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PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:04 AM
I am PD's resident Jared fan!!!!

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:06 AM
http://www.qwe.com/scott/secretowl/jared_subway2.jpg

scar
07-28-2005, 11:06 AM
Jared is overrated. Just like Soup.

I stomp on Soup. That's how I feel about it (him).

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:08 AM
http://www.logic-sphere.net/images/maowalmart.jpg

New Wal-Mart greeter....Mao!!!!

scar
07-28-2005, 11:08 AM
Did you ever know that you're my hero...
You're everything I wish I could be...
I can sore higher than an eagle...
for you are the wind beneath my wing...

scar
07-28-2005, 11:09 AM
Being a Walmart greeter is hells balls tough. It takes alot of skill. And have good feet. I have bad feet, thus, my Walmart greeter career ended before it began, and for thus, I'm sad.

Suaveness
07-28-2005, 11:09 AM
Internship, or volunteer?

I volunteer out at the nursing home, it's actually not that bad. I wheel a few people around, and talk with my bud in the break room. :devil:


Internships usually pay, so this is strictly volunteering :mad:

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:10 AM
http://www.tvacres.com/images/jared1.jpg

Suaveness
07-28-2005, 11:10 AM
Jared is overrated. Just like Soup.

I stomp on Soup. That's how I feel about it (him).

Jared is from Indy though, and he's a COLTS fan. Can't go wrong there :buddies:

scar
07-28-2005, 11:11 AM
Internships usually pay, so this is strictly volunteering :mad:

And who the :censored: would do that at a retirement home? The only place, and I mean only place, I'd ever volunteer to do work is at a strip club.

scar
07-28-2005, 11:11 AM
Jared is from Indy though, and he's a COLTS fan. Can't go wrong there :buddies:

You can't tell me that you like every single Colts and Pacers fan you meet, can you?

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:13 AM
Jared is from Indy though, and he's a COLTS fan. Can't go wrong there :buddies:
I agree. Go Jared, go Jared, it's your birf-day!

scar
07-28-2005, 11:13 AM
Wuddya guys think of my new sig?

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:13 AM
Well, we've officially become surbubanites. We're talking about getting a mini-van.

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:14 AM
Wuddya guys think of my new sig?
Hilarious!

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:15 AM
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/cza0301l.jpg

scar
07-28-2005, 11:15 AM
I was tempted to say, if Ron Artest was a woman, I'd so hit that, but I'd hit that anyways.

(JOKING!)

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:16 AM
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/for/lowres/forn15l.jpg

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:17 AM
I was tempted to say, if Ron Artest was a woman, I'd so hit that, but I'd hit that anyways.

(JOKING!)
Fig likes boys!!!! [/stealing concept from Buckett over at CrankyColts]

Suaveness
07-28-2005, 11:17 AM
And who the :censored: would do that at a retirement home? The only place, and I mean only place, I'd ever volunteer to do work is at a strip club.

It's all for the sake of getting into grad school.....*sigh*

Suaveness
07-28-2005, 11:18 AM
You can't tell me that you like every single Colts and Pacers fan you meet, can you?

Of course not, but he roots for us on TV! He give free subs to those people on CBS while cheering for the Colts

(of course, everytime he does this we lose to NE....:mad: )

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:19 AM
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/tattoo.jpg

scar
07-28-2005, 11:20 AM
It's all for the sake of getting into grad school.....*sigh*

Well who the :censored: wants to go to grad school? Just go to Ivy Tech and accept that you'll never be anything more than a software engineer and earn under 40 grand a year with a wife that slowly drains the life out of you as you contemplate loading the gun in your closet and ending it all. *sigh*

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:20 AM
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/boxing.jpg

scar
07-28-2005, 11:21 AM
Female boxers scare me. Any woman taking her female rage out with fists of fury scares me.

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:21 AM
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/mary.jpg

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:22 AM
Female boxers scare me. Any woman taking her female rage out with fists of fury scares me.
Is Dominic Rhodes' wife a boxer?

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:29 AM
http://www.dribbleglass.com/posters/seabiscuit.jpg

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:30 AM
http://www.dribbleglass.com/posters/dates.jpg

scar
07-28-2005, 11:31 AM
I don't care what everyone else says, I like Hilary Clinton.

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:36 AM
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/half_price.jpg

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:38 AM
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/cake.jpg

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:39 AM
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/gilf.jpg

That is just wrong!!!!

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:41 AM
Out.

Pacers#1Fan
07-28-2005, 12:20 PM
GO TO IU ODEN:hoosiers:!!!!!!!!!

SjA3837
07-28-2005, 01:24 PM
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/gilf.jpg

That is just wrong!!!!
:eyebrow:

scar
07-28-2005, 03:06 PM
Oden won't go to IU. No one wants to go to IU. Mike Davis is the Isiah Thomas of college basketball.

SoupIsGood
07-28-2005, 03:21 PM
SoupIsTheJanitor

Diamond Dave
07-28-2005, 03:29 PM
Man, trying to plan a wedding is hard! To much to try to bring together at one time.

Suaveness
07-28-2005, 03:30 PM
Well who the :censored: wants to go to grad school? Just go to Ivy Tech and accept that you'll never be anything more than a software engineer and earn under 40 grand a year with a wife that slowly drains the life out of you as you contemplate loading the gun in your closet and ending it all. *sigh*

Somehow, I don't think that sounds like fun....

