know a good notary?

Please advise.

Jose Slaughter
09-06-2008, 10:25 PM
Actually it looks like the product works very well..... Bob just got ****ed!

SpADeD
09-07-2008, 08:18 PM
Is Warshak actually Smiling Bob? Just kinda of funny if that is actually him going to prison.

Slick Pinkham
09-11-2008, 12:14 AM
Does anyone know a good notary?

Please advise.
:lol2:

thanks!