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N8R
12-24-2007, 06:49 PM
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Wow this thread had become the mecca of all threads. It now leads Pacers Digest in most viewed and posted in thread by a lot. The goal here is to take over PD with the most Posts and Views in one thread. (EDIT: Old goal. ACHIEVED) Currently the Last Movie Watched is the winner of both of those. (EDIT: ACHIEVED) After that goal is achieved the next goal is 1,000,000 and from there the sky's the limit.

Here are the "Counting: It's Fun" thread rules. Follow or be banned

1. EVERY post must have the next sequential number posted somewhere within it, This means NO BACKWARDS NUMBERS. The # MUST be in a DISCRETE and EASILY recognized place, SEPARATE from any other digits. If you are putting a picture featuring the number, that is allowed but INCLUDE the number as well, as pictures do go down from sites and it will effect the WHOLE counting if and when that happens. A Quick way to know you are posting the right number is to check the post number in the top right hand of your post. It will match your Number. it looks like #4567
2. NO POSTING WITHOUT A NUMBER
3. NO double posting. You MUST wait for someone else to post after you before you can post again.
4. If you post out of order, cause sometimes there are more than one person posting at the same time cause this thread is so amazing, you MUST edit your numbers to follow the sequence. Subsequent post will DEPEND on you fixing this problem.
5. ALL NEWCOMERS MUST join with the intention of following these rules and obeying them at all costs.
6. IF YOU VIEW THIS THREAD YOU HAVE TO POST A NUMBER. NO EXCEPTIONS. Well ONE exception. If you are going to break another rule such as double posting you may NOT post no matter what. In the end you can say you helped us with our goal and you contributed to the Thread Of The Year
7.. If You See Someone post the WRONG NUMBER feel free to ridicule them until they change it. It is part of the fun. It happens to the best of us.
8. I WILL PM YOU FOR EACH WRONG NUMBER I SEE.
9. Have fun and remember: This is where Dreams Come True.




Well we did it. We are the most posted in thread and most viewed thread on all of PD and We were officially the Thread Of The Year for the '07/'08 season. Go O.N.E.

N8R
12-24-2007, 06:49 PM
1

N8R
12-24-2007, 06:49 PM
2

sweabs
12-24-2007, 07:02 PM
3

sweabs
12-24-2007, 07:02 PM
4

Erik
12-24-2007, 07:08 PM
5, 6, 7, :devil:

Suaveness
12-24-2007, 08:02 PM
6 (your 6 and 7 don't count)

kester99
12-24-2007, 08:05 PM
7

sweabs
12-24-2007, 08:34 PM
Oh my God mass chaos is occurring in what should be an orderly counting thread. System failure! System failure!!!!!!

0001101010001001000010111111.

Here's hoping that kester will edit his "9" to "7" just to be the greatest ole' chap in the neighborhood.




8

N8R
12-24-2007, 09:55 PM
9

N8R
12-24-2007, 09:55 PM
10

Jose Slaughter
12-24-2007, 10:11 PM
11

sweabs
12-24-2007, 10:18 PM
I love you Kester. Just kidding (...but seriously...).

12

kester99
12-24-2007, 10:27 PM
I love you Kester. Just kidding (...but seriously...).

12


I know, I know, it gets tiresome up there in the cabin, in the woods, in the snow, with just the moose and the beavers and the newman8r and such...but you guys just try to hang in there 'til spring thaw. Watch the Pacers. Boil the sap down...you know, whatever it is y'all do.

You'll see, it'll all seem different come Spring.

Oh, yeah. 13.

sweabs
12-24-2007, 11:04 PM
Mmmmmm......sap.

14.

Erik
12-25-2007, 01:07 AM
15. Merry Christmas!

sweabs
12-25-2007, 01:45 AM
16

sweabs
12-25-2007, 01:45 AM
17

Trader Joe
12-25-2007, 02:19 AM
18 Post padding FTW!

N8R
12-25-2007, 03:42 AM
19

N8R
12-25-2007, 03:42 AM
20

N8R
12-25-2007, 03:43 AM
21

N8R
12-25-2007, 03:43 AM
22

N8R
12-25-2007, 03:44 AM
23 the best numb

kester99
12-25-2007, 03:54 AM
23 the best numb

It's prime, I'll give you that...but I like .....24!

24.

bellisimo
12-25-2007, 07:38 AM
yirmi bes *25*

sweabs
12-25-2007, 10:59 AM
26

Mourning
12-25-2007, 12:01 PM
27 :peek:

N8R
12-25-2007, 12:43 PM
28

sweabs
12-25-2007, 02:48 PM
29

sweabs
12-25-2007, 02:48 PM
30

sweabs
12-25-2007, 02:48 PM
31

THE BEST NUMB IN YO FACE NEWMS

pig norton
12-25-2007, 03:07 PM
And the Pig joins in.

