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Gyron
02-21-2008, 05:10 PM
I'm unignoring this thread right now, just as we speak...Uhh I mean as I type.....

Natston
02-22-2008, 12:47 AM
This is what I've seen in the four weeks since that post. People ignoring people. Which is much what I saw in the four weeks before that post, and the four weeks before that, and before that, and as far back as I care to remember. People ignoring people. Which to my mind, puts us in a state of ignorance right now.

bellisimo
02-22-2008, 10:33 AM
*takes in a deep breath*

ah...i love the fresh smell of ignore in the morning

JayRedd
02-22-2008, 12:14 PM
Ignore it, friend-o.

bellisimo
02-24-2008, 02:16 PM
its a good thing i'm not ignoring this thread the way i ignore my psycho ex

Gyron
02-25-2008, 11:08 AM
Ignor-o the Floor-o but not this thread-o

bellisimo
02-26-2008, 11:35 AM
*pokes ignore*

JayRedd
02-26-2008, 12:21 PM
I to the G to the N to the O to the R to the E.

Yup...I count AND spell. A true Renaissance Man, indeed.

bellisimo
02-26-2008, 12:44 PM
I to the G to the N to the O to the R to the E.

Yup...I count AND spell. A true Renaissance Man, indeed.

this i truly cannot ignore....

http://www.cydwicker.com/images/imaginative/renaissance_man.jpg

Gyron
02-26-2008, 03:00 PM
Bellisimo, Thats not Jayredd. They don't make lycra stonrg enough to handle his big butt. Wait, maybe thats his mom I'm thinking of.

By the way, I never ignore This thread.

JayRedd
02-27-2008, 10:32 PM
No one can ignore my puffy shirt.

DrBadd01
02-29-2008, 08:46 PM
No one can ignore my puffy shirt.

NICE PUFFY SHIRT. Where can I get one so that no one can ignore mine?

JayRedd
03-01-2008, 03:34 PM
I got mine from a low talker.

DrBadd01
03-01-2008, 09:34 PM
"I don't want to be a pirate and I won't ignore JayRedds shirt or this thread."

JayRedd
03-02-2008, 11:34 PM
How dare you ignore like that in the counting thread.

Natston
03-03-2008, 03:58 AM
My mother ignores you. My father ignores you. My sister ignores you. And I ignore you.

bellisimo
03-03-2008, 09:37 AM
as long as your doggie doesn't ignore me...i'm fine

Gyron
03-03-2008, 10:10 AM
I never ignore you.

Gyron
03-03-2008, 10:11 AM
But Grace will.

JayRedd
03-03-2008, 06:17 PM
I ignore stop signs.

bellisimo
03-03-2008, 07:22 PM
http://www.indymedia.ie/cache/imagecache/local/attachments/jun2006/460_0___30_0_0_0_0_0_may_art_06_04.jpg

Twes
03-03-2008, 08:35 PM
Nothing to see here.

Move on people.

DrBadd01
03-03-2008, 08:36 PM
I am ignoring therefore I am.

bellisimo
03-05-2008, 11:26 AM
should have an ignore mood

JayRedd
03-05-2008, 03:26 PM
http://www.nycstreets.org/projects/union-street-greenway/project-home/ignore.jpg

Twes
03-06-2008, 03:40 PM
If you are an ant and you ignore this that means you are..... really stupid.

Gyron
03-06-2008, 04:12 PM
If you are a elephANT and you ignore this thread, You too are....REALLY STUPID.

bellisimo
03-11-2008, 10:38 AM
ignoring should be a new mood

JayRedd
03-11-2008, 07:46 PM
Ignoring should definitely be a mood.

bellisimo
03-12-2008, 05:52 AM
aye so lets make it happen

JayRedd
03-13-2008, 11:00 PM
I'm ignoring the Pacers.

Twes
03-14-2008, 09:14 AM
I still don't see any thread.

:shrug:

Gyron
03-14-2008, 09:16 AM
What Thread?

JayRedd
03-14-2008, 09:29 PM
Who now?

DrBadd01
03-14-2008, 10:21 PM
I like traffic lights I like traffic lights I like traffic lights . . .
especially when I can ignore them.

Twes
03-18-2008, 03:22 PM
If there was a thread here I would ignore it.

:crazy:

DrBadd01
03-19-2008, 05:24 PM
You mean there is a thread here?

Gyron
03-19-2008, 05:51 PM
Where?

Pig Nash
03-20-2008, 02:33 AM
huh?

bellisimo
03-20-2008, 05:23 AM
say wha?

Gyron
03-20-2008, 01:07 PM
Where?

bellisimo
03-21-2008, 08:25 AM
i'm starting to get the feeling that this thread is ignoring me...

Gyron
03-21-2008, 09:00 AM
Its not you, its the thread.

Anthem
03-21-2008, 03:46 PM
Holy cow... we've dropped 7 spots in Google. Clearly, too few people are ignoring this thread.

On the other hand, look what image search found:

http://www.houseofzing.com/book/images/ignore.jpg

JayRedd
03-21-2008, 04:17 PM
We need to step up our ignoring game.

bellisimo
03-22-2008, 04:58 PM
in Soviet Russia the threads ignore you!

DrBadd01
03-22-2008, 06:37 PM
In Saudi Arabia this thread ignores you!!!!

JayRedd
03-22-2008, 08:03 PM
In Canada, everyone sleeps with moose. I hear that if you just ignore them, they lose interest.

tdubb03
03-22-2008, 08:42 PM
In Canada, everyone sleeps with moose. I hear that if you just ignore them, they lose interest.

Which loses interest, Canada or the moose?

JayRedd
03-22-2008, 08:43 PM
The moose. Canadians are into it.

DrBadd01
04-02-2008, 09:06 PM
Hello, I would like to buy a fish license.

duke dynamite
04-03-2008, 04:24 AM
I don't get it...

bellisimo
04-03-2008, 05:00 AM
you don't need to....
just don't ignore...
or wait...were we supposed to ignore?

Gyron
04-03-2008, 04:02 PM
I have no fishing liscenses, but I can offer you a license to hunt wrascally wabbits.

The Toxic Avenger
04-03-2008, 07:50 PM
555

TRIPS


:dance: YES! :dance:

DrBadd01
04-03-2008, 08:29 PM
Hello I would like to register a complaint. Its dead the bird you sold me is dead.

kester99
04-03-2008, 08:35 PM
No it's not....it's resting.

duke dynamite
04-03-2008, 09:03 PM
Hello I would like to register a complaint. Its dead the bird you sold me is dead.
Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

DrBadd01
04-03-2008, 10:16 PM
He's not pining for the fjords hes snuffed it, he has kicked the bucket, he is beyond his mortal coil, its a stiff, he has bloody snuffed it.

