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Evan_The_Dude
03-10-2006, 03:03 PM
I don't how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Wal-Mart.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts in on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.

btowncolt
03-10-2006, 03:07 PM
Nice.

Believe_in_blue
03-10-2006, 08:21 PM
I went to my walmart 10 times today and I havnt been scammed yet. Which Walmart are you refering to?

N8R
03-10-2006, 10:54 PM
I wish my town had a wal mart

Shade
03-10-2006, 11:35 PM
It's a scam alright. Especially when they realize my wallet is empty 'cause I'm a poor college student. ;)

wickedstick
03-10-2006, 11:53 PM
No doubt, which walmart was this? Depending on how far they got with each other, I'd consider paying to watch them instead of them stealing my wallet.

Evan_The_Dude
03-10-2006, 11:55 PM
No doubt, which walmart was this? Depending on how far they got with each other, I'd consider paying to watch them instead of them stealing my wallet.

You do get that it's a joke.. right?

Raskolnikov
03-11-2006, 01:04 PM
You do get that it's a joke.. right?
It was a joke????


:disappoin

cramerica
03-11-2006, 01:11 PM
You do get that it's a joke.. right?
You do get that he was joking too? Right?

I think he gets it. ;)

Raskolnikov
03-11-2006, 02:36 PM
You do get that he was joking too? Right?

I think he gets it. ;)
Are you joking too?

:confused:





















Btw: I'm joking. :D

SoupIsGood
03-11-2006, 02:41 PM
Btw: I'm joking. :D


:confused:


I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?








:-p

sweabs
03-11-2006, 02:45 PM
I wish my town had a wal mart

Why? What does Wal Mart have that the local Moose Mart doesn't?

Besides...you guys have some real lookers over in Alberta!

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/CSK/CSK265/KS77348.jpg

Raskolnikov
03-11-2006, 02:48 PM
I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?
No, not necessarely.

For instance, when you make em, they're not.



:girlfight:

N8R
03-11-2006, 03:23 PM
Why? What does Wal Mart have that the local Moose Mart doesn't?

Besides...you guys have some real lookers over in Alberta!

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/CSK/CSK265/KS77348.jpg

Moose Mart is pretty good but I needed to buy a wall the other day and I naturally assume they would be the place to go.

SoupIsGood
03-11-2006, 03:42 PM
No, not necessarely.

For instance, when you make em, they're not.



:girlfight:


Apparently, they don't need to be spelled correctly either...!


:girlfight

Raskolnikov
03-11-2006, 03:45 PM
Apparently, they don't need to be spelled correctly either...!
No, cause otherwise all jokes would go like this:

Correctly.



:leaving:

SoupIsGood
03-11-2006, 03:51 PM
No, cause otherwise all jokes would go like this:

Correctly.



:leaving:


Wow, you're right...... they really don't have to be funny.











:devil:

Slick Pinkham
03-11-2006, 08:24 PM
If this story were set in Canada, with the girls in skimpy T-shirts in the Wal Mart parking lot, it would be in the SUMMER.


That is,

between July 8th and July 12th.



;)

N8R
03-12-2006, 02:15 AM
If this story were set in Canada, with the girls in skimpy T-shirts in the Wal Mart parking lot, it would be in the SUMMER.


That is,

between July 8th and July 12th.



;)

Correction July 9th and July 10th is our summer. Those are also the only two days of the year we see the sun up in Northern Alberta. We have darkness for 363 days of the year.