32

rexnom
12-25-2007, 03:07 PM
thrizzle to the thrizzle
(33)

Mourning
12-25-2007, 03:28 PM
34 :woohoo:

bellisimo
12-25-2007, 04:17 PM
35....

what are we counting for?
i hate the holidays....

kester99
12-25-2007, 04:45 PM
Counting! ....Huh! ...Good God y'all!
What is it good for!??
Absolutely nuthin'!
Say it say it say it...!!

36.

Huh!

--Edwin keStarr99

sweabs
12-25-2007, 07:28 PM
What is it good for? What you ask?

37.

That's what it's good for, kester. THAT'S what.

kester99
12-25-2007, 10:09 PM
I was merely echoing bellisimo. I know that counting is good for...a...num...for a number of thi...

Oh. man, I can't say it...whew! Wow.

38.

sweabs
12-25-2007, 10:35 PM
39.

BAM!

Major Cold
12-25-2007, 11:52 PM
40

sweabs
12-26-2007, 12:11 AM
41.

It's so cool...it's a four and a one...but put together!

rexnom
12-26-2007, 02:14 AM
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

42.

sweabs
12-26-2007, 02:26 AM
43.

It's kind of like thirty-four, but backwards.

kester99
12-26-2007, 04:11 AM
44...the magic number of Papa Doc Duvalier.

Get it?

MAGIC!

44.

P.S. It's not like 44, only backwards. IT IS 44 ONLY BACKWARDS!

MAGIC!

Jose Slaughter
12-26-2007, 06:40 AM
VL

smartass

rexnom
12-26-2007, 08:14 AM
46! Booyakasha!

Major Cold
12-26-2007, 11:46 AM
47

It is great

kester99
12-26-2007, 03:27 PM
48

It is great

Dude, you skipped one number. rcarey's gonna freak. I'm not even gonna try to fix this. I wash my hands of it (holiday reference!).

sweabs
12-26-2007, 04:30 PM
Wow - I'm not gonna lie, "freak" is an understatement for what I just experienced, kester. But I truly thank you for bringing this matter to the attention of everyone. And because of your efforts, intridcold has made the appropriate fix. I commend you Kester...you are one of a kind. Now go take on the day (Dr. Laura reference!).

48.

THE REAL FORTY EIGHT.

Natston
12-26-2007, 10:23 PM
49

I'm reeeeeally going to enjoy ignoring this thread...

heywoode
12-27-2007, 12:19 AM
Fitty.

You guys are goobers. Especially you Canadians. Canadian goobers are only .9813 American goobers, but you do much more dumb stuff. Losers.

sweabs
12-27-2007, 02:12 AM
Counting? Dumb stuff? Did I just hear someone refer to counting as "dumb stuff"?!

Well...next time you're waiting in the lineup to pay for your groceries, and you reach into your pocket to grab some change...let's see what "dumb stuff" really is! Okay Mister? You hear me? I dare you not to count that up. Forget the double dare...forget the double dog dare, and the triple dare........i TRIPLE DOG dare you to go up and not count it. (Christmas Story reference!)

51.

heywoode
12-27-2007, 02:17 AM
I don't count ****.

I don't even look at the total, I just swipe a debit card. See what I mean about dumb stuff?

Fitty-deuce

kester99
12-27-2007, 02:27 AM
00110101


--------------

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world...those who understand binary numbering and those who do not.

kester99
12-27-2007, 06:18 PM
54.

I'm almost at the limit here.

N8R
12-27-2007, 06:46 PM
55

heywoode
12-27-2007, 08:24 PM
54.

I'm almost at the limit here.

You mean that you can't count much higher than this? I woulda pegged your total at 20.....make that 21.
:-p

56 (LT baby!)

kester99
12-27-2007, 08:28 PM
n8r got the speed limit...I'll get the minimum age limit:

57.

Dang it! You were late with that one.

Merz
12-28-2007, 12:19 AM
58

kester99
12-28-2007, 12:56 AM
59...

...which in the Bible was the number of the beast. Spooky.

sweabs
12-28-2007, 02:57 AM
60!

It's only nine away from the magical one!

N8R
12-28-2007, 08:44 AM
61

I like numbers as well as doing stuff with things

Gyron
12-28-2007, 09:45 AM
62

sweabs
12-28-2007, 11:54 AM
63

Because it comes after sixty two!

N8R
12-29-2007, 11:56 AM
64

Cobol Sam
12-29-2007, 12:25 PM
sixty-five.