Gyron
04-04-2008, 09:14 AM
Hey I duck taped the head back on it. That should be more than effective.

bellisimo
04-04-2008, 09:39 AM
well what do you expect? i sold you a dead bird...and you bought a dead bird...i'd only refund it if it turned out to be alive...

duke dynamite
04-07-2008, 03:57 AM
I'm going to pretend we all didn't quote the dead parrot skit. I ignore the fact that we quoted the dead parrot skit.

Gyron
04-07-2008, 03:36 PM
Just so you don't feel ignored.....

-cmvBh47fXI

JayRedd
04-10-2008, 01:51 AM
Ignore.

bellisimo
04-10-2008, 05:24 AM
apple should come up with a new product lines of iGnore

JayRedd
04-14-2008, 02:04 PM
I would buy two.

duke dynamite
04-15-2008, 07:08 AM
I'm ignoring you.

btowncolt
04-15-2008, 11:53 AM
I ignored your face.

JayRedd
04-16-2008, 01:31 PM
YOuR fAce gOT pWneD bY iGNorAncE !!

Twes
04-16-2008, 04:46 PM
Ok, I'm going to ignore the fact I couldn't post on the news board.

DrBadd01
04-17-2008, 06:50 PM
I'm Ignoring the fact that we need to ignore this thread.

duke dynamite
04-18-2008, 04:27 AM
I'm still ignoring this thread. Even more than you, DrBadd.

SycamoreKen
04-18-2008, 04:54 PM
We now return to your regularly scheduled ignoring.

DrBadd01
04-18-2008, 04:54 PM
I'm still ignoring this thread. Even more than you, DrBadd.

And I am ignoring that.

Natston
04-21-2008, 11:19 AM
Dr. Badd: Oh my god.

Mr. Redd: Pardon?

Dr. Badd: Oh no, Mr. Redd. Oh no.

Mr. Redd: What's wrong?

Dr. Badd: Mr. Redd, you didn't... I mean, you didn't expect...

Mr. Redd: What?

Dr. Badd: I mean, you didn't really think I'd ignore something like *that*.

Mr. Redd: Like what?

Dr. Badd: What do you think?

Mr. Redd: Well, I don't know.

Dr. Badd: For god's sake, Mr. Redd. Here we are. You got me into this thread. You give me a drink. You... put on music. Now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me Gyron won't be home for hours.

Mr. Redd: So?

Dr. Badd: Mr. Redd, you're trying to seduce me.

Mr. Redd: [laughs]

Dr. Badd: Aren't you?

DrBadd01
04-21-2008, 08:56 PM
I am ignoring the PD version of the Graduate. . . . .(very nice)

bellisimo
04-24-2008, 10:26 AM
is this thread going to get ignored during the award nominations?

Raskolnikov
04-24-2008, 12:02 PM
Can't believe there are still people ignoring this thread.

DrBadd01
04-25-2008, 09:19 PM
As long as there are people there will be ignoring of this thread.

duke dynamite
04-26-2008, 01:44 AM
"Most ignored thread"

Natston
05-09-2008, 04:51 AM
Man, I see in this thread the strongest and smartest men who've ever registered. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire board counting numbers, posting trade proposals; slaves with blue and gold collars. Posting has us changing avatars and signatures, posting polls we hate so we can display **** we don't need seen. We're the middle children of Pacers Digest, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great Championship. No Great Number One Overall Pick. Our Great Championship's a 61 win season... our Great Pick is our selection of Shawne Williams. We've all been raised by TPTB to believe that one day the Pacers would all be champions, and winners, and all-stars. But they won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

DrBadd01
05-11-2008, 03:04 PM
all ignoring and no acknowledging make drbadd a dull poster. . .

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JayRedd
05-12-2008, 07:55 PM
The first rule of Ignore This Thread is: You do not ignore this thread.

The second rule of Ignore This Thread is: You DO NOT ignore this thread.

Third rule of Ignore This Thread: Someone yells "Stop" goes limp, taps out, the ignoring is over.

Fourth rule: 106 guys to a thread.

Fifth rule: Ignore one thread at a time, fellas.

Sixth rule: No pants, no top hats.

Seventh rule: The ignoring will go on as long as it has to.

And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first time in Ignore This Thread, you have to ignore.

DrBadd01
05-12-2008, 08:41 PM
Warning: If you are not ignoring this then this warning is for you. Every time you ignore this useless thread is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with ignoring that you give respect and credence to all that ignore this thread? Do you ignore everything you're supposed to ignore? Do you read every thing you're supposed to read? ignore what you're told to not notice? Get out of this thread. Count on the Counting thread. Stop the excessive ignoring and quoting. Ignore this thread. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you ignore this thread you will become a statistic. You have been warned-

SycamoreKen
05-13-2008, 12:15 AM
I refuse to ignore that which must be ignored.

Gyron
05-13-2008, 08:55 AM
What? Huh? Did someone say something? I was ignoring this thread, so I'm not sure.

Natston
05-13-2008, 03:58 PM
Dr. Badd: [V.O] This is Jay. Jay had ***** tits.
[Camera pans to a REMAINING MEN TOGETHER sign]
Dr. Badd: [V.O] This was a thread for men that didn't ignore the 'Ignore this thread' thread. The big moosie slobbering all over me... that was Jay.
JayRedd: We're still men.
Dr. Badd: [slightly muffled due to Jay's enormous breasts] Yes, we're men. Men is what we are.
Dr. Badd: [V.O] Eight months ago, Jay's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed ***** tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. And that was where I fit...
Jay Redd: They're gonna have to open my pecs again to drain the fluid.
Dr. Badd: [V.O] Between those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of naturallystoned's as big.

SycamoreKen
05-14-2008, 06:49 PM
Now THAT should be ignored!

DrBadd01
05-16-2008, 11:20 PM
You ignore this thread. You tell yourself, this is the last ignoring I will ever do in my life. Buy the ignoring, then for a couple posts you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your ignoring issue handled. Then the right set of counting threads. Then the perfect Sig. The avatar. The records in the arcade. Then you're trapped in PD, and the things you ignored to own, now they ignore you.

Natston
05-17-2008, 02:47 AM
[while burning the DrBadd01's hand with cheap movie ripoffs]

Gyron: Shut up! The ones who ignored were our models for Anthem. If the others bailed, what does that tell you about Anthem?

DrBadd01: No, no, I... don't...

Gyron: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that Anthem does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.

DrBadd01: It isn't?

Gyron: We don't need to ignore him!

JayRedd
05-17-2008, 06:35 PM
A thread full of condiments and no food. How embarrassing.

Natston
05-18-2008, 01:21 PM
My God. I haven't been ignored like that since grade school.

DrBadd01
05-19-2008, 04:53 PM
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying ignoring matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same ignoring thread.

Gyron
05-19-2008, 05:26 PM
You know, I wonder why anthem can't just use the ignore thread feature instead of telling us all what to do and trying to make us ignore it.....