SjA3837
07-28-2005, 03:32 PM
Oden won't go to IU. No one wants to go to IU. Mike Davis is the Isiah Thomas of college basketball.
:amen:

Lord Helmet
07-28-2005, 04:01 PM
Jared is a big Pacers and Colts fan. I have seen him at Colts playoff games in Indy. Also, during one of the games in Indy for the Detroit playoff series, I sat one row in front of him.

Natston
07-28-2005, 04:07 PM
You know I had to show up fashionably late to the new RT thread... :pimp:

SjA3837
07-28-2005, 04:08 PM
Jared is a big Pacers and Colts fan. I have seen him at Colts playoff games in Indy. Also, during one of the games in Indy for the Detroit playoff series, I sat one row in front of him.
His cousin goes to my school. I went to his Barmitzah (sp?) and the guy was asking people if they wanted his autograph... And I guess he didn't even get him anything for his bday. He just came off as a very unlikeable guy. And btw, he isn't that skinny. If you look at him from the side...:snobby:

Lord Helmet
07-28-2005, 04:39 PM
His cousin goes to my school. I went to his Barmitzah (sp?) and the guy was asking people if they wanted his autograph... And I guess he didn't even get him anything for his bday. He just came off as a very unlikeable guy. And btw, he isn't that skinny. If you look at him from the side...:snobby:
Yeah, but still he lost a lot of weight, from now to what he used to look like.

SjA3837
07-28-2005, 05:32 PM
Yeah, but still he lost a lot of weight, from now to what he used to look like.
Yeah, well... say if you weigh 350, it's a lot easier to lose 50 pounds, than someone that's 250.

Natston
07-28-2005, 05:41 PM
I am almost 22 and I am a pizza delivery specialist so I have done a lot of driving in my day. I got my first punctured tire this past week while I was taking a delivery but as luck would have it the bolt that was in my tire wasn't letting any air out. I didn't want to risk driving on the it so I decided to put on the dummy spare. Well I had no problem for a couple of days but when I was leaving the K-Mart parking lot, that spare tire hit a pot hole dead on. The results weren't pretty, the tire was completely flattened and the rim was bent. In the end it just seemed weird that I had to change out the spare, and put on the tire that had been replaced by the spare in the first place.

SjA3837
07-28-2005, 05:45 PM
I am almost 22 and I am a pizza delivery specialist so I have done a lot of driving in my day. I got my first punctured tire this past week while I was taking a delivery but as luck would have it the bolt that was in my tire wasn't letting any air out. I didn't want to risk driving on the it so I decided to put on the dummy spare. Well I had no problem for a couple of days but when I was leaving the K-Mart parking lot, that spare tire hit a pot hole dead on. The results weren't pretty, the tire was completely flattened and the rim was bent. In the end it just seemed weird that I had to change out the spare, and put on the tire that had been replaced by the spare in the first place.
:chin:

Suaveness
07-28-2005, 07:20 PM
You know I had to show up fashionably late to the new RT thread... :pimp:


Or maybe you were just too stupid and ugly to find it before?



:devil:

Natston
07-28-2005, 07:26 PM
Or maybe you were just too stupid and ugly to find it before?



:devil:

I don't have the internet at my new digs yet. The people near me that have wireless internet have their accounts password protected... :mad:

SoupIsGood
07-28-2005, 07:44 PM
These are the times that try men's poles.

Mr. Pink
07-28-2005, 07:47 PM
There is a hott dogg eating contest going on ESPN! There is like a 60 year old lady in this thing. AMAZING!

Mr. Pink
07-28-2005, 07:47 PM
I'm getting sick watching this! This is amazing

Mr. Pink
07-28-2005, 07:49 PM
I've got the DSL hooked up! YES! I am wireless right now. I am speechless.

Mr. Pink
07-28-2005, 07:50 PM
There is a lot of media for this contest thingy. I never knew this was such a big event.

Natston
07-28-2005, 07:53 PM
I've got the DSL hooked up! YES! I am wireless right now. I am speechless.

:mad:

Mr. Pink
07-28-2005, 09:26 PM
:mad:


Need a hug??

scar
07-28-2005, 09:28 PM
I haven't had a sexual encounter in a few days. I'm due for another one I think.

Suaveness
07-28-2005, 09:29 PM
There is a hott dogg eating contest going on ESPN! There is like a 60 year old lady in this thing. AMAZING!


If Kobayashi isn't there, it isn't worth watching

Suaveness
07-28-2005, 10:43 PM
Soup...you better as hell get stewie back in your avatar, or you are NO LONGER AN ANCIENT

SoupIsGood
07-28-2005, 10:46 PM
Soup...you better as hell get stewie back in your avatar, or you are NO LONGER AN ANCIENT

:mad:

But the Janitor is EVIL! :evil:

Suaveness
07-28-2005, 11:56 PM
:mad:

But the Janitor is EVIL! :evil:

It's not evil enough!

SoupIsGood
07-29-2005, 12:11 AM
It's not evil enough!

Well that's your opinion, and trust me, your opinion has been noted, however stupid and insignificant it may be. :-p

Suaveness
07-29-2005, 01:52 AM
Well that's your opinion, and trust me, your opinion has been noted, however stupid and insignificant it may be. :-p

Says the man with soup for a brain? HAHAHA....don't you EVER question an Evil Ancient again, or feel my wrath upon your useless soul!