Natston
12-30-2007, 12:40 AM
66

Still waiting for 69...

N8R
12-30-2007, 02:51 AM
67

one number closer

sweabs
12-30-2007, 11:42 AM
68.

Oh my God - who will be the lucky person?!?! IT COULD BE YOU.

heywoode
12-30-2007, 11:49 AM
SIXTY-NINE!

Wine 'em, dine 'em, sixty-nine 'em, I always say...........

Gyron
12-30-2007, 12:25 PM
70, 69 with a pinky thrown in for a little extra pleasure

sweabs
12-30-2007, 12:38 PM
Very nicely done, guys. You both outdid yourselves.

71! Only two away from the sixty nineage!

Los Angeles
12-30-2007, 04:53 PM
72 days away from this board and this thread is what I've missed.

How did I ever survive? :-p

tinsley#11
12-30-2007, 06:42 PM
73

N8R
12-30-2007, 06:53 PM
74

I knew I should have just posted 3 times in a row. But I think I will make that ILLEGAL from now on. I just like to practice my counting skills.

kester99
12-30-2007, 07:44 PM
I'm three days on the road, away from the internet and this is as far as you guys have gotten?

75....it's a long way from 669.

N8R
12-31-2007, 01:39 AM
76

I want 666

tinsley#11
12-31-2007, 04:10 AM
77

heywoode
12-31-2007, 07:38 AM
I wanted 77; it's the same as 69 except you get eight more.....

78

I guess I get eight more, plus the extra finger!

rexnom
12-31-2007, 10:37 AM
79...I got 42, that made me insanely happy. That's why I didn't make a run at 69.

N8R
12-31-2007, 04:59 PM
80

Eighty is even more than 79

sweabs
12-31-2007, 05:30 PM
81.

It's pretty much useless. Actually, I hate it. It's making me angry right now. I remember in the old days when you could post a bunch of numbers at once. That's how I earned the right to post thirty one. I'm so freaking godly.

pig norton
12-31-2007, 06:13 PM
82

N8R
01-01-2008, 04:45 AM
83

83 Happy New Years to Y'all ya Basts

heywoode
01-01-2008, 11:54 AM
84.

Do you actually have New Year's up in Canada? You guys are almost out of the third world....Next thing you know, you'll have fancy indoor $h!tters and such....

N8R
01-01-2008, 07:41 PM
85

sweabs
01-02-2008, 02:00 AM
86

Because in the year 2086 we hope to have those indoor pooper machines.

JayRedd
01-02-2008, 03:04 AM
Fine...I'm in.

Four Score and Seven

N8R
01-02-2008, 03:29 AM
88age

sweabs
01-02-2008, 04:09 AM
89.

It's like sixty nine with a chubby person?

N8R
01-02-2008, 04:27 AM
90

hahahaha

heywoode
01-02-2008, 07:50 AM
91

...bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer.........take one down, pass it around, and now we're all gross for sharing a bottle of beer when we have 91 of them.

sweabs
01-02-2008, 12:57 PM
92.

I remember the year like it was yesterday.

kester99
01-02-2008, 02:17 PM
I wanted 77; it's the same as 69 except you get eight more.....

Man, that's funny. And it only took me three days to get it! It's like a record or something.

93

heywoode
01-02-2008, 06:20 PM
XCIV

CANADA SVCKS!

N8R
01-02-2008, 06:22 PM
95

Canada does not svck there heywoode. Take that back

kester99
01-02-2008, 09:23 PM
96.

The number of players to be involved in the next proposed blockbuster trade on PD....

96.

sweabs
01-02-2008, 09:56 PM
97 YAY!!!! he's touching my boobs!!!!! :p

heywoode
01-02-2008, 10:22 PM
98.

Okay, I take it back.

98.

98 years until the Pacers make it back to the ECF.

98.

98 times I've felt like kicking Bird's ***.

98.

The Pacers will have the 98th pick in this year's draft because Bird will give away every pick before that so we can resign Kareem Rush and Travis Deiner. What an offseason of movement and improvement for the Pacers!

Ninety-frickin-eight.

:censored:

N8R
01-03-2008, 11:07 AM
99

the Great Canadian One

Major Cold
01-03-2008, 11:27 AM
100

heywoode
01-03-2008, 11:48 AM
101

Those damn dalmations............

N8R
01-03-2008, 08:49 PM
102

ABADays
01-03-2008, 09:43 PM
103

Dracula

kester99
01-03-2008, 09:48 PM
103

Dracula

What? :confused:

104.

sweabs
01-03-2008, 10:06 PM
What? :confused:

104.
What? :confused:

105.

heywoode
01-03-2008, 10:38 PM
106.

