View Full Version : A public service announcement from VA

03-09-2006, 06:38 PM

03-09-2006, 06:39 PM
All right.

Va, I love you. I can't hold back any longer. We can consumate this tonight.

McClintic Sphere
03-09-2006, 06:50 PM
If you are a female, and you like a dude, just tell him.

Did some girl punch you in the arm during recess? How cute.
It could be off to the swings before long.

03-09-2006, 06:58 PM
And lastly, dont fake.
Jerry: You faked it?

Elaine: I faked it.

Jerry: That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?

Elaine: Not bad, huh?

Jerry: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?

Elaine: Fake, fake, fake, fake.

03-09-2006, 07:03 PM

03-09-2006, 07:23 PM
The guy has to show invested interest though, the girl can't be too agressive in pursuing, because if he doesn't like her she looks like a chump too.

03-09-2006, 07:33 PM
I went out with slim once, and then another time I asked her if she wanted to go to a movie and she said "naw, aint nothing playing this weekend"

yet a few weeks before that she said i was the only person she really would "talk to".

I am afraid I may be getting played. She has told me before in conversation she plays dudes, and when she was trying to get this other dude she made a lot of moves on him.

Whatever, I am just tired of this childish ****.


F her man, don't even hang around if she does crap like that, your definately better off without her.....


Send her pictures of the new love in your life.......btown.

03-09-2006, 07:45 PM
Btown's faking on me as well.

He wont send me any pictures.

:laugh:, haha that's ok.I've seen. and your better off,honey. Trust me.


03-09-2006, 07:52 PM
And on that note:

Im out like a fat kid in dodgeball

I've always said "fat girl"....

03-09-2006, 07:53 PM
fat llama works as well.

03-09-2006, 07:54 PM
Pssht..Please Alpacas are more graceful creatures than llamas will ever be.

03-09-2006, 08:43 PM
:laugh:, haha that's ok.I've seen. and your better off,honey. Trust me.


Bull****. I'm stunning in a dress.