SjA3837
07-29-2005, 11:58 AM
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SjA3837

:dance3:

Shade
07-29-2005, 01:21 PM
Bump

Slackers. :-p

Shade
07-29-2005, 01:23 PM
I see Hicks sold out and went back to his original monker again. :unimpress

Shade
07-29-2005, 01:23 PM
I :love: my iPod.

Shade
07-29-2005, 01:24 PM
Has anyone else seen the Doom movie trailer yet?

Shade
07-29-2005, 01:25 PM
I've been downloading the Family Guy movie for the last day or so, and the son of a ***** is stuck at 98.3%. :mad:

Shade
07-29-2005, 01:26 PM
woot! The 9th Edition of Magic comes out today! :happydanc

Shut up. :tongue:

Shade
07-29-2005, 01:27 PM
I saw some of the movie The Life Acquatic last night. What a horrible piece of dung.

Shade
07-29-2005, 01:28 PM
Back to school in t-minus 26 days...

Hicks
07-29-2005, 02:01 PM
There is no Family Guy movie.

Suaveness
07-29-2005, 02:10 PM
Back to school in t-minus 26 days...


I still have an entire month :laugh: *points and laughs*

Hicks
07-29-2005, 02:35 PM
I start back on the 22nd.

Diamond Dave
07-29-2005, 02:50 PM
Not till the 29th for me :bananadan

Shade
07-29-2005, 03:02 PM
There is no Family Guy movie.

Au contraire, there certainly is. It comes to DVD in September. My brother already has it, as does a friend at work.

Shade
07-29-2005, 03:03 PM
I still have an entire month :laugh: *points and laughs*

:finger: :tongue:

Actually, I'm kinda looking forward to it. I got enough grant money to pay for it, so all I have to do is work one day a week to live off of and I'm set. :)

Shade
07-29-2005, 03:09 PM
Au contraire, there certainly is. It comes to DVD in September. My brother already has it, as does a friend at work.

Btw, it's called "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story."

Hicks
07-29-2005, 03:13 PM
Huh. So it is! I had no idea. DVD comes out Sept. 27th. I'll pick that up.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000A3DFV8/qid=1122664412/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_sbs_1/104-5928665-7923913?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846

SoupIsGood
07-29-2005, 03:20 PM
16th

Shade
07-29-2005, 03:23 PM
The tracker was removed at 98.3%. Son of a :censored:!

Shade
07-29-2005, 03:24 PM
Does anyone know of a good way to transfer large files like this online? I could get my brother to send it to me.

Suaveness
07-29-2005, 04:34 PM
Does anyone know of a good way to transfer large files like this online? I could get my brother to send it to me.


If you do, I wouldn't mind getting it from you ! (you could just host it on PD?)

Shade
07-29-2005, 04:36 PM
If you do, I wouldn't mind getting it from you ! (you could just host it on PD?)

Hmm...hosting on PD, eh? There's an idea. Maybe I could upload it from my brother's comp.

Hicks? able? :plot:

Suaveness
07-29-2005, 04:38 PM
Hmm...hosting on PD, eh? There's an idea. Maybe I could upload it from my brother's comp.

Hicks? able? :plot:


I definitely wouldn't mind getting it.... :devil:


And if bandwidth is a problem, don't tell anyone else....muwahahahahaha

Frank Slade
07-29-2005, 04:45 PM
:-o

Hicks
07-29-2005, 04:46 PM
How big is the file?

scar
07-29-2005, 05:50 PM
How big is the file?

As big as my jock!

Which is very shriveled and depressing. :(

Suaveness
07-29-2005, 06:30 PM
I just read an entire Time mag....now I'm only 1 month behind....

SoupIsGood
07-29-2005, 06:53 PM
I dumped ballon bouquets all over the highway today. :(

Shade
07-29-2005, 07:06 PM
How big is the file?

In the neighborhood of 800M or so.

Suaveness
07-29-2005, 07:09 PM
In the neighborhood of 800M or so.

Bah it's 800? Anywya you can get it to 700 so i can fit it on a cd?

SoupIsGood
07-29-2005, 08:43 PM
:unimpress

scar
07-29-2005, 09:44 PM
This thread is boring now.

Suaveness
07-29-2005, 10:53 PM
I'm sleepy

scar
07-29-2005, 11:30 PM
This thread sucks now. There is nothing evil about it. My cat is more evil than this. pssh... Let's burn something.

SoupIsGood
07-30-2005, 12:05 AM
BEEF

scar
07-30-2005, 12:34 AM
SoupIsHomoerotic

SoupIsGood
07-30-2005, 12:35 AM
POIT

Suaveness
07-30-2005, 12:40 AM
I'm bored

Suaveness
07-30-2005, 12:40 AM
I need female company

scar
07-30-2005, 10:26 AM
I need female company

I can solve your problem. My girlfriend has a sister and she's single, and in 8 years, she'll be legal. Still interested?

(oh what, pedophile jokes aren't funny? screw you guys!)

SoupIsGood
07-30-2005, 01:50 PM
TANGERINE DREEEAMIN'!

Shade
07-30-2005, 04:13 PM
I'm very disappointed in you guys. Four days now and we're not to 1,000 yet? :shakehead

Shade
07-30-2005, 04:14 PM
Tomorrow's my cheat day! And I'm going to gorge like a mo-fo! :fatbanana:

Mr. Pink
07-30-2005, 06:12 PM
Wooooo! I just now woke up. It's like 5:15 here. I had one hell of a night last night!

