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Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:39 AM
501!

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 01:39 AM
OHH! I had #500! :happydance:

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:40 AM
I've heard! Hopefully the HS verson will be watered down some. :cry: I have heard bad bad stories about that college class, makes me wanna eat glass.

Oh man, it BLOWS, trust me. And I get to learn it again this year lkdnfaonfmeiofmoaeimfoafe

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:40 AM
Speakin of chem

Off to do some before bed

I'm OUTTA HERE

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 01:41 AM
Oh man, it BLOWS, trust me. And I get to learn it again this year lkdnfaonfmeiofmoaeimfoafe

Besides organic, which other college classes you've taken have really sucked?

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:41 AM
ACtually I need 5 more posts

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:42 AM
Besides organic, which other college classes you've taken have really sucked?

Philosophy...talk about the most useless, stupid thing I've ever taken. It's pure bull****.

Psychology is stupid too. Freud was a moron.

Um, I think I've liked most of my other classes. Didn't like math of course. Boring as hell.

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:42 AM
Orgo is actually interesting, but just hard. I liked it much more than the gen chem crap I'm reviewing right now.

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 01:43 AM
#509!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 01:43 AM
Philosophy...talk about the most useless, stupid thing I've ever taken. It's pure bull****.

Psychology is stupid too. Freud was a moron.

Um, I think I've liked most of my other classes. Didn't like math of course. Boring as hell.

Ha! Those would be two of the subjects I am considering getting into... :(

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 01:43 AM
+1

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 01:44 AM
+1

+2

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:44 AM
Ha! Those would be two of the subjects I am considering getting into... :(

Well everyone has their own interests

For me, I just can't stand it.

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 01:44 AM
+2
Shut up :punch:

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:45 AM
#509!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Man, I wish I had a picture of someone kissing me....


...actually, I wish someone would actually kiss me period...


:cry:

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 01:45 AM
Shut up :punch:

+3


:cool:

Snickers
07-27-2005, 01:46 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I NEED A DIRTY WOMAN

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I NEED A DIRTY GIRL

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 01:46 AM
Man, I wish I had a picture of someone kissing me....


...actually, I wish someone would actually kiss me period...


:cry:


Now THAT was random!


I'm always up for a random kiss though! :shudder: :puke: :suicide:

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:46 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I NEED A DIRTY WOMAN

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I NEED A DIRTY GIRL



Oh well well well....look who decided to show up :rolleyes:

Snickers
07-27-2005, 01:47 AM
Man, I wish I had a picture of someone kissing me....


...actually, I wish someone would actually kiss me period...


:cry:

:eyebrow:

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 01:47 AM
Oh well well well....look who decided to show up :rolleyes:

You went over your 5 posts..... fool!

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:47 AM
Now THAT was random!


I'm always up for a random kiss though! :shudder: :puke: :suicide:


Ewww not from you!

I want one from a hot girl!

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:48 AM
:eyebrow:

:alcohol:

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:48 AM
You went over your 5 posts..... fool!


Yeah well traitorhead showed his ugly mug, didn't you Snicks?

Snickers
07-27-2005, 01:50 AM
The meaning of life:

Chex mix.

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 01:50 AM
I got beers.... they're multipliiiiiiing!

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 01:51 AM
The meaning of life:

Chex mix.

I can live with that.

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:51 AM
The meaning of life:

Chex mix.

I've always thought that the Hot and Spicy one was the best. Though it was never either

Snickers
07-27-2005, 01:51 AM
I brought some for you guys.
I also brought....

Bananas.

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 01:51 AM
I want one from a hot girl!
I could be a hot girl...:dancers:

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 01:52 AM
I brought some for you guys.
I also brought....

Bananas.

Excuse me, sir, but you have a banana in your ear!

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:52 AM
I brought some for you guys.
I also brought....

Bananas.

Sadly I've eaten 2 today :(

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:53 AM
I could be a hot girl...:dancers:


I'm glad you aren't....

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:53 AM
Excuse me, sir, but you have a banana in your ear!

Does it stick out of both ears?

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:54 AM
Now I'm leaving for real. I need sleep and chem.

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 01:55 AM
Does it stick out of both ears?

Cherrie trees?

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 01:57 AM
Suaveness left, we can all begin to make fun of him again.

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 02:06 AM
I want to feel everyone on this forum from the inside.

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 02:07 AM
Three hundred posts in three hours? You guys are sick.

Are we ever!

http://www.pacersdigest.com/kermie.gif

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 02:11 AM
Are we ever!

http://www.pacersdigest.com/kermie.gif
:fro:

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 02:11 AM
Who farted?

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 02:12 AM
Who farted?

I fart in your general direction!

