View Full Version : Police Find Crack in Man's Buttocks
02-09-2008, 11:26 PM
02-09-2008, 11:45 PM
Now I remember where I left my bicycle.
Darn. Where's that rimshot emoticon when you need it?
02-10-2008, 11:26 AM
Thanks for that, Anthem. Makes you glad to be an American.
Although I heard a mildly similar thing years ago in a Central Asian bazar. "Jambash" is the word for rear end and was used euphemistically for parts connecting to the thigh. So in the bazar a young man wanted to inquire about the price of a sheep's hock and the way he phrased the question was literally, "Hey lady, how much for a piece of your a55?"
02-12-2008, 03:41 PM
I was at a microbrew when I was younger and more brazen. I noticed on the menu that the bar had 2 oz. samples of each beer specifically called a taste. So I asked my waitress at a microbrew: "Can I get a taste of your blonde?"
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