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Jonathan
08-02-2008, 12:47 AM
I am bored and having trouble sleeping so I want a list of offensive things to say to women. Here are some of my favorites feel free to add.
1. I heard you have taken more meat to the grill than George Foreman.
2. I heard you have caught more balls than Johnny Bench.
3. Maury Povich called, I am not the father.

rexnom
08-02-2008, 01:42 AM
I am bored and having trouble sleeping so I want a list of offensive things to say to women. Here are some of my favorites feel free to add.
1. I heard you have taken more meat to the grill than George Foreman.
2. I heard you have caught more balls than Johnny Bench.
3. Maury Povich called, I am not the father.
How about that?

Cobol Sam
08-02-2008, 10:07 AM
Can we change the title of this thread to Misogynistic lines?

travmil
08-02-2008, 10:12 AM
A pickup line thread exists somewhere on PD.

SoupIsGood
08-02-2008, 10:46 AM
I am bored and having trouble sleeping so I want a list of offensive things to say to women.

Well.