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 02:15 AM
I fart in your general direction!
sick

Snickers
07-27-2005, 02:17 AM
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQ

The letter Q.

Live it, love it, masturbate to it while listening to Bjork.

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 02:20 AM
I'm going to bed. Good night ladies :shhh:

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 02:33 AM
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQ

The letter Q.

Live it, love it, masturbate to it while listening to Bjork.


I think that went beyond being EVIL.

foretaz
07-27-2005, 09:38 AM
Are we ever!

http://www.pacersdigest.com/kermie.gif


all right....i bust out laughing when i saw this....

obnoxiousmodesty
07-27-2005, 10:38 AM
Nice.

Shade
07-27-2005, 12:05 PM
:unimpress

Wrong thread. :tongue:

scar
07-27-2005, 01:22 PM
suavemessedhispants

rob shnader

I registered for Spurs Report under 'Sig Sewton'. That's how evil I am. Can I have my congratulatory wings now?

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:26 PM
:unimpress

Get it right :rolleyes:

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 01:26 PM
suavemessedhispants

rob shnader

I registered for Spurs Report under 'Sig Sewton'. That's how evil I am. Can I have my congratulatory wings now?


You definitely are NOT evil material right now....I'm disappointed

scar
07-27-2005, 01:32 PM
You definitely are NOT evil material right now....I'm disappointed

What's so evil about someone named Suaveness?

There are no letters evil enough to show just how evil I am.

I'm so evil, when I go to church, I only put $5 in the donation plate.

I'm so evil, when I go swimming, I pee in the water.

I'm so evil, I don't tip!

I'm so evil, I watch Adult Swim... TWICE! Every night. Except Friday's because they don't have it on Friday's, and that just makes me crazy. You don't wanna see me crazy man...

When I'm crazy evil, I start braiding my hair.

When I'm crazy evil, I put on Suaveness's mom's clothes. (even though they're to big)

When I'm crazy evil, I poor a can of soup on the floor and then stomp on it.

I'm evil, the fact that my email is, i_am_evil46567@yahoo.com... and I've had that email for 2 years. My evil routes began before this thread, and now, I'm off to do my evil bidding. (my microwavable mini-pizzas are done)

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 01:33 PM
Bubba-looey.

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 01:33 PM
Bow wow yippee yo yippee yay.

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 01:34 PM
I want to see Napolean Dynamite wearing cornrows.

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 01:34 PM
Dasani is nasty bottled water.

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 01:34 PM
"Pure, Fresh Taste" my butt.

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 01:35 PM
I get tired of the Van Earl and his "Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Every-bodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" routine.

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 01:36 PM
As seen on a Taco Bell packet:

"I'm in good hands now"

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 01:36 PM
As seen on a Taco Bell packet:

Does a Grilled Stuft Burrito qualify you for the car pool lane?

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 01:36 PM
As seen on a Taco Bell packet:

My sauce is an honor student at Taco Middle School.

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 01:37 PM
As seen on a Taco Bell packet:

...Tails

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 01:37 PM
As seen on a Taco Bell packet:

Where are you taking me?

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 01:37 PM
As seen on a Taco Bell packet:

Heads

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 01:37 PM
As seen on a Taco Bell packet:

Bicycle tires scare me.

scar
07-27-2005, 01:38 PM
As said by Suaveness's mom, 'Shut your mouth, chucklehead!'

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 01:38 PM
As said by Suaveness's mom, 'Shut your mouth, chucklehead!'
Yessir.

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 01:39 PM
I am :unimpress about this thread.

Oops...wrong thread.

scar
07-27-2005, 01:40 PM
I shouldn't make fun of Suave's mom. She's a nice lady....


FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Shade
07-27-2005, 01:51 PM
Looks like someone let the children out early today.

Shade
07-27-2005, 01:52 PM
This is my #1 fear about opening new RT threads:

Half of it is littered with posts about "evil," and the other half is frogs humping bunnies.

*sigh*

:(

Shade
07-27-2005, 01:52 PM
Ugh, have to go to work in a little bit.

Shade
07-27-2005, 01:53 PM
I need to get my Family Guy DVDs back.

Shade
07-27-2005, 01:53 PM
I'm bored, which makes me hungry. And I have no food.

Shade
07-27-2005, 01:55 PM
I can't believe this thing is *only* at about 600 posts right now.

I wonder what the world's longest online thread is? I think we can beat it.

*** is over 34,000. I think we should shoot for 100,000. :eek:

Shade
07-27-2005, 01:55 PM
I like Peeps.

Shade
07-27-2005, 01:56 PM
Stewie scares me.

Shade
07-27-2005, 01:56 PM
If I had the ability to go back in time, I'd win the lottery 10 consecutive times, and make even more $$$ on the side by betting people I'd win the lottery 10 consecutive times.

