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Los Angeles
12-28-2005, 08:04 PM
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel tied to his balls. The bartender pretends not to notice anything, and takes the guy's order. He gets him a glass of beer and, after a few minutes, decides to ask.

Bartender: Uhm... buddy?
Pirate: Yes?
Bartender: Well, I don't mean to be rude here... but do you know you have a steering wheel tied to your balls?
Pirate: Aaaaaarrrrrrr! IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!

317Kim
12-28-2005, 08:10 PM
:lol:

317Kim
12-28-2005, 09:07 PM
haha..the trade waiting has driven you nuts.

ABOUT THE JOKE: Steering wheels - driving..steering wheels tied to balls..driving nuts..

Kaufman
12-28-2005, 09:29 PM
I think both you guys missed it - its driving ME nuts ! Its a play on pirate talk. Its a joke at a few levels.

SoupIsGood
12-28-2005, 09:30 PM
Va has a job attached to his nuts?!

SoupIsGood
12-28-2005, 09:31 PM
I think both you guys missed it - its driving ME nuts ! Its a play on pirate talk. Its a joke at a few levels.

I didn't miss that. Doubt PG did either, she's fluent in pirate. ;);)

317Kim
12-28-2005, 09:33 PM
I think both you guys missed it - its driving ME nuts ! Its a play on pirate talk. Its a joke at a few levels.

yeah i got that part though.

317Kim
12-28-2005, 09:34 PM
I didn't miss that. Doubt PG did either, she's fluent in pirate. ;);)

:nod: lol

not only that but great minds think alike :-p

SoupIsGood
12-28-2005, 09:35 PM
:nod: lol

not only that but great minds think alike :-p

But do they think in pirate-speak alike?

That's a thinker..... er maybe not

317Kim
12-28-2005, 09:41 PM
B.) Maybe Not.

SoupIsGood
12-28-2005, 09:45 PM
B.) Maybe Not.

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317Kim
12-28-2005, 09:49 PM
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:woot2:

SoupIsGood
12-28-2005, 09:54 PM
:woot2:


:pillow:

317Kim
12-28-2005, 09:57 PM
:pillow:

:girlfight:

Kat
12-29-2005, 09:29 AM
Or if you want to be crazy in a sick and perverted way, I havent been tied up in a little while, and I need to..

*cough*Need a hand?*cough*

I've always wanted to be a professional dominatrix....
:whip2:

Kat
12-29-2005, 04:55 PM
haha, I'll be overin 10 Kat ;)

Awesome. :D