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Slick Pinkham
09-19-2007, 03:18 PM
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

I wanted to have some sweet corn for lunch,
but I won't, since at the grocery store it was...

a buck an ear.

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A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"


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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle.

The bartender asks, what's with the steering wheel?

'AAARRRGGGHEEE', the pirate says, 'It's driving me nuts.'
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A sailor meets a pirate in a bar and they take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. The sailor asks "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?"

The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit me leg off."

"Wow!" said the sailor. "What about your hook"?

"Well...", replied the pirate, "While my men and I were plundering in the middle east, I was caught stealing from a merchant and the punishment for theft in the middle east is the loss of the hand that steals"

"Incredible!" remarked the sailor. "How did you get the eye patch"?

"A sea gull dropping fell in me eye.", replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well...", said the pirate, "..it was me first day with the hook."

Lord Helmet
09-19-2007, 04:22 PM
Sadly, no one recognizes this.

I'm probably the only one in Indiana that knew this.

campy
09-19-2007, 11:44 PM
Awesome!

Gyron
09-20-2007, 01:02 PM
Sorry I missed this. I was happy to celebrate this holiday.

travmil
09-20-2007, 03:06 PM
What is a Pirate's favorite restaurant?

Arrrrrrby's

;)

Suaveness
09-21-2007, 01:27 PM
Shiver me timbers! hehehe

Doug
09-21-2007, 09:51 PM
A sailor meets a pirate in a bar and they take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. The sailor asks "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?"

The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit me leg off."

"Wow!" said the sailor. "What about your hook"?

"Well...", replied the pirate, "While my men and I were plundering in the middle east, I was caught stealing from a merchant and the punishment for theft in the middle east is the loss of the hand that steals"

"Incredible!" remarked the sailor. "How did you get the eye patch"?

"A sea gull dropping fell in me eye.", replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well...", said the pirate, "..it was me first day with the hook."

That's one of me favorite jokes. I tell it all the time.

Knucklehead Warrior
09-30-2007, 12:53 AM
Sorry I'm late.

Dirty Johnny goes Trick or Treating dressed as a pirate.
At the first house he is asked, "Where are your buccaneers?"
He replies, "Under my buckin' hat."

arrrrrrrrrhrhghgh

JayRedd
10-05-2007, 10:14 PM
What was the name of the pedophile pirate?

Arrrrrrggggghh Kelly

Natston
10-13-2007, 05:42 PM
"It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating." -- Jack Handy