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Kstat
05-01-2004, 06:36 PM
A test of your Nets knowledge

May 1, 2004

BARTON SILVERMAN/AP

Lawrence Frank is much shorter than his boss, 6-4 Jason Kidd.

In the second round the Pistons play the Nets, who are known for:
A) Firing coaches who get them to back-to-back NBA Finals.
B) Whining about how much media coverage the Knicks get.
C) Taking credit for winning the ultra-weak Atlantic Division.
D) All of the above.

New Jersey plays at:
A) Trump Casino parking lot.
B) Continental Airlines Arena.
C) Wherever Jason Kidd decides.
D) A garbage dump off turnpike exit.

Coach Lawrence Frank is shorter than which of the following:
A) Webster.
B) Gary Coleman.
C) Spud Webb.
D) None of the above.

Speaking of Frank, to keep his job, he needs to do which of the following:
A) Whatever Jason Kidd says.
B) Whatever Jason Kidd says.
C) Whatever Jason Kidd says.
D) All of the above.

Kenyon Martin is from the University of Cincinnati, which graduates a basketball player once every:
A) Four years.
B) 80 years.
C) Four millennia.
D) Never.

Kidd makes a jump shot once every:
A) Four years.
B) 80 years.
C) Four millennia.
D) Never.

Scalabrine (skal-uh-BREE-nee) is a:
A) Catch of the day at Fishbones.
B) Nets benchwarmer.
C) Hip-hop act starring Kenyon Martin.
D) Supreme Court justice.

Jersey has scary bench players like:
A) Lucious Harris.
B) Aaron Williams.
C) Zoran Planinic.
D) Are you kidding? Those three wouldn't scare a preschooler.

Answer key: For those people who are insistent about having answers to a joke quiz: D, B, D, D, C, C, B, D.

ROCislandWarrior
05-01-2004, 07:21 PM
In the second round the Pistons play the Nets, who are known for:
A) Firing coaches who get them to back-to-back NBA Finals.
B) Whining about how much media coverage the Knicks get.
C) Taking credit for winning the ultra-weak Atlantic Division.
D) All of the above.

New Jersey plays at:
A) Trump Casino parking lot.
B) Continental Airlines Arena. It looks like "D" though
C) Wherever Jason Kidd decides.
D) A garbage dump off turnpike exit.

Coach Lawrence Frank is shorter than which of the following:
A) Webster.
B) Gary Coleman.
C) Spud Webb.
D) None of the above.

Speaking of Frank, to keep his job, he needs to do which of the following:
A) Whatever Jason Kidd says.
B) Whatever Jason Kidd says.
C) Whatever Jason Kidd says.
D) All of the above.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Kenyon Martin is from the University of Cincinnati, which graduates a basketball player once every:
A) Four years.
B) 80 years.
C) Four millennia.
D) Never.

Kidd makes a jump shot once every:
A) Four years.
B) 80 years.
C) Four millennia.
D) Never.

Scalabrine (skal-uh-BREE-nee) is a:
A) Catch of the day at Fishbones.
B) Nets benchwarmer.
C) Hip-hop act starring Kenyon Martin.
D) Supreme Court justice.

Jersey has scary bench players like:
A) Lucious Harris.
B) Aaron Williams.
C) Zoran Planinic.
D) Are you kidding? Those three wouldn't scare a preschooler.

But to give Aaron Williams credit, he looks like a ex-convict

I have no idea why I took this quiz :D