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maragin
12-12-2006, 02:31 AM
This is really just an exercise in boredom, and fooling around with the trade machine on ESPN. Yes, it shows bias... but it would turn the Pacers into the kind of team I would want to play on a video game.


http://espn-ak.starwave.com/i/teamlogos/nba/sml/trans/ind.gifIndiana Pacers


<table class="tablehead" style="clear: both;" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr class="colhead"><th colspan="2">Incoming Players</th></tr><tr class="oddrow"><td width="35">http://espn-ak.starwave.com/i/nba/profiles/players/35x48/3094.jpg</td><td valign="top">Allen Iverson
Salary: $17,184,375 Years Remaining: 3
PTS: 31.2 REB: 2.7 AST: 7.3 PER: 24.04
</td></tr><tr class="oddrow"><td width="35">http://espn-ak.starwave.com/i/nba/profiles/players/35x48/3826.jpg</td><td valign="top">Andre Iguodala
Salary: $2,201,640 Years Remaining: 2
PTS: 13.8 REB: 6.2 AST: 4.6 PER: 15.65
</td></tr><tr class="oddrow"><td width="35">http://espn-ak.starwave.com/i/nba/profiles/players/35x48/3007.jpg</td><td valign="top">Kevin Garnett
Salary: $21,000,000 Years Remaining: 3
PTS: 21.6 REB: 12.0 AST: 3.7 PER: 26.63
</td></tr></tbody></table>
Outgoing Players: Jermaine O'Neal, Stephen Jackson, Shawne Williams, David Harrison, Jamaal Tinsley
http://espn-ak.starwave.com/i/teamlogos/nba/sml/trans/min.gifMinnesota Timberwolves



<table class="tablehead" style="clear: both;" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr class="colhead"><th colspan="2">Incoming Players</th></tr><tr class="oddrow"><td width="35">http://espn-ak.starwave.com/i/nba/profiles/players/35x48/4144.jpg</td><td valign="top">Rodney Carney
Salary: $1,439,760 Years Remaining: 2
PTS: 4.8 REB: 1.2 AST: 0.3 PER: 9.04
</td></tr><tr class="oddrow"><td width="35">http://espn-ak.starwave.com/i/nba/profiles/players/35x48/3120.jpg</td><td valign="top">Jermaine O'Neal
Salary: $18,084,000 Years Remaining: 3
PTS: 17.8 REB: 9.9 AST: 2.9 PER: 19.05
</td></tr><tr class="oddrow"><td width="35">http://espn-ak.starwave.com/i/nba/profiles/players/35x48/3210.jpg</td><td valign="top">Stephen Jackson
Salary: $6,120,000 Years Remaining: 4
PTS: 12.3 REB: 2.7 AST: 3.4 PER: 11.87
</td></tr></tbody></table>
Outgoing Players: Ricky Davis, Randy Foye, Kevin Garnett
http://espn-ak.starwave.com/i/teamlogos/nba/sml/trans/phi.gifPhiladelphia 76ers



<table class="tablehead" style="clear: both;" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr class="colhead"><th colspan="2">Incoming Players</th></tr><tr class="oddrow"><td width="35">http://espn-ak.starwave.com/i/nba/profiles/players/35x48/3264.jpg</td><td valign="top">Ricky Davis
Salary: $6,364,400 Years Remaining: 2
PTS: 14.4 REB: 2.9 AST: 4.6 PER: 14.42
</td></tr><tr class="oddrow"><td width="35">http://espn-ak.starwave.com/i/nba/profiles/players/35x48/4135.jpg</td><td valign="top">Randy Foye
Salary: $2,448,240 Years Remaining: 2
PTS: 5.9 REB: 1.7 AST: 1.6 PER: 11.40
</td></tr><tr class="oddrow"><td width="35">http://espn-ak.starwave.com/i/nba/profiles/players/35x48/4145.jpg</td><td valign="top">Shawne Williams
Salary: $1,367,760 Years Remaining: 2
</td></tr><tr class="oddrow"><td width="35">http://espn-ak.starwave.com/i/nba/profiles/players/35x48/3846.jpg</td><td valign="top">David Harrison
Salary: $960,840 Years Remaining: 2
PTS: 2.1 REB: 1.7 AST: 0.2 PER: 8.76
</td></tr><tr class="oddrow"><td width="35">http://espn-ak.starwave.com/i/nba/profiles/players/35x48/3528.jpg</td><td valign="top">Jamaal Tinsley
Salary: $5,850,000 Years Remaining: 5
PTS: 12.0 REB: 3.7 AST: 6.4 PER: 15.55
</td></tr></tbody></table>
Outgoing Players: Rodney Carney, Allen Iverson, Andre Iguodala


P.S. Yes, I know this won't happen.

tdubb03
12-12-2006, 02:33 AM
Ha, Philly'd have like 20 guys on their roster!

maragin
12-12-2006, 02:37 AM
Ha, Philly'd have like 20 guys on their roster!

And we cleared space to sign that guy from Kentucky! Okay, they would have space issues. Maybe they could combine Korver and David Harrison so they'd have a insane 3 point shooting foul-machine that had a bowl haircut.