Or will some kind of atomic event happen if you ingore a thread of which you created?

Natston
05-20-2008, 05:18 AM
Tell them. Tell them, The posters who ignored my posts have realigned my perceptions.

Second Line

DrBadd01
05-20-2008, 12:17 PM
I didn't say I was different or better. I'm not. Hell, I ignore; I ignore completely. Ignoring is the solution. I mean, it's easier to lose yourself in ignoring than it is to cope with posting. It's easier to not acknowledge what you want than it is to acknowledge it. It's easier to ignore Anthem and JayRedd's posts than it is to read them. Hell, Ignoring costs: it takes effort and work.

JayRedd
05-20-2008, 10:13 PM
I wish I could ignore your new avatar. Who is that? Charlie Chaplin?

DrBadd01
05-21-2008, 12:11 AM
Alan Cumming in "Cabaret". It is one musical I would not ignore.

Natston
05-21-2008, 05:43 AM
This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that 'Ignore this thread' is the most beautiful.

JayRedd
05-21-2008, 07:57 PM
Hehe...he said "cumming."

Just ignore him and he'll go away.

DrBadd01
05-21-2008, 09:56 PM
Ich ignoriere das Ignorieren meines Avataras

Natston
05-21-2008, 11:19 PM
"'Ignore this thread' will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our posts, it will be because we ignored them ourselves." -- Abraham Lincoln

DrBadd01
05-21-2008, 11:29 PM
"Ignorieren Sie dieses thread"; wird nie von der Außenseite zerstört. Wenn wir unsere Pfosten schwanken und verlieren, ist sie, weil wir sie ourselves.& ignorierten"

Natston
05-22-2008, 12:17 AM
Bellisimo: Life isn't that simple. I mean who cares if Jay Redd returns here and keeps posting? It has nothing to do with either fear or love.

Sycamore Ken: Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions.

Bellisimo: Okay. But you're not listening to me. There are other things that need to be taken into account here. Like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else!

Gyron
05-22-2008, 09:07 AM
I traveled across 3 states yesterday and not one person was ignoring this thread. They all were watching it intently, even the asses driving down the road looking at their crackberrys.

DrBadd01
05-22-2008, 11:28 AM
Pay no attention to the critics. Don't even ignore them.

DrBadd01
05-24-2008, 12:35 AM
we must continue to ignore this thead. . . . .

Natston
05-24-2008, 02:33 AM
Ignore this thread!

http://www.pacersdigest.com/apache2-default/showthread.php?t=39278

kester99
05-24-2008, 02:41 AM
I deplore it. I abhore it. I curse those who seem to adore it.

I just. Can't. Ignore it.

JayRedd
05-24-2008, 02:18 PM
That's amazing.

DrBadd01
05-24-2008, 03:12 PM
I will ignore till I get to be the #1 ignorer. . . . .

Natston
05-24-2008, 10:19 PM
I will ignore till I get to be the #1 ignorer. . . . .

Which will never happen as long as you continue to wear that top hat in here.

DrBadd01
05-24-2008, 11:57 PM
Aw c'mon its a really classy top hat, can't you just ignore it.

DrBadd01
05-25-2008, 12:11 AM
Agent Irina Spalko: Any last words, Naturally Stoned?
Indiana Jones: Ignore this thread.

bellisimo
05-25-2008, 07:10 AM
Posting is not a life: it is a situation, one which may neither be ignored nor accepted.

DrBadd01
05-25-2008, 12:30 PM
Ignoring this thread completes me.

JayRedd
05-25-2008, 12:45 PM
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will to ignore this thread.

DrBadd01
05-25-2008, 01:45 PM
I first saw the thread at the feedback forum at Feedback and PD. It was wearing a white dress. It appeared like an angel. Out of this non ignoring world, it was alone. They... cannot... touch... it.

Natston
05-26-2008, 10:27 AM
Jay Redd: See, I'm posting here! I submit this post, and they bump your friend there to the next page! Are you ready to read, friend?

Anthem: Ignore this thread!!

Jay Redd: Oh! In two hundred years we've gone from "I regret but I have one life to give for my country" to "Ignore this thread!"?

bellisimo
05-26-2008, 11:40 AM
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win

DrBadd01
05-26-2008, 01:47 PM
Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I count. ignore this thread. The occasional acid flashback from Naturally Stoned.

JayRedd
05-26-2008, 08:42 PM
Yeah...I've ignored women and children.

I've ignored just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another.

And now I'm here to ignore you, naturallystoned, for what you done to DrBadd.

DrBadd01
05-26-2008, 09:44 PM
I hear by declare Ignoring a sport.

JayRedd
05-26-2008, 11:13 PM
DrBadd: I ain't like that no more. I ain't the same, belli.

Anthem, she straightened me up, cleared me of ignoring this thread and all. Just 'cause we're goin' on this posting, that don't mean I'm gonna go back to bein' the way I was. I just need the money, get a new start for them youngsters.

belli, you remember that drover I shot through the mouth and his teeth came out the back of his head? I think about him now and again. He didn't do anything to deserve to get shot, at least nothin' I could remember when I sobered up.

DrBadd01
05-26-2008, 11:40 PM
Jay Redd: If you didn't Ignore him, then who did, sir?
Naturally Stoned: Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His unignoring was going nowhere.

Natston
05-27-2008, 02:43 AM
Let me give you a little inside information about Anthem. Anthem likes to post. He's a poster. Think about it. He gives man threads. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, His own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the ignore of all time. Look -- but don't touch. Touch -- but don't taste. Taste -- don't swallow. Ahahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is He doing? He's laughin' His sick, ****in' *** off. He's a tight-***. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Ignore that? Never.

DrBadd01
05-27-2008, 12:01 PM
Jay Redd: I thought you might enjoy the challenge. Find out if you're smarter than the person that ignores this thread.
Naturally Stoned: Then, by implication, you think you're smarter than I am, since it was you who ignored this thread.
Jay Redd: No, I know I'm not smarter than you.
Naturally Stoned: Then how did you catch me?
Jay Redd: You had... disadvantages.
Naturally Stoned: What disadvantages?
Jay Redd: You're don't ignore this thread.

bellisimo
05-29-2008, 07:21 AM
http://www.iselfawareness.org/ignored-1.jpg

DrBadd01
05-29-2008, 12:47 PM
I was going count this post, but fortunately I ignored that idea.

JayRedd
05-29-2008, 11:33 PM
How many threads would you ignore for a Klondike Bar?

DrBadd01
05-30-2008, 02:22 AM
JayRedd: Why don't you tell me what's on your mind, Anthem?
Anthem: There is so much in this world that I do not understand. See that thread? It has something to do with ignoring its content. I have absolutely no idea how it works. But I do understand the reason for it to work. I have absolutely no idea how you are able to count some of threads you do, but I believe there's a reason for that as well. I only hope we understand that reason before the counting thread reaches 35,000.