GO PACERS!

SoupIsGood
07-30-2005, 06:25 PM
Tangerine tangerine tangerinneeeeeeeeee DUMPING

SoupIsGood
07-30-2005, 06:26 PM
I like the new SOAD single.

Question!

SoupIsGood
07-30-2005, 06:26 PM
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Pingu
07-30-2005, 06:56 PM
Should I add my contributions to this thread? Maybe not.
But well, if we are trying to break a record for the number of posts in a thread, it may be cool to inform you that I'm going to sleep, it's 1 a.m in my city and I'm tired of seating in front of my comp.
Good night

Mr. Pink
07-30-2005, 07:51 PM
Should I add my contributions to this thread? Maybe not.
But well, if we are trying to break a record for the number of posts in a thread, it may be cool to inform you that I'm going to sleep, it's 1 a.m in my city and I'm tired of seating in front of my comp.
Good night


You should definitly add your contributions to this thread! We need more people in on this.

Sleep tight. I'm right outside your window.

Mr. Pink
07-30-2005, 08:26 PM
Our evilness is becoming underground. We don't perform out in public anymore. We get into groups and stuff.

SoupIsGood
07-30-2005, 08:34 PM
Our evilness is becoming underground. We don't perform out in public anymore. We get into groups and stuff.

The Janitor exerts his evil power 8 hours a day, between scrubbing dumpers. His theory is flawed, however, he wastes his evilness upon the already throughly evil; doctors, hospital administrators, government cleanliness inspectors, and such.

Stupid Janitor. :(

Pingu
07-31-2005, 04:55 AM
http://www.bobandtom.com/gen3/jokes1.htm


Two friends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again...for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The brunette says, "Oh sure... but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, ....."Don't you have a vase?"

Submitted by Chad W.
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
--------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q - What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?
A - BINGO.

Submitted by Chad Walgren
Thursday, June 16, 2005

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

:cool:



edit: I just created a link for Pacers Digest in the "External Links" section of the "Indiana Pacers" article on Wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pacers#External_links

SoupIsGood
07-31-2005, 02:22 PM
Kiss me happy foot

Pingu
07-31-2005, 05:29 PM
Hey Hey
Love Love
Yeh Yeh
Ah Ha
Thread is dead, thats what i said.

Mr. Pink
07-31-2005, 05:50 PM
The thread is dead? Maybe. But....but...


I don't know

SoupIsGood
07-31-2005, 06:31 PM
Voot

indytoad
08-01-2005, 12:05 AM
I got a new avatar.

IndyToad
Will express it through interperative dance

SoupIsGood
08-01-2005, 02:40 AM
Snuggle with me and I'll tube the plumbers

Shade
08-01-2005, 01:12 PM
I hate you all. :tongue:

Shade
08-02-2005, 12:21 PM
:bump:

Shade
08-02-2005, 12:22 PM
Well, I guess it's going to be up to me to take this baby on my back and carry it to 1000. :rolleyes:

Shade
08-02-2005, 12:22 PM
I like cashews.

Shade
08-02-2005, 12:23 PM
Damn, it's only the 2nd of the month, and I already have TWO bills for August.

Shade
08-02-2005, 12:23 PM
And, the mail hasn't come yet today. :uhoh:

Shade
08-02-2005, 12:24 PM
Early morning cardio isn't bad, but my calves are KILLING me. Guess it'll take some time to get used to it.

Shade
08-02-2005, 12:24 PM
I hate the "dead" day between workouts, but need it to let my muscles recuperate.

Still, it makes me feel lazy...

Shade
08-02-2005, 12:25 PM
Sig Sewton and SoupIsGood...

Your "S" Ancient privledges are hereby revoked, for changing your avatars without permission. :tongue:

Now get me a coke.

Shade
08-02-2005, 12:26 PM
I need a new avatar.

Hmm...

Shade
08-02-2005, 12:27 PM
I should have the Family Guy movie in my greedy little clutches by later tonight. :devil:

Shade
08-02-2005, 12:27 PM
I'm going to change my name back...

Shade
08-02-2005, 12:28 PM
:)

Shade
08-02-2005, 12:28 PM
Less typing = good

Shade
08-02-2005, 12:29 PM
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Shade*

:unimpress

SoupIsGood
08-02-2005, 02:48 PM
kjubnolnkp;

Shade
08-02-2005, 03:11 PM
http://img328.echo.cx/img328/7/slappy2cv.gif

Vicious Tyrant
08-03-2005, 11:03 AM
Tomorrow's my cheat day! And I'm going to gorge like a mo-fo! :fatbanana:

Are you on a diet?

What are you on?





Hey, just tryin' to help move this thing along....

Shade
08-03-2005, 11:21 AM
Are you on a diet?

What are you on?





Hey, just tryin' to help move this thing along....

Yeah. I'm not on any specifically named diet, but most diets are some variation of Atkins it seems.

Basically, I limit myself to 2000 or less calories a day. I strive to eat every 3 hours or so. I take in a moderate amount of protein (about 150 grams a day), and try to eat low fat, low sugar items. Mostly, I eat tuna, grilled chicken, lean beef, lean turkey, whole grain/wheat bread, brown rice, veggies, fruits, and lowfat Lactaid milk ('cause I'm lactose intolerant :tongue: ).