{random word here}

ABADays
01-03-2008, 11:20 PM
107

Sorry, I thought it was Count, thus Dracula.

kester99
01-03-2008, 11:26 PM
Well good...I was wearing out google.

108.

BTW did you know that Blood of Dracula, sometimes known as Warhol's Dracula, had a running time of 103 minutes?

sweabs
01-04-2008, 02:48 AM
109.

It's ten more than the number on kester's username!

kester99
01-04-2008, 03:29 AM
110.

Man, this banter's fun.

N8R
01-04-2008, 09:02 AM
111

All of my numbers are the same. I like it.

I also like food. Anyone else like food, Or stuff and things in general?

heywoode
01-04-2008, 09:31 AM
112.

My number is a band and a restaurant!

Also, NASA STS-112 shuttle mission launched: October 7, 2002, 3:45:51.074 p.m. EDT on a mission of various ISS repairs and installations, returning to Earth October 18, 2002, 11:44:35 a.m. EDT, having traveled 4.5 million miles.

I'm saving that last number for when this count (Dracula) gets to it..........

sweabs
01-04-2008, 01:03 PM
113.

Who says that 13 is unlucky? Oh, you do? Okay...then add a hundred and you get this RIGHT IN THE FACE.

N8R
01-04-2008, 08:57 PM
114

It is like 111 but it is more like 114

sweabs
01-04-2008, 09:51 PM
115.

It's like 111 but you add 4 to it!

kester99
01-04-2008, 10:12 PM
116...the number of times I have promised myself I will stay away from the politics threads...

116.

ABADays
01-04-2008, 10:26 PM
117

117

rexnom
01-05-2008, 12:15 AM
118 is a special number because it's the same backwards and forwards.

JayRedd
01-05-2008, 01:24 AM
118 is a special number because it's the same backwards and forwards.

119 % of the time, it works every time.

kester99
01-05-2008, 02:02 AM
120...the number of points which I hope the Lakers don't get Sunday.

sweabs
01-05-2008, 03:19 AM
121.

It's part of the Adidas thing.

N8R
01-05-2008, 10:08 AM
122 number of times I have slapped old women for being old and women

sweabs
01-05-2008, 01:20 PM
123

One hundred percent better than Michael Jordan. In your FACE Newman.

heywoode
01-05-2008, 01:25 PM
124.

The percentage of cool that I have more than rcarey or newman8r.

sweabs
01-05-2008, 01:42 PM
125.

The amount of times heywoode has cried watching Princess Diaries.

kester99
01-05-2008, 05:08 PM
126

pick up sticks.

sweabs
01-05-2008, 05:13 PM
127.

A little piece of heaven.

kester99
01-05-2008, 05:37 PM
128r

kill the newman8r.

heywoode
01-05-2008, 06:03 PM
129

Factorization: 3X43
CXXIX
10000001

129 is the sum of the first ten prime numbers. It is the smallest number that can be expressed as a sum of three squares in four different ways: 11<sup>2</sup> + 2<sup>2</sup> + 2<sup>2</sup> and 10<sup>2</sup> + 5<sup>2</sup> + 2<sup>2</sup> and 8<sup>2</sup> + 8<sup>2</sup> + 1<sup>2</sup> and 8<sup>2</sup> + 7<sup>2</sup> + 4<sup>2</sup>.

129 is way too cool for a Canadian to get to post it.

(Leave me alone Scott, I like Princess Diaries. I'm a sensitive, caring, sincere man. Do you know how many times those qualities have helped me have meaningless, drunk sex with chicks with "major-league yabo's"? I'm best known for saying things like 'look at the funbags on that hosehound!'

kester99
01-05-2008, 06:18 PM
130.

I'm pretty sure it's 60 plus 70, right around there someplace.

heywoode
01-05-2008, 06:19 PM
130.

I'm pretty sure it's 60 plus 70, right around there someplace.

Man, you are a mathmagician!!

131

kester99
01-05-2008, 06:22 PM
Man, you are a mathmagician!!

131

Well, yeah....BA in Liberal Studies, you know.

132.

heywoode
01-05-2008, 06:56 PM
Well, yeah....BA in Liberal Studies, you know.

132.

Isn't it more like a BS in Liberal Studies?!

133.

kester99
01-05-2008, 07:07 PM
Oh, hahaha, Mr. Princess Diaries.

134

heywoode
01-05-2008, 07:29 PM
Princess Diaries is exactly 135 minutes long............