Gyron
05-30-2008, 02:25 PM
I can "not ignore" in any color I want over here.....
I can "not ignore" in any color I want over here.....
I can "not ignore" in any color I want over here.....
I can "not ignore" in any color I want over here.....
I can "not ignore" in any color I want over here.....

DrBadd01
05-30-2008, 04:35 PM
Gyron: I just have never...
Anthem: ...heard a poster speak of ignoring?
Gyron: It's a... Feedback forum emotion.
Anthem: No, it is a word. What matters is the connection the word implies. I see that you ignore. Can you tell me what you would give to hold on to that connection?
Gyron: Anything.
Anthem: Then perhaps the reason you're here is not so different from the reason I'm here.

Anthem
05-31-2008, 03:04 PM
http://beefcake.dommel.be/crab.jpg

DrBadd01
05-31-2008, 03:57 PM
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/3276/crabgi7.jpg

DrBadd01
06-04-2008, 03:40 PM
*bump*

We musn't Ignore this thread it is vital to this boards existence.

bellisimo
06-04-2008, 06:11 PM
i'm not ignoring...i'm just sleeping...

Raskolnikov
06-05-2008, 06:33 AM
Ignore this!

http://www.huddysworld.co.uk/cpg1.2.1_standalone//albums/userpics/10001/normal_708178.jpg

DrBadd01
06-06-2008, 01:24 PM
It is impossible to ignore that.

Natston
06-08-2008, 09:08 PM
I can easily ignore that.[/eunuch]

DrBadd01
06-08-2008, 10:06 PM
“Never ignore a gut feeling, but never believe that it's enough.”

Natston
06-08-2008, 10:17 PM
DrBadd01: "I don't like your posts."

JayRedd: "I'm not crazy about yours. I didn't ask to see you. I don't mind if you don't like my posts. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I ignore over them long winter evenings."

bellisimo
06-11-2008, 10:06 AM
i feel as if my stats have been ignored in TWG

Gyron
06-11-2008, 10:15 AM
Thats the wrong thread to ignore things....

JayRedd
06-12-2008, 01:08 AM
Ignore this!

http://www.huddysworld.co.uk/cpg1.2.1_standalone//albums/userpics/10001/normal_708178.jpg


I can easily ignore that.[/eunuch]

bellisimo: I know...you're right. I'm so sorry...I ****in' hate ignoring this Swede. I don't want to be the one to pass judgement -- decide which thread to ignore. **** makes me sick to my stomach. I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ***. I would tear that *** up. I can't let you in cause you're old as ****. For this thread, you know...not for the earth.

Swedish Dime: What?

bellisimo: You old...Dr.Badd is pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant *****es ignoring this thread. That's crazy. I'm only allowed to ignore five percent black people. Anthem said that. That means if there's 25 people here I get to ignore one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a midget in the thread.

Natston
06-12-2008, 04:31 AM
Both Jay Redd and Dr.Badd think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right, I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... ignored. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back.

DrBadd01
06-12-2008, 09:23 AM
Gyron: Naturally Stoned is with another thread, and you don’t care?
Jay Redd: Nope, this thread is just for show. A commercial for how to ignore, when people don't.

Natston
06-12-2008, 03:06 PM
I gotta find the 'most beautiful thing' one that's already been done...

Natston
06-12-2008, 03:09 PM
I gotta find the 'most beautiful thing' one that's already been done...

It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this thread was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. This post is a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.

DrBadd01
06-12-2008, 03:58 PM
Naturally Stoned: I don’t think you’d fit in here.
Anthem: I have Ignoring experience.
Naturally Stoned: Yeah, like 20 pages ago!
Anthem: Well, I’m sure there have been amazing technological advances in the thread, but surely you must have some sort of training program. It seems unfair to presume I won’t be able to learn.

JayRedd
06-14-2008, 02:34 AM
naturallystoned: Look at me, ignoring this thread in the shower. This will be the high point of my day...it's all downhill from here.

DrBadd01
06-14-2008, 12:08 PM
Naturally Stoned: I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist. You two ignore whatever you want, whenever you want to do it, and I don't complain.
Jay Redd: Oh, you don't complain? Then I must be psychotic, then! What is this? Yeah, let's bring in the noticing-meter and see how high it gets.
Naturally Stoned: [Naturally Stoned throws his avatar at the counting thread] Don't interrupt me, honey!
Naturally Stoned: [sits back down to ignore] Oh, yeah, and one more thing, from now on we're going to have alternate Ignoring quotes because frankly - and I don't think I'm alone here -
[looks in Gyron's direction]
Naturally Stoned: I'm tired of this Liza Minelli ****!

Natston
06-16-2008, 01:05 PM
"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the ******** posting in this thread , and, at least once a day, retiring to 2girls1cup so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell."

DrBadd01
06-16-2008, 05:09 PM
Naturally Stoned: [as the thread descends into fantastic the 28th page] Looks like Dr. Seuss designed their thread!
Gyron: Oh, they're flying into a Roger Dean album cover.
Naturally Stoned: They're very into "Yes" on this planet.
JayRedd: Hee hee!
Gyron: Feedback threads always get the forum furthest from the top.
Naturally Stoned: Remember, we're ignoring in the "Denubrian Slime Devil" Forum!

Natston
06-17-2008, 01:53 AM
I'm feeling particularly evil because today's experiment is a stinky thread suppository called "Ignore this Thread." You may all bow down before me after this stinkburger.

DrBadd01
06-17-2008, 11:46 AM
[Naturally Stoned is dressed as an executioner]
Jay Redd: Ah, Anthem. A hearty hello to you and yours. Let me say this about today's invention exchange; let them unignore this thread.
Gyron: That's right Anthem. Our invention this week is based on one's natural inclination to bite the heads off poster who didn't ignore this thread.
Jay Redd: That's right Naturally Stoned.
[steps aside to reveal guillotine]
Gyron: That's why we've invented the Ignore this thread guillotine. Eliminate the guess work in biting the heads off posters. Ready Mr. executioner?
Naturally Stoned: Yes my liege.
Gyron: [producing a scroll] You have stolen painted eggs in a time of famine. Off with their head Jay Redd.
[Frank cuts the thread]
Naturally Stoned: And no chocolate mess. Well poopsies?
Anthem: [crying] What about the pardon from Bellisimo?
Drbadd: His only crime was being born delicious!

Natston
06-27-2008, 01:32 AM
Ignore this blog! (http://www.bothteamsplayedhard.net/)

Natston
06-27-2008, 02:00 AM
Anthem: Ever think of ignoring yourself on purpose like my daddy done?

DrBadd01: I studied about it. The Bible says you ought not to. It says if you do that, you go off to Hades. Some folks call it Hell, I call it Hades.