I seem to have lost plenty of weight everywhere except in the abdominal region. Mostly, it tends to bunch up because I have a small waist, but I still feel I can do much better there. Currently, I do cardio in the morning (about 30 minutes of jogging) and weight lifting (about 45 minutes worth w/free weights) three days a week.

Shade
08-03-2005, 11:23 AM
Btw, the funny thing is, my "jorging" ended up consisting of chicken wings and a single candy bar. :shrug:

Vicious Tyrant
08-03-2005, 12:25 PM
Btw, the funny thing is, my "jorging" ended up consisting of chicken wings and a single candy bar. :shrug:


:spitout: :yikes:

A CANDY BAR!!!!!?????!!!!!

off with his head!

:whip2:


:banhim:

Suaveness
08-03-2005, 02:58 PM
I haven't had internet access since Friday, and this is all the crap you people can come up with?!?! I'm sad

Suaveness
08-03-2005, 02:58 PM
I should have the Family Guy movie in my greedy little clutches by later tonight. :devil:


Good...allow me to steal that from you too :devil:

MagicRat
08-03-2005, 03:06 PM
Currently, I do cardio in the morning (about 30 minutes of jogging) and weight lifting (about 45 minutes worth w/free weights) three days a week.

Just remember to rack your weights or you will feel the Tyrant's wrath.......

Shade
08-03-2005, 03:07 PM
Good...allow me to steal that from you too :devil:

I'm trying to see about having it hosted here for a handful of ppl as we speak. It's over 700M, though, so I have to wait for the okay first.

There's a salesman named Al Harrington in the movie, btw. :lmao:

W00t! Post #900! Time for a sexy party! :cheers:

(And, yes, there is a sexy party in the movie, too. :happydanc :devil: )

Shade
08-03-2005, 03:12 PM
At post #1000, I'm going to create a new subtitle for the thread. Any ideas?

Zesty
08-03-2005, 03:34 PM
This is the first time I've ever been in this thread. Let the post-whoring commence!!

Suaveness
08-03-2005, 04:13 PM
Just remember to rack your weights or you will feel the Tyrant's wrath.......

As an exercise buff, I must ask you this. I am quite a skinny person, but right now I have a HUGE belly. And I'm willing to do whatever exercises necessary to get rid of it. What do I do?!?

Vicious Tyrant
08-03-2005, 04:39 PM
As an exercise buff, I must ask you this. I am quite a skinny person, but right now I have a HUGE belly. And I'm willing to do whatever exercises necessary to get rid of it. What do I do?!?
Don't get Rat started on his Heather fantasies.

Zesty
08-03-2005, 04:42 PM
As an exercise buff, I must ask you this. I am quite a skinny person, but right now I have a HUGE belly. And I'm willing to do whatever exercises necessary to get rid of it. What do I do?!?

Stay away from high fructose corn syrup and hydrogenated fats as much as possible and exercise. Fresh fruits and veggies are your friends, as are lean cuts of meat, fish, and poultry.

8.9_seconds
08-03-2005, 04:53 PM
As an exercise buff, I must ask you this. I am quite a skinny person, but right now I have a HUGE belly. And I'm willing to do whatever exercises necessary to get rid of it. What do I do?!?


Ahh...The old Dale Gribble Syndrome?

zag
08-04-2005, 03:40 PM
Umm..you guys are slipping..unless you've decided that just over 900 random thoughts is enough.

Vicious Tyrant
08-04-2005, 04:03 PM
As an exercise buff, I must ask you this. I am quite a skinny person, but right now I have a HUGE belly. And I'm willing to do whatever exercises necessary to get rid of it. What do I do?!?
May I add a plug for the South Beach Diet? It kicks azz, and is very healthy.

If you want to really take the plunge, check our Ornish, or whatever his name is - but South Beach is much more realistic.

Zesty
08-04-2005, 04:14 PM
I've also heard VT extolling the benefits of pelvic thrusts. I think it's supposed to be good for your abs or something. He's got a free exercise video out that you can view just under his name.

<---As for me, I like squats.

Vicious Tyrant
08-04-2005, 04:22 PM
Maybe we should work out together sometime.


....in the nude.....sweating.....

PHC Fan
08-04-2005, 05:01 PM
Skip, skip....

PHC Fan
08-04-2005, 05:01 PM
skip to ma' lou

PHC Fan
08-04-2005, 05:01 PM
skip skip

PHC Fan
08-04-2005, 05:01 PM
skip to ma lou

PHC Fan
08-04-2005, 05:02 PM
skip skip skip to ma lou

PHC Fan
08-04-2005, 05:02 PM
skip to my lou my darling

PHC Fan
08-04-2005, 05:03 PM
Hellooooooooooooooooooo everybodaaaaay!

PHC Fan
08-04-2005, 05:03 PM
Sweet

Shade
08-04-2005, 05:11 PM
Well, the problem with pelvic thrusts, crunches, and other abdominal exercises is that you can build rock hard abs, but they'll never show until you get rid of the belly fat. Why do you think you see 15 and 16 year olds who have never worked out a day in their lives and have a six pack? Because they have virtually no body fat, that's why.

South Beach Diet, eh? I've heard of it. I'll check it out.

