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08-07-2005, 03:20 PM
A man walks into a bar...

He falls on his butt, holds his head and says "Ouch!".

08-09-2005, 06:33 AM

08-09-2005, 07:00 PM
A man walks into a bar


Hahahahaha we told the same joke three times haha

Mr. Pink
08-09-2005, 10:44 PM
A man was about to walk into a bar, but then stopped and sat down.

The Toxic Avenger
08-29-2005, 11:45 PM
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an Umbrella?

For the Drizzle my Nizzle

08-30-2005, 03:21 AM
An elderly couple is struggling trying to pay bills, eat, and make rent. The man comes home one day and says "Honey, rent is due tomorrow and I don't know how we're gonna make it. I'm afraid you're gonna have to go out and hustle". The lady says "Hustle? At my age? I don't know dear". The husband replies "Well we don't have any other choice right now".

The wife then puts on her "outfit" and leaves. She comes home two days later to a worried husband. "Where have you been?" says the husband. "I've been out hustling" says the wife. The husband asks "Well how much did you get?" The wife says "Four dollars and three cents". "Four dollars and three cents? Who the heck gave you the three cents?!" the husband says in disgust. "Everybody!" replies the wife...