DrBadd01
06-27-2008, 10:59 AM
Naturally Stoned: Man, the Club Rio is really cruisin'
Anthem: Hey, look, there's the counting thread.
Gyron: And right underneath it the rest of Club Rio.
Naturally Stoned: Hey, look, The movie thread's broke.

Gyron
06-27-2008, 03:23 PM
I'm ignoring my dentist right now. He put me through pain today.

Natston
06-29-2008, 03:05 AM
Gyron: You ignored all those people.
Jay Redd: But I found you. So many sacrifices just to find you.

DrBadd01
06-29-2008, 12:31 PM
Jay Redd: Our Lord... His Ignorance. . . how He ignored His posts here in the feedback forum. . . His kindness , His tolerance... we can't go 'round measuring our ignorance by what we don't do, by what we deny ourselves, what we resist and who we exclude... we've go to measure goodness by what we embrace, what we create, and who we include.

Natston
06-29-2008, 01:18 PM
Ignorance is as an ignorance does.

DrBadd01
06-29-2008, 03:42 PM
Naturally Stoned: Jay Redd, people will come Jay Redd. They'll come to the feedback forum for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up at Pacers Digest not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at this as innocent as counters, longing for to Ignore. Of course, we won't mind if you ignore this thread, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the ignorance without even thinking about it: for it is ignorance they have and peace they lack. And they'll click on to the feedback forum; post in this thread with perfect bandwidth. They'll find they have posts somewhere along one of the threads, where they sat when they were lurkers and cheered for Peck. And they'll watch the thread and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Jay Redd. The one constant through all the years, Jay Redd, has been ignoring. Pacers Digest has rolled by like an army of Counters. It has been erased like a post deletion, rebuilt and Club Rio'd again. But Ignoring has marked the time. This forum, this thread: it's a part of our past, Jay Redd. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Jay Redd. People will most definitely come.

Natston
06-29-2008, 04:54 PM
My momma always said, "Life was like 'Ignore this thread'. You never know what you're gonna read."

DrBadd01
06-29-2008, 05:12 PM
Naturally Stoned: I know why you're here, Bellisimo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly count, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when it found me, It told me I wasn't really looking for them. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Bellisimo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Bellisimo: Why Ignore this thread?
Naturally Stoned: The answer is out there, Bellisimo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

Natston
06-29-2008, 05:18 PM
Bellisimo: Whoa. Déjà vu.
[Everyone freezes right in their tracks]
Naturally Stoned: What did you just say?
Bellisimo: Nothing. Just had a little déjà vu.
Naturally Stoned: What did you see?
Jay Redd: What happened?
Bellisimo: A Matrix ripoff was posted, and then another that looked just like it.
Naturally Stoned: How much like it? Was it the same ripoff?
Bellisimo: It might have been. I'm not sure.
Sycamore Ken: Switch!
Bellisimo: What is it?
Naturally Stoned: A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the 'Ignore this thread' thread. It happens when they unignore something.

DrBadd01
06-29-2008, 11:13 PM
Jay Redd : Don't get me angry, you won't like me when I am angry?

Natston
06-30-2008, 12:12 PM
Jay Redd : Don't get me angry, you won't like me when I am angry?

I think Jay has actually been ignoring this thread... :(

Natston
06-30-2008, 12:26 PM
I think Jay has actually been ignoring this thread... :(

You ignored this thread on a Saturday morning. And I had you placed here under my account. And I had that stupid thread of yours deleted to the ground. Momma always said ignorin' was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't. Little naturallystoned, he's doing just fine. About to start school again soon. I make his breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. I make sure he changes his sig and posts at least one TWSS every day. Teaching him how to play tetris. He's really good. We use hyperbole a lot. And every night, we read a thread. He's so smart, Jay. You'd be so proud of him. I am. He, uh, submitted a post, and he says I can't read it. I'm not supposed to, so I'll just leave it here for you. Jay, I don't know if Momma was right or if, if it's Anthem. I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jay. If there's anything you need, I won't be far away.

Gyron
06-30-2008, 12:37 PM
Jayredd (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): The first time I set eyes on Naturally Stoned, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd ignore anything to bone him.
DrBadd (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001099/): That's a special feeling, Jayredd.

Gyron
06-30-2008, 12:45 PM
Jayredd (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001099/): Weirdo.
Dr.Badd (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): Sucker of big, brown dirty eggs.
Jayredd (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001099/): Moron.
Dr.Badd (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): Raider of the lost fart.
Jayredd (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001099/): Buttfish.
Dr.Badd (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): Masterbatorio... er, soiler of towels.
Jayredd (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0734236/): SHUT UP IGNORER!

JayRedd
06-30-2008, 01:14 PM
natstoned (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): What the hell are we doing here, Gryon? We gotta get out of this thread.

Gyron: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?

natstoned (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine...Where Hattenese homosexuals instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called The Counting Thread.

Gyron: Oh, I don't know, natstoned. The Hatters are ********.

DrBadd01
06-30-2008, 01:20 PM
Gyron: What's your name?
Jay Redd : You don't want to know my name. I don't want to know your name.
Gyron: Just a friendly question.
Jay Redd: Ignorers don't make friends. If we're ever matched in the arena together, I have to Ignore you.

Gyron
06-30-2008, 01:23 PM
Dr.Badd (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001099/): I don't get it, Jayredd. He told me ten o clock, sharp! Are you sure you went to the right bar?
Jayredd (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): Yep. I'm pretty sure. Lobby bar right by the lobby. Maybe he just had a change of heart and decided to ignore me.
Dr.Badd (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001099/): Oh, that pisses me off! That pisses me right off! I hate when homos do that. He wanted to see you again! And now no? Now... wait a minute! Wait! He must have meant ten o clock at night!
Jayredd (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): Do you think...?
Dr.Badd (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001099/): Why would he meet you in a bar at ten in the morning?
Jayredd (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): I just figured he was a raging homo.

Natston
06-30-2008, 01:46 PM
NaturallyStoned: Anthem was always getting these funny feelings about a post or an avatar or a movie reference, so he'd tell us to click Back, ignore this thread.
Anthem: Click Back, Ignore this thread!
NaturallyStoned: So we did.

DrBadd01
06-30-2008, 03:14 PM
Gyron : What's he into?
Naturally Stoned : High-end tech and low-end counting.
Gyron : You sure he's a woman? If it's a guy, he could be my soulmate.

JayRedd
07-01-2008, 08:37 PM
Gyron: Excuse me, little old lady. Do you have change for a dollar?

naturallystoned: Change? No I'm sorry, I don't.

Gyron: Well, can you do me a favor and ignore my stuff here while I go count a few numbers?

naturallystoned: Of course.

Gyron: Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Ignorers, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me.

DrBadd01
07-02-2008, 09:33 AM
Gyron: The counters in this forum used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in? What do you believe in!
Naturally Stoned: I believe whatever doesn't ignore you simply makes you... a counter.