Vicious Tyrant
08-04-2005, 05:12 PM
:confused: - PHC fan

Is this some strange way of fishing for an invite to the nude workout of the dancing avatar club? Hmmmm...from the looks of your avatar....YOU'RE IN!!!!

Yeah, do the Zesty!
:kravitz:

Work those quads!
:dance3:

Keep it up, a couple more laps

:woohoo:

Dont' stop now!

:bananadan

Great!! Now ---- all in the nude together!!!!

:dancers:

Vicious Tyrant
08-04-2005, 05:13 PM
Well, the problem with pelvic thrusts, crunches, and other abdominal exercises is that you can build rock hard abs, but they'll never show until you get rid of the belly fat. Why do you think you see 15 and 16 year olds who have never worked out a day in their lives and have a six pack? Because they have virtually no body fat, that's why.

South Beach Diet, eh? I've heard of it. I'll check it out.

Exactly!

Not only should you check it out, but ask your doctor - that's where I heard about it. So its medically approved!

Zesty
08-04-2005, 05:26 PM
Unless this is your doctor:

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/fox/the_simpsons/hank_azaria/char_drnick.jpg

Shade
08-04-2005, 05:26 PM
Exactly!

Not only should you check it out, but ask your doctor - that's where I heard about it. So its medically approved!

Blah, you have to pay to sign up. $5 a week (minimum four week commitment) and $65 starting fee. I can't afford that. :tongue:

MagicRat
08-04-2005, 05:39 PM
Blah, you have to pay to sign up. $5 a week (minimum four week commitment) and $65 starting fee. I can't afford that. :tongue:

Go to the library and get the book.......

Shade
08-04-2005, 06:51 PM
Go to the library and get the book.......

Li...brar...y...? :hmm:

SoupIsGood
08-04-2005, 10:23 PM
Large weasels :shudder:

Suaveness
08-04-2005, 11:30 PM
So then how do you get rid of the belly fat

Hicks
08-04-2005, 11:38 PM
So then how do you get rid of the belly fat

You are a ****ing stick-bug compared to me. I don't want to hear whining about your "belly fat". Shut the **** up. In fact, go ahead and die, because, I only have so much energy to pour into anyone but myself, and your girlish self-hate over your body is only reminding me that, like a woman, I can only give you so much attention before I let you talk to my backside as I do something more important.

[/The REAL Dr. Cox] :devil:

Hicks
08-04-2005, 11:41 PM
This should be re-named: Random Thoughts: Welcome to Sacred Heart

SoupIsGood
08-04-2005, 11:45 PM
This should be re-named: Random Thoughts: Welcome to Sacred Heart

I agree! -returns to scrubbing the dumpers-

MagicRat
08-05-2005, 12:02 AM
I agree! -returns to scrubbing the dumpers-

So how did you go from being in The Fugitive to being a janitor. I've always wondered........

SoupIsGood
08-05-2005, 12:08 AM
Speaking of fugitives...




Janitor: You know, we're zeroing in on the guy that's been stealing stuff.
JD: Oh? Well, that's good.
Janitor: Yep. In fact, right now, I'm dusting for fingerprints.
JD: Really?
Janitor: Nah, I'm just dusting.

Janitor: Yeah, we got him. And he's gonna pay.
JD: They're actually arresting someone for stealing pudding and toilet paper?
Janitor: No. They found twenty bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. Did you steal pudding and toilet paper?
JD: What? No! I hate pudding, and I don't use toilet...paper. (pause) I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: "Bidet."
JD: Bidet to you, sir.

Vicious Tyrant
08-05-2005, 10:10 AM
Unless this is your doctor:

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/fox/the_simpsons/hank_azaria/char_drnick.jpg
"this is your window to weight gain"

MagicRat
08-05-2005, 10:12 AM
Ahem...Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack.

Vicious Tyrant
08-05-2005, 10:13 AM
So then how do you get rid of the belly fatLook man, the little blurb on the South Beach book says "Get rid of belly fat first".

Why do you infidels doubt me?

Even a moron like Rat understands you can take out the book for free and start right away.

heck, eat turkey bacon omelettes tomorrow and you've already started!!!!



Haven't you seen me????? I'M LIKE A GOD!!!!!!
:king:

Vicious Tyrant
08-05-2005, 10:13 AM
Ahem...Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack.
"to obtain a special dialing wand, mash the keypad...."

MagicRat
08-05-2005, 10:17 AM
Even a moron like Rat understands you can take out the book for free and start right away.

ohh for god sakes.. That was meant totally sarcastically and makes no sense what so ever... sorry for making you be so rude.. I can only imagine how you must feel having to really swallow your pride and call some one a moron...

I'm sorry mate, didnít mean for this to happen at all

Vicious Tyrant
08-05-2005, 10:20 AM
ohh for god sakes.. That was meant totally sarcastically and makes no sense what so ever... sorry for making you be so rude.. I can only imagine how you must feel having to really swallow your pride and call some one a moron...

I'm sorry mate, didnít mean for this to happen at allI hate to be rude, but I'm going to say this anyway.

That was a really stupid comment.

MagicRat
08-05-2005, 10:23 AM
I hate to be rude, but I'm going to say this anyway.

That was a really stupid comment.

Yeah look what ever... I'm entitled to my comments and opinion and don't in any situation need to be called a moron, that was totally un warranted, I apologize if I sincerely offended anyone that has belly fat and loves it that much but there are better ways of dealing with it then with lame name calling........

