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SoupIsGood
02-28-2006, 06:04 PM
These things always leave me laughing my head off.... Anyone know any good ones?

317Kim
02-28-2006, 06:09 PM
I lost my number...so can I have yours.

Not sure if that's funny though.

beaversnducks311
02-28-2006, 06:13 PM
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.


meh

Raskolnikov
02-28-2006, 06:14 PM
-Doesn't that hurt?

-What?

-To come falling from the sky like that (like an angel).

Jermaniac
02-28-2006, 06:32 PM
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.


mehDude I'm using that next time I talk to a girl.

indiana_07_pacers
02-28-2006, 07:41 PM
You must be a Pokemon cuz I wanna Pikachu!

haha :-(

Slick Pinkham
02-28-2006, 10:11 PM
"Is your dad a mechanic, cause you got all the right parts."

"You're so hot you make fire sweat!"

"I couldn't help but notice I was staring at you...."

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

In another life I think we dated and I dumped you. But I'm thinking that that was a mistake, and now is your second chance!

Frank Slade
02-28-2006, 10:23 PM
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
:innocent:

travmil
03-01-2006, 09:45 AM
Nice shoes. Wanna ****?

:D

Since86
03-01-2006, 11:21 AM
-What you like for breakfast?
-(insert random answer and then "Why?")
-So I know what to make for you in the morning.

Pickup lines work just about as often as Sex Panther, all the time, 50% of the time.

Jaydawg2270
03-01-2006, 03:24 PM
Are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you

Jaydawg2270
03-01-2006, 03:29 PM
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

8.9_seconds
03-01-2006, 08:02 PM
My name's not Wilma, but i can still make your bedrock.

You're like a library book, cause I just wanna check you out.

brichard
03-01-2006, 11:54 PM
Got any Italian in ya'?

Would you like some?

NZPacer
03-02-2006, 12:46 AM
Do you wanna come back to my house for pizza and sex?
(Insert no, or some sort of abuse)
What, do you not like pizza?

SarunasJ3
03-02-2006, 12:49 AM
"Hey baby wanna have some sex". lmfao.

heywoode
03-02-2006, 03:18 PM
Are you tired?

You've been running through my mind all night...

heywoode
03-02-2006, 03:24 PM
My personal favorite hypothetical one:

I'm sorry I was so rude before, but it's difficult for me to express myself when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants.

-Anger Management

Natston
03-02-2006, 03:28 PM
Do you believe in helping the homeless?

[If yes] Take me home with you.

denyfizle
03-02-2006, 04:04 PM
"so how much?"

the comeback is based on the response you get. :evil: just use your imagination.

SoupIsGood
03-02-2006, 05:31 PM
My personal hypothetical one:

I'm sorry I was so rude before, but it's difficult for me to express myself when I'm on the verge or exploding in my pants.

-Anger Management


LMAO!!!!!

Hicks
03-05-2006, 12:26 AM
"Would you help me with my pelvic tilt?"

Mr. Pink
03-09-2006, 04:23 PM
Go up to an ugly chick...

Damn girl when they let you out of the pound? You'll get laid after that one :)

Pacersfan46
03-09-2006, 05:14 PM
You've heard the rest, now the best .... :-p

Hey baby, you be my Dairy Queen, and I'll be your Burger King. You do it my way, and I'll treat you right.

:laugh:

Los Angeles
03-09-2006, 05:42 PM
Best/most shocking/best again pickup line I ever heard in person:

"I bet you got a phat p****." :-o

And guess what? It worked. I'm serious - they went home together.

GO!!!!!
03-09-2006, 07:05 PM
more we need more,i can just envsion so many people at nightclubs trying these, ohh it's priceless

No accounting for some peoples taste eh LA... I'm not quite sure i get the Burger King one, down here the Burger Kings just go, Our burgers are better, Ohhh Yeahhh !

travmil
03-10-2006, 10:53 AM
Hey babe, why don't we go back to my place and do all of the things I'm gonna tell my friends we did anyway?

Believe_in_blue
03-10-2006, 08:27 PM
Why waste your time with "pick up" lines?

Not everybody can be like VA and walk into a bar and have girls all over them. It has to be hard for you to picture how the other half lives.

Evan_The_Dude
03-30-2006, 06:03 PM
"Excuse me, do you realize how rude you're being? Makin' me feel this good without even telling me your name."

Robobtowncolt
01-09-2007, 12:03 PM
Baby, you stole my heart from across the room. But that's okay because I have three more in the freezer at home.

bellisimo
01-09-2007, 09:13 PM
girl you must be from Tennessee cause you're the only Ten-I-See

bellisimo
01-09-2007, 09:38 PM
"my, what boobs you have...here, let me hold 'em for you."

"Your hands look like they can use some lotion....so does your mouth"

Pig Nash
01-09-2007, 10:57 PM
"I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves."

vapacersfan
01-10-2007, 07:15 PM
I still dont see the point of pick up lines. More times then not you just make a fool of yourself.

I prefer to start up a conversation about something relevant, as I did the other night with a young lady about the "Irish Pub" sweatshirt she was wearing.

maragin
01-10-2007, 07:28 PM
Wanna go halves on a b******?

vapacersfan
01-10-2007, 09:13 PM
Best/most shocking/best again pickup line I ever heard in person:

"I bet you got a phat p****." :-o

And guess what? It worked. I'm serious - they went home together.

Along that same theme one of the guys at work went up to a girl and his line was (keep in mind this is verbatim):

-"I wanna hit that"

He ended up hooking up with her, not sure if they ever officially "dated" (she didnt want a title, blah blah blah) but I know he got his wish.......

bellisimo
01-11-2007, 02:03 AM
I still dont see the point of pick up lines. More times then not you just make a fool of yourself.


dont think anyone here is suggesting that you actually go out and use these one liners....hell most of 'em are absolutely horrible or over used like a billion times...and your butt will get rejected faster than a JO block :-p

Moses
01-11-2007, 08:09 AM
"I'm gonna be honest with you, You have a breath-taking hiney. I mean WOW! I want to be on that."

JBones19
01-11-2007, 09:49 AM
"My, that shirt looks becoming on you! Of course, I'd be coming if I was on you too"

ZING!

Anthem
01-11-2007, 09:58 PM
Nice shoes. Wanna ****?

:D
Hilarious. And SOOO classic.

Hicks
01-11-2007, 10:00 PM
*approach*

"Let's do this."

*remove pants*

JayRedd
01-12-2007, 08:25 PM
"Would you like to come to the pants party?"

campy
01-16-2007, 10:38 PM
Get a ladies attention and wiggle one fingure at her in an attempt to get her to come over. If she does say, "I got you here with one fingure, imagine what I could do with five!"

Babe, that shirt looks awesome on you. You know it would look better on my floor.