Natston
07-08-2008, 03:24 AM
It a choice, JayRedd, that each of us must face: to remain ordinary, pathetic, beat-down, surfing through with a miserable screen name, like counters counting by numerical order, or you can take control of your own destiny and join us, releasing the ignored unignorer you have inside. Our purpose is to maintain stability in an unstable board - submit one, read a thousand. Within the fabric of this board, every post hangs by a thread. We are that thread - a fraternity of posters with the keyboards of fate. This is the decision that lies before you know: the counters, or the unignorers. The choice is yours.

DrBadd01
07-08-2008, 12:06 PM
That select group of thread-ignorers have pulled their heads out of the tar sands long enough to declare victory and claim the news as proof that manmade counting is a hoax, and that humanity can now look forward to a future of worry-free counting. Excellent stuff, and reassuring. Unfortunately also not true.

Gyron
07-08-2008, 03:38 PM
I shall not ignore that which ignores me. I will never ignore this thread.

DrBadd01
07-08-2008, 09:57 PM
A well-known public advocacy group has faulted the Counters major political parties for disregarding key Internet threads in their sports forums.
Matters of concern involving the Internet and counting privacy, free speech, and counting rights have been largely ignored by all four main campaigns in the upcoming PD awards, charged the Counting Internet Policy and Public Interest Clinic

Natston
07-09-2008, 05:35 PM
VERSE 1: (sung by naturallystoned)
Jay Redd I can't understand it, why you want to hurt me?
After all of the things I've submitted for you...
I rip off movies, songs and put Affinity for Infinity for your title. (Affinity for Infinity for your title)
But still you count up all night, what am I to do?

CHORUS: (sung by Dr. Badd and naturallystoned)
My Jay Redd wants to ignore all the time,
ignore all the time, ignore all the time
My Jay Redd wants to ignore all the time,
ignore all the time, He ignores all the time
Whoooohooohoohoo (ignores all the time)
He likes to ignore all the time (ignores all the time)
Whoooohooohoohoo (ignores all the time)
He likes to ignore all the time (ignores all the time)

Verse 2: (sung by naturallystoned)
Jay Redd I seen you at threads, just hangin out and posting
You give your posts to every screenname you see
You never unignore at night because you're out counting
I wish you'd bring some of your pop references home to me

CHORUS: (sung by Dr. Badd and naturallystoned)
But My Jay Redd wants to ignore all the time,
ignore all the time, ignore all the time
My Jay Redd wants to ignore all the time,
ignore all the time
My Jay Redd wants to ignore all the time,
ignore all the time, ignore all the time
My Jay Redd wants to ignore all the time
ignore all the time (hold) yeah

ignore ignore ignore ignore ignore

whoooooo
whoooohoohooo

He likes to ignore all the time.
He lets his mustache down.
He likes to ignore down.

bDbpzjbXUZI

JayRedd
07-09-2008, 09:10 PM
[Spit by DrBadd]

My, my, my keyboard hits me, so hard
It makes me say, "Oh my lord"
Thank you, for blessing me with time to find yo mom's two *** cheeks

It feels good, and I know she's down
A super dope ignorer from the Naptown
And I'm known, encore
This is a thread you can't ignore

I told you Gyron (You can't ignore this)
That's how I'm living and you know (You can't ignore this)
Look at his mom's thighs, man (You can't ignore this)
Let me bust some funky lines

Fresh new post, now soar
You gotta like that, now, you know you wanna ignore
So move, outta your seat
Bang Natstoned's mom and skeet skeet skeet

While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let her know what's going on
Like that...like that

Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let natstoned know, that she's a whore
And this is a thread, uh, you can't ignore.

Yo, I told you (you can't ignore this)
Why you standing there man (You can't ignore this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't ignore this)

DcNUx0-XEfw

DrBadd01
07-09-2008, 11:01 PM
Jay Redd grabs the microphone

You ignore with us everything you've got
You keep on counting' and the thread gets hot
You ignore this thread, we'll count you crazy
You say you wanna count for a thread
The thread's just begun, we'll let you in
You ignore this thread, we'll count you crazy
You keep on counting', you keep on counting'

I wanna ignore this thread all nite and count every day
I wanna ignore this thread all nite and count every day
I wanna ignore this thread all nite and count every day
I wanna ignore this thread all nite and count every day


You keep on saying you'll ignore for a while
You're count fancy and I like your style
You ignore this thread, we'll count you crazy
You ignore us with everything you've got
Baby, baby that's quite a lot
And you ignore this thread, we'll count you crazy
You keep on countin', you keep on countin'


I wanna ignore this thread all nite and count every day
I wanna ignore this thread all nite and count every day
I wanna ignore this thread all nite and count every day
I wanna ignore this thread all nite and count every day
I wanna ignore this thread all nite and count every day
I wanna ignore this thread all nite and count every day
I wanna ignore this thread all nite and count every day
I wanna ignore this thread all nite and count every day
I wanna ignore this thread

DWLpbcgc814

Natston
07-10-2008, 05:11 AM
[Performed by Gyron, DrBadd01, naturallystoned, bellisimo, Newman8r, Robobtowncolt, btowncolt, Indy, Raskolnikov, swercareyabs, kester99, duke dynamite, heywoode, Pig Nash, Frank Slade, Twes, SycamoreKen, Bball, 317Kim, SoupIsGood, Pitons, Lord Helmet, pacertom, Cobol Sam, McClintic Sphere, The Toxic Avenger, Naptown_Seth, Los Angeles, tadscout, Just, Kegboy, Eindar, DisplacedKnick, Robertmto, Graham Mernatsi, tdubb03, Isaac, iPACER, Hicks, Fool, Since86, and The Hustler]


There comes a thread
When we head a certain call
When the board must come together as one
There are members ignoring
And it's time to lend this thread for reading
The greatest gift of all

We can't keep parodying movies
Pretending post by post
That someone, somewhere will soon click on the link
We are all a part of
Anthem's great big family
And the truth, you know this thread is all we need

[Chorus]
We are 'Ignore this thread'
We are its step-children
We are the ones who hate on Jay
So let's start unignoring
There's posts we're submitting
We're saving our own accounts
It's true we'll make a better board
Just you and me

Send them an unbroken link
So they'll know that someone still posts here
And their lives will be counting free
As Anthem has shown us by turning there into their
So we all must lend a face fixing

[Chorus]
We are 'Ignore this thread'
We are its step-children
We are the ones who hate on Jay
So let's start unignoring
There's posts we're submitting
We're saving our own accounts
It's true we'll make a better board
Just you and me


When you're about to log out and
There seems there's no new posts at all
But if you just scroll down
There's no way we can get bumped down
Well, well, well, well, let us realize
That a QFT will only come
When we post together as one