Vicious Tyrant
08-05-2005, 10:27 AM
Yeah look what ever... I'm entitled to my comments and opinion and don't in any situation need to be called a moron, that was totally un warranted, I apologize if I sincerely offended anyone that has belly fat and loves it that much but there are better ways of dealing with it then with lame name calling........
You are a ****ing stick-bug compared to me. I don't want to hear whining about your "belly fat". Shut the **** up. In fact, go ahead and die, because, I only have so much energy to pour into anyone but myself, and your girlish self-hate over your body is only reminding me that, like a woman, I can only give you so much attention before I let you talk to my backside as I do something more important.

MagicRat
08-05-2005, 10:31 AM
You are a ****ing stick-bug compared to me. I don't want to hear whining about your "belly fat". Shut the **** up. In fact, go ahead and die, because, I only have so much energy to pour into anyone but myself, and your girlish self-hate over your body is only reminding me that, like a woman, I can only give you so much attention before I let you talk to my backside as I do something more important.

Ah, my Pavlovian dog, you never fail me. ;)

Vicious Tyrant
08-05-2005, 10:40 AM
Ah, my Pavlovian dog, you never fail me. ;)Don't get Rat started on his Heather fantasies.

MagicRat
08-05-2005, 10:44 AM
Don't get Rat started on his Heather fantasies.

Not only should you check it out, but ask your doctor - that's where I heard about it. So its medically approved!

Vicious Tyrant
08-05-2005, 10:47 AM
^^^ Oh Lord, you win.

:king:


you also owe me a new keyboard. This ones covered with coffee.

MagicRat
08-05-2005, 10:56 AM
^^^ Oh Lord, you win.

:king:


you also owe me a new keyboard. This ones covered with coffee.

:champions

Shade
08-05-2005, 01:13 PM
Love the avatar, Rat.

Did you know that Farkus was in Freddy vs. Jason?

Shade
08-05-2005, 01:14 PM
Attention, all Evil "S" Ancients! Conform to the new Stewie avatar, fresh from the movie! :rock:

Suaveness
08-05-2005, 01:22 PM
Well I WOULD, except that I HAVEN"T SEEEN IT. GIVE IT TO ME

Shade
08-05-2005, 02:05 PM
Well I WOULD, except that I HAVEN"T SEEEN IT. GIVE IT TO ME

Tell me how. :shrug:

Shade
08-05-2005, 02:06 PM
Post #950, suckas! :tongue: :devil:

MagicRat
08-05-2005, 02:32 PM
Love the avatar, Rat.

Did you know that Farkus was in Freddy vs. Jason?

I had no idea that he was still an actor. If Ralphie and Flick and Schwartz and Grover were in it too I might be persuaded to watch it.......

Suaveness
08-05-2005, 03:46 PM
Tell me how. :shrug:


I thought hosting temporarily on PD would work?

Shade
08-05-2005, 04:11 PM
I thought hosting temporarily on PD would work?

Still waiting on the okay from able on that.

Vicious Tyrant
08-05-2005, 04:29 PM
Is there really a Family Guy movie?

Shade
08-05-2005, 04:31 PM
Is there really a Family Guy movie?

Yep, I have it on my comp right now. It comes out Sept. 27th, I believe.

My avatar is from the movie.

Vicious Tyrant
08-05-2005, 04:32 PM
Comes out as in the theaters or straight to video?

Shade
08-05-2005, 04:56 PM
Comes out as in the theaters or straight to video?

Straight to video.

SoupIsGood
08-05-2005, 07:06 PM
Attention, all Evil "S" Ancients! Conform to the new Stewie avatar, fresh from the movie! :rock:

I don't see any Stewie. :shrug:

Suaveness
08-05-2005, 07:08 PM
I don't see any Stewie. :shrug:


It's the GIANT HEAD.

You just weren't good enough to be evil....

SoupIsGood
08-05-2005, 07:18 PM
It's the GIANT HEAD.

You just weren't good enough to be evil....

That isn't Stewie, though. It's a fake.

Suaveness
08-06-2005, 01:35 AM
That isn't Stewie, though. It's a fake.

Pssh....Stewie is stewie, no matter what form

Shade
08-06-2005, 02:44 AM
That isn't Stewie, though. It's a fake.

It's a Stewie idol.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!! :bowdown:

Suaveness
08-06-2005, 12:23 PM
It's a Stewie idol.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!! :bowdown:

Any luck with able? Can't Dr. Cox do it?

Pacers#1Fan
08-06-2005, 03:15 PM
Dr. J Vs. Larry Legend

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/18/18_1_30v.gif

(You have to have avatars on to understand)

Pacers#1Fan
08-06-2005, 09:24 PM
I went and got four packs of Press Pass basketball cards earlier. In one pack I got a Stephen Graham auto and in another pack I got a Danny Granger game-used jersey card that is only numbered to 250 (that means there were only 250 made in the entire world. I about crapped my pants when I got that Danny Granger card. That was in the first pack I opened.

Pacers#1Fan
08-06-2005, 10:04 PM
I created a new thread for sports memoribilia collectors on the "Tickets and Trades" forum. It is for people who collect, or are someway conected with Basketball cards and things of that nature. It is a sticky at the top of the page.