ABADays
01-05-2008, 08:45 PM
136

Hello N-e-w-m-a-n

rexnom
01-05-2008, 09:03 PM
137

The best number there is, for obvious reasons.

kester99
01-05-2008, 09:10 PM
138

That's 2x69! WhooHoo!

sweabs
01-06-2008, 05:28 PM
139.

The amount of times newman8r screwed up playing Slow Ride on Guitar Hero, on the EASY level last night.

Raskolnikov
01-06-2008, 05:40 PM
140.

Pope Pius I succeeds Pope Hyginus as the tenth pope.

heywoode
01-06-2008, 05:46 PM
141.

The same forward and backward!

Also, the number of times collectively that rcarey and newman8r have wished they weren't still virgins.....

JayRedd
01-06-2008, 06:23 PM
141.

The same forward and backward!

Also, the number of times collectively that rcarey and newman8r have wished they weren't still virgins.....

142.

The number of times rcarey's parents have wished they still were.

kester99
01-06-2008, 06:26 PM
143.

Not gross.

heywoode
01-06-2008, 07:05 PM
144.

A dozen dozen!

Cops love this number for obvious reasons...............

sweabs
01-06-2008, 07:06 PM
145.

The number of tears I have shed from the burns in this thread.

That's beautiful poetry right there.

heywoode
01-06-2008, 07:33 PM
146.

No, you needed a couple more syllables in the second verse, being retarded must be a horrible curse....Take your balls out of newman's purse, and stop being so terse. Is there anyone worse in the friggin' universe?!

kester99
01-06-2008, 07:52 PM
1 lb of leftover turkey,
4 boiled eggs of the chicken,
7 big spoons of creamy mayo.

That's the 147 way of makin' turkey salad
I'm thinkin'

Except for the relish and tarragon,
which I may have forgot

'Cause when I was makin' it
I was drinkin'.

147

Meter and rhyme are highly overrated, and difficult to boot, so the heck with 'em.

sweabs
01-06-2008, 09:48 PM
148.

I love to hate! Heywoode that is!

heywoode
01-06-2008, 10:05 PM
148.

I love to hate! Heywoode that is!

149.

You be fine, to forgive is divine...I count you as a friend of mine!

N8R
01-07-2008, 12:33 AM
150

sweabs
01-07-2008, 09:55 AM
151.

There just ain't no pun.

heywoode
01-07-2008, 09:33 PM
152.

I don't know what else to do.....

kester99
01-07-2008, 09:40 PM
153

equals the number of these jalapeno pistachios my daughter got me for Christmas that I have eaten, or will eat,

plus 150.

(my mouth, my mouth, my mouth is on fire)

N8R
01-07-2008, 10:07 PM
154

heywoode
01-07-2008, 11:07 PM
uno-cinqo-cinqo

sweabs
01-07-2008, 11:19 PM
156.

Heywoode and kester are hicks!!!

heywoode
01-07-2008, 11:26 PM
156.

Heywoode and kester are hicks!!!

157.

I didn't start this forum, dick.

But if you mean I'm a backwards-*** country f**k, you may be right.

:box:

kester99
01-07-2008, 11:31 PM
158

I was raised right in the middle of the metropolis of Veedersburg, IN.

(pop 1856)

158.

heywoode
01-08-2008, 12:05 AM
158

I was raised right in the middle of the metropolis of Veedersburg, IN.

(pop 1856)

158.

159.

That's awesome! I grew up just a short hop away in Waynetown! Population under 1,000, so I've got you beat on small-town-hoosier hickness!!

159. (I'm surprised we can count this high!)

kester99
01-08-2008, 12:13 AM
159.

That's awesome! I grew up just a short hop away in Waynetown! Population under 1,000, so I've got you beat on small-town-hoosier hickness!!

159. (I'm surprised we can count this high!)

Waynetown? Heywoode, who the **** are you? If you want, PM...or just remain the mysterious stranger...shoot, bud, we may have kin in common.

OK, that last bit was a little over the top, folksy-wise.

But that's weird.

Go Mustangs.

160.

P.S. It occurs to me, being new to this internet forum posting stuff, that I may have violated some taboo in this post...like not asking the big dude in the next cell what he's in for...so if, when I asked who the heck (don't know why that got bleeped) you are, I have committed an E-faux pas, please consider the source.

P.P.S. We are not hicks, rcarey. We are folks 'of rural origin.' We hold the corn cob in the same hand as everybody else.

heywoode
01-08-2008, 09:36 AM
Waynetown? Heywoode, who the **** are you? If you want, PM...or just remain the mysterious stranger...shoot, bud, we may have kin in common.

OK, that last bit was a little over the top, folksy-wise.

But that's weird.

Go Mustangs.

160.

