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SoupIsGood
03-16-2006, 07:29 PM
March 16, 2006 | Issue 42•11

CLEVELAND—According to official NBA statisticians, Cavs phenom LeBron James is currently on pace to be the youngest NBA player in history to reach the age of 22. "If James continues to age at this rate, the young forward will turn 22 on December 30 of this year," said Cavaliers public-relations director Amanda Mercado, who noted that NBA legends Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, and Kobe Bryant and "several others" currently hold this record, having all turned 22 at the exact same age. "We're confident that 'King James' can rise to this challenge and set yet another mark that experts once thought to be utterly impossible." Some NBA analysts who have kept track of James' temporal progress have speculated that James might skip his 23rd year altogether and go straight to 24.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46400/print/


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Eindar
03-16-2006, 07:40 PM
March 16, 2006 | Issue 42•11

CLEVELAND—According to official NBA statisticians, Cavs phenom LeBron James is currently on pace to be the youngest NBA player in history to reach the age of 22. "If James continues to age at this rate, the young forward will turn 22 on December 30 of this year," said Cavaliers public-relations director Amanda Mercado, who noted that NBA legends Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, and Kobe Bryant and "several others" currently hold this record, having all turned 22 at the exact same age. "We're confident that 'King James' can rise to this challenge and set yet another mark that experts once thought to be utterly impossible." Some NBA analysts who have kept track of James' temporal progress have speculated that James might skip his 23rd year altogether and go straight to 24.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46400/print/


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lol, good read!

Moses
03-16-2006, 07:45 PM
ROFL

I didn't know where you were going with this.

Tim
03-16-2006, 08:45 PM
Now it would really be something if he could stop aging, something Jordan and Reggie have come close to achieving.

Shade
03-16-2006, 08:49 PM
LOL, that title gave me a headache. :headache: :laugh:

SamBear
03-16-2006, 08:51 PM
Damn you soup.... :censored: :censored:


:D

SoupIsGood
03-16-2006, 09:17 PM
Damn you soup.... :censored: :censored:


:D
Dang Bert put down her :banned:ing stick long enough to stumble into this place.... :yikes: :laugh:

ghost
03-16-2006, 09:29 PM
I always thought that Kobe will be the first one to reach age 22.
:-p

Ragnar
03-16-2006, 09:37 PM
You have to love the onion.

SamBear
03-16-2006, 10:12 PM
Dang Bert put down her :banned:ing stick long enough to stumble into this place.... :yikes: :laugh:

I'm always around here you dork.... :-p

SoupIsGood
03-16-2006, 10:34 PM
I'm always around here you dork.... :-p


:mib:

SamBear
03-18-2006, 02:14 AM
:D :D :D

#31
03-18-2006, 08:42 AM
O... K.... ?
This is ridiculous, soon they will start counting how young his underpants are and how many many spots he got on them.