SoupIsGood
08-08-2005, 12:35 AM
:unimpress

SoupIsGood
08-08-2005, 12:35 AM
:unimpress
:unimpress:unimpress

SoupIsGood
08-08-2005, 12:35 AM
:unimpress
:unimpress:unimpress
:unimpress:unimpress:unimpress

SoupIsGood
08-08-2005, 12:35 AM
:unimpress
:unimpress:unimpress
:unimpress:unimpress:unimpress
:unimpress:unimpress:unimpress:unimpress

SoupIsGood
08-08-2005, 12:36 AM
:unimpress
:unimpress:unimpress
:unimpress:unimpress:unimpress
:unimpress:unimpress:unimpress:unimpress
:):):):):)

SoupIsGood
08-08-2005, 01:38 AM
You guys just left this thread to die. :unimpress We must have used all our thought up too quickly. I can still churn a few out, every now and then.

Hicks
08-08-2005, 02:16 AM
All my random thoughts are either too personal or too dark for this thread. So :tongue: to you.

Hicks
You might say, the secret ingredient, is salt

SoupIsGood
08-08-2005, 02:21 AM
I think I just set a record on the Disgusting-puke-a-meter. That was scary.

Mr. Pink
08-08-2005, 05:04 AM
My friend and a girl are in my room. I sent him a text message telling him not to do it on my bed, or I'm gonna uber pIsSeD!

Zesty
08-08-2005, 09:34 AM
If I was your friend I would have done it just to annoy you. But I'm a jerk like that.

Mr. Pink
08-08-2005, 10:51 AM
If I was your friend I would have done it just to annoy you. But I'm a jerk like that.


I would kill you! I'm evil...

Suaveness
08-08-2005, 01:26 PM
I WANT FAMILY GUY MOVIE

Hicks
08-08-2005, 01:44 PM
I WANT FAMILY GUY MOVIE

I already have it. :devil:

Shade
08-08-2005, 02:00 PM
I already have it. :devil:

Then why not put it up on the server? :tongue: ;)

Shade
08-08-2005, 02:02 PM
We need to instill some new life into this thread.

Anyone up for a Top 10 list?

Vicious Tyrant
08-08-2005, 05:00 PM
What's that?

I'm up for it...

Natston
08-08-2005, 06:47 PM
What's that?

I'm up for it...

David Lettermanesque Humor

Suaveness
08-08-2005, 09:46 PM
I already have it. :devil:

Yeah I WANT IT!!!!
\:mad:

Shade
08-08-2005, 11:29 PM
Yeah I WANT IT!!!!
\:mad:

If you or someone else can find a way to host it I can get it to you. It runs about 717,000M, but I was able to barely fit it on a disc.

We're waiting to hear back from able about hosting it here.

Jermaniac
08-08-2005, 11:34 PM
I will up The Family Guy movie for yall, If we change the name of the forum to Ron Artest Digest for 1 day lol.

Shade
08-08-2005, 11:44 PM
I will up The Family Guy movie for yall, If we change the name of the forum to Ron Artest Digest for 1 day lol.

Poor Jay. I don't think an admin has ever banned himself before... :uhoh:

Jermaniac
08-09-2005, 12:04 AM
Forum renamed Ron Artest Digest, Jay bans himself, and all that in one day. Ohh man could life get any better. ;)

Mr. Pink
08-09-2005, 12:06 AM
Forum renamed Ron Artest Digest, Jay bans himself, and all that in one day. Ohh man could life get any better. ;)


Ya, life could get better. I'd like a hott naked chick waiting for me in my room.

Jermaniac
08-09-2005, 12:06 AM
Ohh I already got that so I didnt want to add it in my post.

Shade
08-09-2005, 12:44 AM
I'm determined to carry this bad boy to 1,000 posts, by myself if necessary. :tongue:

What you people do with it afterwards is up to you. :uhoh:

Shade
08-09-2005, 12:44 AM
Ohh I already got that so I didnt want to add it in my post.

Suave's mom doesn't count. :unimpress :devil:

Shade
08-09-2005, 12:45 AM
Yeah I WANT IT!!!!
\:mad:

We can't always have want we want. :nono:

Well, I can, but you can't... :tongue: ;)

Shade
08-09-2005, 12:54 AM
I think I'm going to go watch the Family Guy movie again... :devil:

Jermaniac
08-09-2005, 12:55 AM
I like to postpad like Shade, he is my hero.

Jermaniac
08-09-2005, 12:55 AM
Come on guys 1000 posts

Shade
08-09-2005, 12:55 AM
I like to postpad like Shade, he is my hero.

Damn straight. :champions

Shade
08-09-2005, 12:57 AM
We need a "GO PONERS!" smilie. ;)

Shade
08-09-2005, 12:57 AM
Wait for it... ;)

Shade
08-09-2005, 12:57 AM
Post #1000 is MINE, suckas! :happydanc

Shade
08-09-2005, 12:58 AM
New subtitle. It's the best I could think of this late. :shrug:

Hicks
08-09-2005, 01:08 AM
New subtitle. It's the best I could think of this late. :shrug:

At least fix it so it's right. Should be "Great taste, less filling", not "Tastes great, less filling". Don't you watch TV? :rolleyes:

Shade
08-09-2005, 01:09 AM
At least fix it so it's right. Should be "Great taste, less filling", not "Tastes great, less filling". Don't you watch TV? :rolleyes:

Are you sure...? :hmm: