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Frank Slade
07-06-2007, 09:12 AM
Just a few good laughs for your Friday.. Or not :shrug:



Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Dyslexics are teople poo.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
The control key on the keyboard does not work.
Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).
On your mark, get set, go away!
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!
I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead.
Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? (Can't you just hear the sarcasm??)
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Cover Me! I'm Changing Lanes
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
Without ME, it's just AWESO.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

bellisimo
07-06-2007, 09:48 AM
Without ME, it's just AWESO.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:



To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
that is sooo true!



What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
you make it sound like it isn't ;)
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317Kim
07-06-2007, 10:54 AM
:laugh: Thank you! I definitely needed a laugh or six.