P.S. It occurs to me, being new to this internet forum posting stuff, that I may have violated some taboo in this post...like not asking the big dude in the next cell what he's in for...so if, when I asked who the heck (don't know why that got bleeped) you are, I have committed an E-faux pas, please consider the source.

P.P.S. We are not hicks, rcarey. We are folks 'of rural origin.' We hold the corn cob in the same hand as everybody else.


161.

It's not how you hold the corn cob, kester, it's what you DO with it that matters....

N8R
01-08-2008, 11:02 AM
162

sweabs
01-08-2008, 12:38 PM
163.

Go Mustangs indeed. UWO.

kester99
01-08-2008, 01:20 PM
163.

Go Mustangs indeed. UWO.

164.

I love this stuff because I get to learn all the new internet lingo you kids are using nowadays...like LOL and MEH...but Google and I cannot find anything for UWO, just some...uh...oh. Ontario. Now that's a coincidence. That's where you guys are from.

Did you know there's a school in Ontario called UWO? What part of the state is it in?

N8R
01-08-2008, 11:31 PM
165

Of course he did. University of Western Ontario in London Ontario. Home of the Mustangs there Kester. Not everything is lingo.

kester99
01-09-2008, 01:26 AM
166.

You were supposed to tell me Ontario is not a state...that it's a province. I had a whole schtick ready.

heywoode
01-09-2008, 10:17 AM
167.

Don't mind newman, kester....he rode the short Canadian bus to school....

N8R
01-09-2008, 10:48 PM
168

And I liked every Minute of it.

bellisimo
01-10-2008, 08:52 AM
169

it was 100X better than the original 69 ;)

heywoode
01-10-2008, 09:04 AM
169

it was 100X better than the original 69 ;)

I invented that move...

170.

N8R
01-10-2008, 09:09 AM
171 holy take forev guys, we need to get to 1,000,069

sweabs
01-10-2008, 11:42 AM
172.

Newman eats poo.

heywoode
01-10-2008, 02:19 PM
173.

And he drinks pee!

sweabs
01-10-2008, 03:39 PM
174.

And he asks for more!

heywoode
01-10-2008, 04:06 PM
174.

And he asks for more!

That was nice. I was going to use 174 and say something about his mom!

175.

It's great to be alive!

kester99
01-10-2008, 04:16 PM
176.

Me 'n' Heywoode ain't hicks.

N8R
01-11-2008, 08:35 AM
177

I hate you all...I dont rhyme

JayRedd
01-11-2008, 08:57 PM
178

I live in a United State.

heywoode
01-11-2008, 10:33 PM
179.

You guys rhyme for $h!t.

kester99
01-11-2008, 11:00 PM
180: the numbers of poems I have written.

Huh. Break it down now.

One! Amount of ***** I got!
Eight! Amount of inches it's not!
Zero! You can't divide by it! and
...that's what I call rhymin' for $h!t!

Thank you. I'll be here every day between the hours of noon and 1 pm. Just throw your offerings in the hat.

For anyone who thought that was beneath my dignity, please note that I don't really have any.

N8R
01-12-2008, 01:45 AM
181

I have an illegitamate son

heywoode
01-12-2008, 02:09 AM
182.

So, my piece of $h!t father is YOU!

JayRedd
01-12-2008, 03:05 AM
183

I'm watching newman8r's mom on TV.

N8R
01-12-2008, 05:23 AM
184

Heywoode was so ugly I walked out the door.

JayRedd
01-12-2008, 01:06 PM
185

My favorite Owen is Clive.

sweabs
01-13-2008, 01:46 AM
186.

The number of times I actually had tears in my eyes tonight watching Gaffigan in Toronto. AMAZING show. I never went more than 2 seconds without laughing.

kester99
01-13-2008, 01:52 AM
187...the percent of my brain that doesn't actually know who gaffigan is.

google again, i guess...


oh...hey he's from Indiana! Or Tennessee!

N8R
01-13-2008, 07:24 AM
188

Man Gaffigan would have been great.

sweabs
01-13-2008, 06:16 PM
189.

Oh it was. There were jokes of his where I thought "man, Newman would be LAUGHING HIS *** OFF right now." Definitely some good humour in there.

kester99
01-13-2008, 06:38 PM
190.

Is it fun to like go places, and, you know, do things? I bet it is. I bet it's fun as heck.

N8R
01-13-2008, 08:29 PM
191

CAREY!!!!!! GAFFIGAN!!!!!!! So where did you spend the nightage?

sweabs
01-14-2008, 02:25 AM
192.

Spent the nightage at the gf's parents house which is about 10mins to downtown T dot by subway. Such the amount of good.

