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tinsley#11
01-08-2006, 01:41 PM
The answer is easy, it came to me in a dream last night.

We must make a trade with the New England Patriots

Outgoing: Ron Artest, Eddie Gill

Incoming: Diet Pepsi Machine

The Diet Pepsi Machine is a natural born playmaker, can play all 5 positions, and doesn't mind JO having the lime light.

:D

tadscout
01-08-2006, 01:42 PM
:brilliant

317Kim
01-08-2006, 01:48 PM
I thought the Pats already drafted it. :confused: We should just get a good ol vending machine.

Bball
01-08-2006, 01:50 PM
David Stern nixed the idea because he says it would create an issue because of the new uniform rule.

Stern:
"How could you ever enforce the length of his shorts? Where exactly is his knees? It wouldn't be fair to the other players. Diet Pepsi Machine won't be allowed in this league"

-Bball

317Kim
01-08-2006, 01:52 PM
:sadyes: That's true.

DisplacedKnick
01-08-2006, 03:52 PM
The Diet Pepsi Machine is a natural born playmaker, can play all 5 positions, and doesn't mind JO having the lime light.

:D

Sierra Mist light?

I'd say the machine would let him have all he wants.

Jaydawg2270
01-08-2006, 04:10 PM
The Vending Machine is only good at football

317Kim
01-08-2006, 04:17 PM
Then what about the machine that JO comes out of in his commercial?

FrenchConnection
01-08-2006, 04:20 PM
That machine may be able to score the ball, but is soft as charmin and cannot defend the quicker/stronger players in the league. I say we need a RC Cola machine; lacks the flash of D-Pep but is a lock-down defender and solid rebounder. Now if we could get that and a 1st rounder, I say DO IT DONNIE!!!!!

Jaydawg2270
01-08-2006, 04:24 PM
Then what about the machine that JO comes out of in his commercial?

We should lock ron in that machine

317Kim
01-08-2006, 04:56 PM
:devil: and put it in the draft so the team that picks it gets ron too.

tinsley#11
01-08-2006, 04:59 PM
Pacers Gurl is a genius ;)

FiestyFosterFanatic
01-08-2006, 06:04 PM
*starts chanting* MACHINE MACHINE MACHINE

Moses
01-08-2006, 06:36 PM
Did you see the catch he made the other day?

That pepsi machine has some of the best hands I have ever seen. I doubt he'd leave his NFL career to try out the NBA. He and Tom Brady have become good pals to so I seriously doubt they would part.

We could however trade Ron Artest for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice. He's also beaten connect 4 in 3 moves. Thats a true champ right there.