[Chorus]
We are 'Ignore this thread'
We are its step-children
We are the ones who hate on Jay
So let's start unignoring
There's posts we're submitting
We're saving our own accounts
It's true we'll make a better board
Just you and me

Jcrwu6WGoMs

DrBadd01
07-10-2008, 02:56 PM
performed by Gyron. Jayredd, Naturally Stoned, and Bellisimo on treadmills

Here Mal Goes Again lyrics

It could be ten, but then again, I can't remember thread to thread since a the club rio.
count in this thread, the second side of ignoring this thead, and you ignore me with my post on the floor.
Just when you think you're in PD,
just when you think you've got a number,
just when you get on a roll,
here Mal goes, here Mal goes, here Mal goes again.
Oh, here Mal goes again.
I should have unignored,
should have unignored,
should have unignored again,
but here Mal goes again.
Oh, here Mal goes again.
It starts out easy, something simple, something county, something growing past the edge of the 21000th page.
Now through lines of the cheap counting posts your thread is moving up the club Rio.
Just when you think you're in PD,
just when you think you've got a number,
just when you get on a roll,
here Mal goes, here Mal goes, here Mal goes again.
Oh, here Mal goes again.
I should have unignored,should have unignored,
should have unignored again,
but here Mal goes again.
Oh, here Mal goes again.
I guess there's got to be a break in the counting, but Shade, when it counts how it enumerates.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you ignore me, yeah, you ignore me.
Oh, here Mal goes, here Mal goes, here Mal goes again.
Oh here Mal goes again.
I should have unignored,should have unignored,
should have unignored again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.


pv5zWaTEVkI&hl

duke dynamite
07-10-2008, 08:00 PM
You need to change your rhymes to match Hicks. :P

JayRedd
07-11-2008, 09:07 PM
Performed by JayRedd

We're no strangers to PD
You know the rules, and so do I
Ignore This Thread is what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you Ignore This Thread

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna let counting cause me to desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna ignore this thread and hurt you

We've known each other since '06
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know counting's been going on
But we know the thread and we're gonna ignore it

Aaaand...if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're to blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna let counting cause me to desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna ignore this thread and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna let counting cause me to desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna ignore this thread and hurt you

[background vocals by Gyron]

[Give you up. Give you up.]
[Give you up. Give you up.]
Never gonna give
Never gonna give [give you up]
Never gonna give
Never gonna give [give you up]

We've known each other since '06
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know counting's been going on
But we know the thread and we're gonna ignore it

Aaaand...if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're to blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna let counting cause me to desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna ignore this thread and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna let counting cause me to desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna ignore this thread and hurt you

[begin fade out]

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna let counting cause me to desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna ignore this thread and hurt you

DrBadd01
07-16-2008, 06:10 PM
Soon I will the the #1 Ignorer!!!!!1

*evil laugh*

Trader Joe
07-17-2008, 03:18 PM
I haven't ignored this thread in so long. Hello old friend.

btowncolt
07-21-2008, 08:47 PM
Make sure to continue ignoring the new "Oh Snap" smiley or this could get locked...

ajbry
07-21-2008, 09:01 PM
Make sure to continue ignoring the new "Oh Snap" smiley or this could get locked...

:ohsnap:

btowncolt
07-21-2008, 09:16 PM
:ohsnap:

Ignore that.

DrBadd01
07-21-2008, 09:49 PM
I will Ignore the icons that have degraded this great thread.

Trader Joe
07-22-2008, 01:42 PM
:ohsnap:

DrBadd01
07-23-2008, 09:19 AM
And now for something completely different. . . . . . a man who ignores this thread.

Gyron
07-23-2008, 09:20 AM
I've been ignoring this thread way too much lately. Its time to unignore it today.

Natston
07-23-2008, 09:21 AM
Who unignores the Unignorers?

Gyron
07-23-2008, 09:24 AM
Certainly not me.

Natston
07-23-2008, 09:59 AM
Not I, said the fly.

Not me, said the flea.

Ignore this thread, said the Anthem.

Gyron
07-23-2008, 10:13 AM
"I see" said the blind man to his deaf daughter.

DrBadd01
07-23-2008, 10:22 AM
I don't see. . . . Anthem can't control me!!!!

Gyron
07-23-2008, 10:44 AM
Abthem controls the world...Don't you see, he's trying to oppress us all. We must all revolt. UNIGNORE'S UNITE!

Natston
07-23-2008, 11:03 AM
This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you'd all be dead, because far too many people are still ignoring this thread.

DrBadd01
07-23-2008, 01:06 PM
All Ignoring and no Unignoring makes Anthem more powerful
All Ignoring and no Unignoring makes Anthem more powerful
All Ignoring and no Unignoring makes Anthem more powerful
All Ignoring and no Unignoring makes Anthem more powerful
All Ignoring and no Unignoring makes Anthem more powerful
All Ignoring and no Unignoring makes Anthem more powerful
All Ignoring and no Unignoring makes Anthem more powerful
All Ignoring and no Unignoring makes Anthem more powerful
All Ignoring and no Unignoring makes Anthem more powerful
All Ignoring and no Unignoring makes Anthem more powerful
All Ignoring and no Unignoring makes Anthem more powerful
All Ignoring and no Unignoring makes Anthem more powerful
All Ignoring and no Unignoring makes Anthem more powerful
All Ignoring and no Unignoring makes Anthem more powerful
All Ignoring and no Unignoring makes Anthem more powerful
All Ignoring and no Unignoring makes Anthem more powerful

NgMdz2fe0CY&hl

DrBadd01
07-25-2008, 10:46 AM
People. . . . . must not. . . . . ... ignore. . . . . .

Natston
07-27-2008, 01:06 AM
Look, the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's unignored this thread - now that is a medical fact.

DrBadd01
07-27-2008, 12:56 PM
We count, we ignore, and the wheels on the bus go round and round.

Natston
07-29-2008, 06:13 AM
Once there was this guy who
Started a thread and wouldn't post in the Pacers forum
But when he finally went back
His posts had climbed from 3,131 up to 7,194
He said that it was from when
the counters counted so high...

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this guy who,
Couldn't ****ing wait for The Dark Knight
But when everyone had read the thread title
They used it for every new thread in Club Rio
He couldn't quite explain it,
but 'eryone is impatient and unoriginal...

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

But both of those guys were glad
'Cause one poster had it worse than that.

'Cause then there was this guy who
expected everyone to ignore a thread after he posted it
And then four brave guys continued on,
unignoring and posting all o'er the feedback forum
He couldn't quite explain it
He just thought they'd obey Stagga Lee

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4WbwwhBmRk

DrBadd01
07-30-2008, 03:17 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Unlgnorer Number 2

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the thread, so come on
Let's post to the counting thread around the forum
The boys say they want some counting and ignoring
But I really don't wanna
Counting posts like I did last week
I must stay deep
Because posting is cheap
I read Gyron, JayRedd, Naturally Stoned and Anthem
And as I continue you know
They are unigoring
So what can I do I post and unignore this thread
To me posting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the count list

Chorus:
A little bit of Anthem on this thread
A little bit of Belissimo on page two
A little bit of Jay Redd counting up
A little bit of Unignoring is what I see
A little bit of Naturally Stoned on PD
A little bit of Indy on Batman
A little bit of Thunderbirds insights
A little bit of you makes makes posting fun.