I LOVE STUFF AND THINGS!!!

N8R
01-14-2008, 03:58 AM
193

Sounds Sweabs. So I have a question to those of you who view this thread and dont post: Why do that. There is no need. It isnt hard to post number in sequence. I have had enough of this. This thread should be longer than 8 pages by now and higher than 193. You dont have to do anything but post a number now stop being frightened by this thread and start the mass posting. Thank You

sweabs
01-14-2008, 11:59 AM
194.

So close to the dubsy-century mark!

Gyron
01-14-2008, 12:18 PM
195

The number of times I yelled "DAMNIT!" yesterday while watching the Colts lose.

Jose Slaughter
01-14-2008, 12:19 PM
Gees, I was counting when some of you youngens were still using your fingers & toes.

Oh yea................ 196

JayRedd
01-14-2008, 12:32 PM
193

Sounds Sweabs. So I have a question to those of you who view this thread and dont post: Why do that.

We're just continually amazed that Canadians can count this high and are wondering when yall will reach your apex and starting writing things like "5Y7Q" thinking it comes after 200.

Also...197

Gyron
01-14-2008, 01:07 PM
198

sweabs
01-14-2008, 02:24 PM
199.

Oh God...my limit is approaching.

Putnam
01-14-2008, 03:18 PM
Shakes head.

Walks away.



OK. Here I am, trying to do the right thing. But I'm not sure whether I should make thisn #202 or #200 or delete it or what?

I just wanna say thanks. So, thanks. Thanks for all the presents. Thanks for introducing me to the chief. O, Superman, O, judge, O mom and dad.

Gyron
01-14-2008, 03:52 PM
.200, probably where the Pacers will finish off the season if they continue at this pace.

sweabs
01-14-2008, 04:22 PM
201.

What a gutsy move by the nam of PUTS! Had the chance, and turned it down. I commend you, sir. That is like finding a $100 bill outside a store, and going inside to give it to the manager in case someone claims it. You're a good man.

Gyron
01-14-2008, 06:01 PM
Gyron on the other hand takes the $100 x 2 and grabs the $2 dollars in change laying around on the ground as well, for an extra $202 in his pocket.

heywoode
01-14-2008, 08:43 PM
203.

I would post more, but I have to pee.

I hope a good night is had by thee.

N8R
01-14-2008, 11:04 PM
205

JayRedd
01-14-2008, 11:04 PM
Gyron on the other hand takes the $100 x 2 and grabs the $2 dollars in change laying around on the ground as well, for an extra $202 in his pocket.

$204.

You forgot about the $2 he stole from the March of Dimes canister.

JayRedd
01-14-2008, 11:05 PM
Don't think I didn't see that Newman8r...shape up.

206.

sweabs
01-14-2008, 11:20 PM
207.

Get'er done, JayRedd. YES, I WENT THERE.

N8R
01-15-2008, 09:59 AM
208

I thought you did. I saw you on here and tried to beat you to the post but failed. Damn you JayRedd DAMN YOU.

sweabs
01-15-2008, 11:37 AM
209.

Yeah, JayRedd. You're no good at stuff and things.

JayRedd
01-15-2008, 12:13 PM
210

Tell newman8r JayRedd doesn't respond to juvenile delinquents without a college degree. Tell him to get his degree and we can talk. In the meantime, he should call me "Dr. JayRedd" because I'm working on my Ph.D.

sweabs
01-15-2008, 12:36 PM
211.

Newman8r, JayRedd doesn't respond to juvenile delinquents without a college degree. You have to get your degree and then you two can talk. In the meantime, you should call him "Dr. JayRedd" because he's working on his Ph.D.

P.S. Are you actually, JayRedd? <!-- / message -->

kester99
01-15-2008, 10:57 PM
P.S. Are you actually, JayRedd? <!-- / message -->

Silly rcarey, of course that's JayRedd. See the funny picture he always uses? And I thought it sounded like him, too.

212.

sweabs
01-15-2008, 11:05 PM
213.

I'm surprised you've been able to post in this thread past the number 99, kester.

kester99
01-15-2008, 11:17 PM
213.

I'm surprised you've been able to post in this thread past the number 99, kester.

Well, when we GET to 99, we'll see, won't we?

213-and-a-half.

JayRedd
01-15-2008, 11:21 PM
211.

Newman8r, JayRedd doesn't respond to juvenile delinquents without a college degree. You have to get your degree and then you two can talk. In the meantime, you should call him "Dr. JayRedd" because he's working on his Ph.D.

P.S. Are you actually, JayRedd? <!-- / message -->

Twas a Big Aristotelian quote to Andrew Bynum.

