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Twes
03-12-2008, 09:51 AM
spent so much time on the "other side of the island".

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/11/dawn.wells.ap/index.html

avoidingtheclowns
03-12-2008, 11:05 AM
this is pretty fantastic


When Gutierrez asked about a marijuana smell, Wells said she'd just given a ride to three hitchhikers and had dropped them off when they began smoking something. Gutierrez found half-smoked joints and two small cases used to store marijuana.

it is so rare that you hear the "three hitchhikers in the car" defense. not quite as effective as the chewbacca defense (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gUP5GzHIojU) but still impressive.

LG33
03-12-2008, 02:16 PM
Mary Ann still better than Ginger.

(But both don't even hold a candle to Mrs. Howell)
http://www.nutball.com/classes/mrshowell/lovey.jpg
He didn't call her "Lovey" for nothing folks...

Twes
03-12-2008, 03:00 PM
Mary Ann still better than Ginger.

(But both don't even hold a candle to Mrs. Howell)
http://www.nutball.com/classes/mrshowell/lovey.jpg
He didn't call her "Lovey" for nothing folks...

Like an old catchers mitt huh.

:hmm:

Putnam
03-12-2008, 03:15 PM
Look,

She had just given 3 hitchhikers a ride, OK? And she was swerving across the road because she wasn't used to the heater controls in her new car!

And I don't want to hear that crap about Mary Ann being 69-years-old again, either. That is ridiculous.


Now lay offa Mary Ann before I go all Chris Crocker on ya!!

Los Angeles
03-12-2008, 03:16 PM
There's a Mary Ann / Mary Jane joke in this somewhere.

I'd be able to phrase it well if only I were funny.

Twes
03-12-2008, 03:25 PM
Look,

She had just given 3 hitchhikers a ride, OK? And she was swerving across the road because she wasn't used to the heater controls in her new car!

And I don't want to hear that crap about Mary Ann being 69-years-old again, either. That is ridiculous.


Now lay offa Mary Ann before I go all Chris Crocker on ya!!

Next you're going to tell me it's coincidence that she's 69 when the party is just getting started.

:drool:

Twes
03-12-2008, 03:26 PM
There's a Mary Ann / Mary Jane joke in this somewhere.

I'd be able to phrase it well if only I were funny.

SOmething about Gilligan spilling the bong water on Gingers dress I'm sure.

Peck
03-12-2008, 07:40 PM
People I don't care who she is, but my God did you see that mug shot???

69?:-o

Look I deal with 69 year old people all of the time and none of them look like that, NONE of them.

Whatever she is smoking, snorting, injecting or injesting someone pass it along to me.

Hell I think I look older than her now.

Good GOD 69!!!!!

kester99
03-12-2008, 08:48 PM
I don't know how great she looks...but definitely looking uhhh...serene? Copacetic? As if something were enabling her to deal with life's BS with a detached, good-natured attitude. Hmmm....acting classes? That's probably it.

Twes
03-13-2008, 08:59 AM
http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-trivia/GilligansIsland.jpg

Nothing wrong with being stranded on an island.

:D

Putnam
03-13-2008, 11:38 AM
I watch two episodes of Gilligan's Island every Saturday morning while riding my stationary bicycle, and I can assert without qualm or quibble, and to to the utter exclusion of uncertainty, and as many "U"s as necessary, that Mary Ann Summers is not 69 years old.

I hope we have heard the last of that foul notion. :arrgh: