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SoupIsGood
09-13-2005, 07:17 PM
I deal with the ******* customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

317Kim
09-13-2005, 07:19 PM
A lot...I just choose not to talk about it. but Congrats on the ppl skills! lol

SoupIsGood
09-13-2005, 07:21 PM
A lot...I just choose not to talk about it. but Congrats on the ppl skills! lol

Excuse me....I believe you have my stapler.

317Kim
09-13-2005, 07:22 PM
How'd u kno!?

SoupIsGood
09-13-2005, 07:23 PM
How'd u kno!?

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

317Kim
09-13-2005, 07:39 PM
SET IT OFF!

317Kim
09-13-2005, 07:40 PM
:devil:

317Kim
09-13-2005, 07:41 PM
400+ Posts!!!!! :D

pollardfreek
09-13-2005, 08:39 PM
"Fuc*in' A man."


EDIT: I think Pacersgurl is lost.

Frank Slade
09-13-2005, 08:53 PM
Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

heywoode
09-13-2005, 08:55 PM
Did ya get the memo?


I'll make sure you get another copy of it.....

Knucklehead Warrior
09-13-2005, 08:59 PM
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Frank Slade
09-13-2005, 09:05 PM
I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. yeah for my money, it really doesn't get any better than when he sings When a Man Loves a Woman...

obnoxiousmodesty
09-13-2005, 09:10 PM
"You haven't even been showing up for work, and you got to keep your job."

"Actually I'm being promoted."

Frank Slade
09-13-2005, 09:19 PM
"You haven't even been showing up for work, and you got to keep your job."

"Actually I'm being promoted."

What if and believe me this is hypothetical uh but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option sharing program. Would that do anything for you?

SoupIsGood
09-13-2005, 09:21 PM
EDIT: I think Pacersgurl is lost.

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!

Frank Slade
09-13-2005, 09:32 PM
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!

no way man I believe you'd get your a$$ kicked sayin' something like that, man.

SoupIsGood
09-13-2005, 09:34 PM
Let's see, next we have Samir Naga.... nague... naghu.... not gonna work here anymore.

Frank Slade
09-13-2005, 09:44 PM
You know what, I do want to express myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.

heywoode
09-13-2005, 09:48 PM
I'll tell ya what I'd do, man.....Two chicks at the same time!!

SoupIsGood
09-13-2005, 09:50 PM
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!

Aw Heck
09-13-2005, 09:51 PM
"Each day keeps getting progressively worse. So every day that you see me, it's on the worst day of my life."

"What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"

"Yeah."

"Wow, that's messed up."

heywoode
09-13-2005, 09:57 PM
Hey Peter, watch out for yer cornhole, bud.......

SoupIsGood
09-13-2005, 09:58 PM
Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately, Peter.

I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.

Aw Heck
09-13-2005, 10:08 PM
"There's nothing wrong with your name."

"There WAS nothing wrong with my name, until that no talent ***-clown started writing songs and winning Grammys."

"Why don't you just go by Mike?"

"No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

Frank Slade
09-13-2005, 10:09 PM
I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.

SoupIsGood
09-13-2005, 10:13 PM
Now Milton, don't be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.

Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece.


Just Pass.


...I could set the building on fire...

SoupIsGood
09-13-2005, 10:21 PM
http://www.cafepress.com/shop/geeks/browse/store/strk3.28852490

heywoode
09-13-2005, 10:36 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/officespace.html

Suaveness
09-13-2005, 10:49 PM
I can't believe we're looking up money laundering in a dictionary.

Suaveness
09-13-2005, 10:49 PM
Federal Pound-Me-In-The-*** Prison

obnoxiousmodesty
09-13-2005, 11:03 PM
"No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of ***** out the window."

"You and me both, man. That thing's lucky I'm not armed."

"Piece of *****."

pollardfreek
09-13-2005, 11:03 PM
If things go right, I might show her my O face. OHH OHH OHH you know what I'm talking about OHHHH.

Suaveness
09-13-2005, 11:13 PM
Hell, Lumburgh ****ed her.

Suaveness
09-13-2005, 11:13 PM
At least I didn't **** Lumburgh!

Suaveness
09-13-2005, 11:14 PM
Is this good for the company?

Suaveness
09-13-2005, 11:15 PM
Stapler

pollardfreek
09-13-2005, 11:29 PM
"G-G-G-G-G-G-Guh"

SoupIsGood
09-13-2005, 11:39 PM
mmmmmmm yeah

Mr. Pink
09-14-2005, 12:56 AM
I'm wearing 15 peices of flair...

Natston
09-14-2005, 01:10 AM
The ratio of people to cake is too big.

317Kim
09-14-2005, 06:29 AM
YUP AND IM STILL LOST!!!

Suaveness
09-14-2005, 07:43 AM
And don't blame this on hypnotherapy, that's bull****.

Nobody hangs up on me! We're through!

Oh, AND I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU!

Suaveness
09-14-2005, 07:44 AM
Do you ever watch Kung-Fu?

SoupIsGood
09-14-2005, 07:45 AM
YUP AND IM STILL LOST!!!

It's a movie called Office Space, you should watch it sometime. :D

Suaveness
09-14-2005, 07:50 AM
It's a movie called Your Face, you should watch it sometime. :D


That's not very nice....



He's been flakey at work lately, and I'm not sure he's the caliber we want in upper management.

SoupIsGood
09-14-2005, 07:57 AM
Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.

heywoode
09-14-2005, 04:46 PM
Hell, Lumburgh ****ed her.


Who'd you think I meant; Bill? If they had sex, their kids would have hooves.....

pollardfreek
09-14-2005, 08:06 PM
"and, in these conjugal visits, you can have sex?"

Hicks
09-14-2005, 10:55 PM
Still haven't seen it.

But I will buy the SE DVD blind when it's released.

Shade
09-15-2005, 12:32 AM
PC load letter? What the **** does that mean?

The Toxic Avenger
09-15-2005, 05:58 AM
I'll tell ya what I'd do, man.....Two chicks at the same time!!

Well, you know, not all women care about money...

The Toxic Avenger
09-15-2005, 06:01 AM
Still haven't seen it.

But I will buy the SE DVD blind when it's released.

We don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day... filling out useless forms... and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.

-I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music.

Oh that is not right, Michael.

Los Angeles
09-15-2005, 02:31 PM
Well, you know, not all women care about money...
The type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do!

pollardfreek
09-15-2005, 05:26 PM
The type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do!

Good point.

Los Angeles
09-15-2005, 07:52 PM
Extreme Fajitas!

beaversnducks311
10-12-2005, 11:01 PM
Do you ever watch Kung-Fu?

"I love Kung-Fu"

"Channel 39?"

"Totally"

beaversnducks311
10-12-2005, 11:04 PM
"It's a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, you have this mat, with different "CONCLUSIONS" written on it that you could JUMP TO."

"that's the worst idea i've ever heard in my life, tom"

"yes, this is horrible, this idea"

SoupIsGood
10-12-2005, 11:25 PM
Hmm.....beaversnducks311 seems to be the only one still wasting his time with this thread in my pants.....

beaversnducks311
10-12-2005, 11:59 PM
don't be confused in my pants about my picture in my pants....

i'm a woman in my pants....:)

SoupIsGood
10-13-2005, 07:13 PM
oop! Sorry. Im having a case of the mondays I guess.

The Toxic Avenger
10-13-2005, 11:07 PM
i'm a woman in my pants....:)
I've been told the same:(

Hey Hicks... Did you ever buy the SE dvd or is it even out yet?

Natston
10-14-2005, 12:17 AM
walmart.com says that it'll be out the first of november...