214.

rexnom
01-15-2008, 11:35 PM
215

Number of people I slept with today.

rexnom
01-15-2008, 11:36 PM
215

Number of people I slept with today.
My bad, 216.

kester99
01-15-2008, 11:54 PM
My bad, 216.

Does rexnom look familiar, rcarey?


217

Shade
01-16-2008, 12:41 AM
Eleventy-billion.

I win the thread.

:borg:

kester99
01-16-2008, 01:12 AM
Eleventy-billion.

:borg:

There is an infinite number of numbers, and that's not one of them.

218

Raskolnikov
01-16-2008, 06:10 AM
219

bottles of beer on the wall. Too bad it's the Great Wall. That's way too far for me. Lucky Chinese...

N8R
01-16-2008, 09:02 AM
220

I want to punch you in the neck JayRedd.

heywoode
01-16-2008, 09:24 AM
221.

my numbers add up to five, which is the number of fingers and toes on each appendage that newman8r has, despite his chromosomal anomaly...

Can you go out in the sunlight yet? I thought they were working on getting you out of that bubble....Good thing rcarey helped pay to have the dickhole installed....

Gyron
01-16-2008, 10:03 AM
222, Just a third of 666 which is the number Heywoode has tatooed on his forehead.

sweabs
01-16-2008, 12:34 PM
223.

Kester saved the thread! You, are a hero.

heywoode
01-16-2008, 02:05 PM
222, Just a third of 666 which is the number Heywoode has tatooed on his forehead.

No, that's the birthmark on my scalp.....The tattoo on my forehead is the pentagram.

C'mon, get it straight!

224.

sweabs
01-16-2008, 02:49 PM
225.

It's the new forty!

JayRedd
01-16-2008, 03:43 PM
226.

2+2+6 = 10

1+0 = 1

1 = The number of real-life breasts rcarey hopes to see someday. Good luck, chief.

sweabs
01-16-2008, 04:21 PM
227.

Only 0.5 to go, actually! Last year when I was in St. Maarten, I saw some side boob from a topless girl tanning face down.

JayRedd
01-16-2008, 04:44 PM
228

The rank of side-boobage on a scale of one to ten.

Gyron
01-16-2008, 05:22 PM
229, Jayredd's Real Age......

JayRedd
01-16-2008, 06:29 PM
230

The time Gyron's mom goes to work on the corner each morning.

avoidingtheclowns
01-16-2008, 06:30 PM
231 -- the number of terrible "your mom" jokes JayRedd has subjected us to

sweabs
01-16-2008, 09:23 PM
232.

Side boobage was a 9/10. And that's saying something, since I'm fairly picky when it comes to side boob.

rexnom
01-16-2008, 10:14 PM
233

The number of side boobs I've seen since breakfast.

rexnom
01-16-2008, 10:15 PM
Did I say side boobs? I meant man boobs. 234 man boobs.

N8R
01-16-2008, 10:30 PM
235

I actually dont see the sunlight for real heywoode. Havent seen the full sun in like 4 months.

Gyron
01-16-2008, 11:00 PM
230

The time Gyron's mom goes to work on the corner each morning.

You really don't know how close you are Jayredd.......Except she's in Jail right now for another crime, but I'm not sure thats not one she hasn't committed......And I'm not joking this time....

But I still find it a funny joke. I mean if you can't laugh at your family, who can you laugh at?:laugh:

Ohh and 236.

N8R
01-16-2008, 11:19 PM
237

How many seconds I have until work begins.

heywoode
01-16-2008, 11:42 PM
238.

Age, combined, of rcarey, newman8r, Gyron, and JayRedd when they finally see more than sideboob, or manboobs up close, in a dimly lit bedroom at a seedy motel downtown....

kester99
01-17-2008, 12:17 AM
238.

Age, combined, of rcarey, newman8r, Gyron, and JayRedd when they finally see more than sideboob, or manboobs up close, in a dimly lit bedroom at a seedy motel downtown....


Room 239.

sweabs
01-17-2008, 02:18 AM
At 240 hours.

kester99
01-17-2008, 03:49 AM
With a 241 discount coupon.

2-4-1.

N8R
01-17-2008, 09:47 AM
I cant wait for that sweet 242 action.

heywoode
01-17-2008, 09:59 AM
243.

2-for-3.

newman8r's batting average in pickups at his favorite bar, "The ManHole", on a Saturday night in Canada.

sweabs
01-17-2008, 12:24 PM
244.

Make that 2 for four after last night. Newman got SHUT DOWN!

heywoode
01-17-2008, 01:33 PM
245.

Weight, each, of the two he DIDN'T strike out with.....almost 500 lbs. of fun!