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Slick Pinkham
07-16-2007, 06:06 PM
suggestions:

Oden: Hey Kevin, this must be where we get the trophies

or

Durant: Greg, you are too old for them

or

Oden: I'm first pick, so I GET first pick




http://i13.tinypic.com/4z3w60w.jpg

Slick Pinkham
07-16-2007, 06:07 PM
oops...

sorry about the huge photo. How do I make it smaller?

JayRedd
07-16-2007, 06:10 PM
Durant: What are you gonna do now that you have a million dollars?

Oden: I'll tell you what I'd do, man...Two chicks at the same time, man.

Durant: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Oden: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too, 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Durant: Well, not all chicks.

Oden: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

LG33
07-16-2007, 06:13 PM
Yay for Office Space!

CableKC
07-16-2007, 06:22 PM
Is that Maria Sharapova in the picture?

Whose the Brunette?

carpediem024
07-16-2007, 06:40 PM
Durant: Man I heard it was nice but I guess having it in front of you is even better.

Oden: Eh It's aight.

Durant: Don't act like you'll pass this up!

Slick Pinkham
07-16-2007, 06:49 PM
WWKD?

(what would Kobe do?)

JayRedd
07-16-2007, 07:00 PM
Oden: Okay, let me ask you a question, which one do you want cause we're gonna stick to this?

Durant: I've always had a thing for blondes.

Oden: Good, cause I'll take anything.

SparkyPacer
07-16-2007, 07:13 PM
I'd like to give some captions, but I have a meeting with the Bobs.

davstarp10
07-16-2007, 07:15 PM
Stern: And with the first pick in the 2007 draft Greg Oden picks...........

Jose Slaughter
07-16-2007, 07:18 PM
oops...

sorry about the huge photo. How do I make it smaller?

I'm not sure, but if stays that big for 4 hours, you should contact a doctor.

Oneal07
07-16-2007, 07:20 PM
WWKD?

(what would Kobe do?)


U mean UKWKWD

(U Know What Kobe Would Do) :dance:

pwee31
07-16-2007, 07:46 PM
Oden: Okay, let me ask you a question, which one do you want cause we're gonna stick to this?

Durant: I've always had a thing for blondes.

Oden: Good, cause I'll take anything.

Ha is that Starsky and Hutch?


Oden: I'd like to use my Buckeye on them!

Durant: I bet they would prefer my Longhorn!

LG33
07-16-2007, 07:47 PM
U mean UKWKWD

(U Know What Kobe Would Do) :dance:

Show her his "Oh face"?

LG33
07-16-2007, 07:49 PM
Mal: Take it to the Shout Box guys

hoopsforlife
07-16-2007, 07:50 PM
Hey man, why do I feel like a double stuffed OREO Cookie all of a sudden?

indygeezer
07-16-2007, 07:55 PM
Hey man, why do I feel like a double stuffed OREO Cookie all of a sudden?

Now that is freaking hilarious!

indygeezer
07-16-2007, 07:59 PM
Aw ***, I finally I finally make the BIG money and I end up with a pair of lesbians.

I decided to keep the really nasty one to myself

birdman
07-16-2007, 09:24 PM
Durant: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Oden: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.

bellisimo
07-17-2007, 04:19 AM
Oden & Durant: "I'd hit it"

JayRedd
07-17-2007, 01:18 PM
Oden & Durant: "I'd hit it"

Maria: In your dreams, boys. Yall might be the new, hottest post players in the West, but my man Stanko runs the whole Eastern block.

Los Angeles
07-17-2007, 02:47 PM
Sharipova: I make more money than both of you, and now I'm stealing your woman. How you like them apples?

Trader Joe
07-18-2007, 12:17 AM
Make every shot a powershot.