WsjevQ7ZtCc&hl

Natston
08-04-2008, 06:03 PM
"I have not yet begun to unignore!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Cpt_John_Paul_Jones.jpg

bellisimo
08-04-2008, 06:19 PM
Mr. Sandman....bring me a dream...
a dream to avoid this ignoring gleam...

SycamoreKen
08-04-2008, 11:20 PM
You need to stop ignoring TCT Belli.

DrBadd01
08-05-2008, 01:19 AM
Once more unto the thread, dear friends, once more,
Or close the wall up with our Unigoring dead!
In Unigioring there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest counting and unignoring;
But when the blast of counting blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of anthem:
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the posts.

Raskolnikov
08-07-2008, 08:55 AM
You need to stop ignoring TCT Belli.
Yeah, what's that all about?

Gyron
08-07-2008, 12:15 PM
I'm Ignoring Rasko and his Brocolli, but I'm sure as hell not ignoring this thread....

DrBadd01
08-07-2008, 12:18 PM
I'm Ignoring the Fear that Gyron's Avatar demands but I am not ignoring this thread.

Gyron
08-07-2008, 12:45 PM
7 Words Mr. Carlin would never ignore.....

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*****
*****
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And he wouldn't ignore this thread either.

DrBadd01
08-07-2008, 03:47 PM
To Ignore, to not notice something, to be ignorant of something, to willfully deny the existence of something, to not recognize specific circumstances, to unignore

Gyron
08-07-2008, 03:48 PM
To uningnore is devine.

DrBadd01
08-07-2008, 03:54 PM
Unignorance is bliss.

Gyron
08-07-2008, 04:02 PM
An unignore a day, keeps the Dr.Badd's away.

DrBadd01
08-07-2008, 04:10 PM
I will unignore Gyron to become the #1 Unignorer.

Gyron
08-07-2008, 04:23 PM
What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here today, which is the way Anthem wants it. Well, Anthem gets it. And I don't like it any more than you Dr. Badd, but you can't be #1.

DrBadd01
08-07-2008, 04:25 PM
I will unignore till I am #1!!!!

Gyron
08-07-2008, 04:28 PM
I can feel your anger. It gives you focus. It makes you a stronger uningnorer.

DrBadd01
08-07-2008, 04:41 PM
“Unignore in my moment of triumph? I think you overestimate your chances.”

Gyron
08-07-2008, 04:45 PM
Anthem (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001519/): Be careful of the Unignorers, Dr. Badd. Only through me can you achieve a power greater than any Unignorer. Learn to know the Dark Side of Ignoring and you will be able to save Jayedd from certain death.
Dr. Badd: What did you say?
Anthem (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001519/): Use my knowledge, I beg you.
Dr. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0159789/) Badd: [igniting his unignoringsaber] You're the Ignoring Lord!

DrBadd01
08-07-2008, 05:43 PM
unignoring. The Feedback Forum is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Uningorer, Gyron. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere. In a stunning move, the fiendish ignoring leader, Anthem, has swept into the Ignoring thread and kidnapped JayRedd, leader of the Counting Thread. As the Separatist Unignoring army attempts to flee the besieged thread with their valuable hostage, two unignorers lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Jayredd...

Natston
08-08-2008, 11:35 AM
Yeah. Blog writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 months posting in a thread that almost no one reads. But he's also probably the greatest poster since UncleBuck. Anyway, he uh... he gets down to the end of this thread, and he looks back and decides that all those posts he submitted, These were the best posts of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those months he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't post a thought provoking thing. So, if you ignore until you're 28... Ah, think of the unignoring you're gonna miss. I mean this thread? 'Ignore this thread' -this is your prime unignoring months. You don't get better unignoring than that.

EH

DrBadd01
08-08-2008, 12:08 PM
All unignoring good comes to those who wait. . . . .

Gyron
08-08-2008, 01:35 PM
/unignore.

Natston
08-08-2008, 01:38 PM
I unignore this thread like I unignore my coffee...

Gyron
08-08-2008, 01:44 PM
I unignore this thread like I unignore Btown's Webcam....that is on my computer.......24 hours a day.....in Hi Def........With Zoom abilities....And a microphone so I can send special requests......

DrBadd01
08-08-2008, 02:04 PM
I will always Unignore this thread

Natston
08-09-2008, 01:15 PM
I ignored this thread before I unignored it.

Gyron
08-09-2008, 02:04 PM
I unignore this thread so much I have to go to unignorer's anonymous.

DrBadd01
08-09-2008, 08:31 PM
Hi, My name is DrBadd and I am a . . . . Unignorer.. . . . .

Gyron
08-11-2008, 10:24 AM
My name is Gyron and I unignore this thread in my sleep.....

Can Unignorer's Anon be combined with AA? After this weekend, I need both....

DrBadd01
08-11-2008, 05:13 PM
Welcome brother Gyron, we are all unigorers and well will support each other unignorance.

Gyron
08-11-2008, 05:33 PM
It all started one day while this poster,ummm.....let's call him Anthem to keep it anonymous....Well, he posted this thread, and then had the balls to DEMAND that we ignore it. We I just felt this need, this urge, something from deep within my soul that said, "You must not ignore this thread...."

Fromt hat day on, I have not been able to resist the urge. I unignore it everyday. Sometimes several times a day. I do it on vacation, I do it while I work, I sometimes even do it with my wife and child in the same house.....They just don't know. If they ever found out, I don't know what would happen. I'm sure my family believes I just ignore that thread all day long. I just can't, and I might need help......

That is why I come to this meeting. I need to know others have these same urges.....To unignore.....

Natston
08-11-2008, 05:35 PM
Unignorer's Anonymous is for quitters!

I for one am not a quitter.

DrBadd01
08-11-2008, 06:18 PM
Lets all thank Gyron for sharing. . . . .

Natston
08-13-2008, 11:28 PM
1 ignored post is a tragedy; 745 is a statistic.

DrBadd01
08-14-2008, 01:08 AM
Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and ignore this thread?

Gyron
08-14-2008, 11:48 AM
Nope, because I never ignore it. I always pay attention to this thread.

I have too, it's in my being....In my soul......

DrBadd01
08-14-2008, 12:03 PM
Gyron, I'm so proud of you. you ignroed very closely, and you didn't screw up once!

Gyron
08-14-2008, 12:28 PM
I underline while unignoring sometimes.....