Shade
07-27-2005, 01:57 PM
Why does everything say "may contain peanuts?"

Do they put that warning on peanuts?

Shade
07-27-2005, 01:58 PM
You know what the single greatest invention of all time would be?

Edible cell phones.

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 02:01 PM
That isn't camel toe.... I think she's trying to smuggle a yo-yo into the beach...

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 02:11 PM
You know what the single greatest invention of all time would be?

Edible cell phones.
Wow, that would be amazing.

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 02:13 PM
I waaaant MAC AND CHEESE

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 02:15 PM
Has anyone seen Wedding Crashers?

Shade
07-27-2005, 02:15 PM
Mmm...Wheaties...

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 02:17 PM
How do you guys get so many posts? :(

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 02:32 PM
Has anyone seen Wedding Crashers?


Saw it on Saturday. Just too damn funny

scar
07-27-2005, 02:33 PM
Being laid off sucks, but not knowing where you fiance is sucks even more. :(

Lord Helmet
07-27-2005, 02:34 PM
Wow, I just read the entire thread..........

Lord Helmet
07-27-2005, 02:37 PM
I want to be evil!

Shade
07-27-2005, 02:46 PM
I want to be evil!

You can start by wearing a Wallace Pistons jersey...

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 02:47 PM
Being laid off sucks, but not knowing where you fiance is sucks even more. :(
:rotflmao:





Are you being serious?

Shade
07-27-2005, 02:47 PM
Has anyone seen Wedding Crashers?

I was going to, but the night I was supposed to meet some friends, I got stuck at work with Tornado warnings. :unimpress

Shade
07-27-2005, 02:49 PM
How do you guys get so many posts? :(

Hard work, dedication, and looooots of spam.

Mostly just spam.

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 02:49 PM
I was going to, but the night I was supposed to meet some friends, I got stuck at work with Tornado warnings. :unimpress
I'm thinking about seeing it tonight.

Shade
07-27-2005, 02:50 PM
I hate life. But life hates me too.

It's a mutual agreement.

Shade
07-27-2005, 02:52 PM
...la

Shade
07-27-2005, 02:52 PM
Ladies and germs, may I present:

Post #600

I'll celebrate more when we hit 1,000.

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 02:53 PM
Ladies and germs, may I present:

Post #600

I'll celebrate more when we hit 1,000.
Ugh, I hate you. I wanted #600

#700 is mine. :evil:

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 03:03 PM
Ugh, I hate you. I wanted #600

#700 is mine. :evil:
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PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 03:11 PM
La la la

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 03:11 PM
Ow

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 03:11 PM
Trolling hurts

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 03:11 PM
Especially when you have a speech impediment.

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 03:12 PM
Lurky, lurky

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 03:12 PM
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PHC Fan

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 03:12 PM
I'm so lonely

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 03:12 PM
Good

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 03:13 PM
There...my last post balances out the good vs. evil debate

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 03:13 PM
358

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 03:13 PM
Are you going to eat your tots?

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 03:14 PM
Srecap

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 03:15 PM
Where's Geezer? Is he going to issue fines for talking about the (insert Indiana's professional roundball team Here)

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 03:15 PM
S'mores are good

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 03:15 PM
Yikes has three consonants and two vowels

PHC Fan
07-27-2005, 03:15 PM
qwerty

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 03:17 PM
Stop

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 03:18 PM
spamming

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 03:19 PM
:-p

scar
07-27-2005, 03:26 PM
Why in the hell does PHC stand for?

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 03:34 PM
That guy has a lot on his mind. Wierdo...

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 03:35 PM
Oh no. Geezer and Diamond Dave are lurking.

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 03:36 PM
Did anyone know that llamas are sorta potty-trained? They will only poop in certain parts of a field.

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 03:37 PM
I have a llama. He's my buddy.

indygeezer
07-27-2005, 03:38 PM
Oh gosh.........this place is nice. A lot nicer than the old Random Thoughts thread(s). I mean this is a FIRST CLASS facility. No leaky pipes, no broken beams, damp floors, soot encrusted windows, or banging radiator pipes. No Ghosts of Posters Past either. Just good clean Random Thinking.


PFFL should have lived so long................. :cry:

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 03:39 PM
I used to have 2 llamas but a couple of winters ago, one died. It died way out in the corner of the field and it would have been too hard to drag it up and bury it. The ground was really hard. So we left it out there, and our outside dog at the time started eating it. I go to school one morning and I see it chewing on the llamas leg.


I didn't have breakfast so I joined in. Tasted pretty good with some sugar on it.

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 03:40 PM
Oh gosh.........this place is nice. A lot nicer than the old Random Thoughts thread(s). I mean this is a FIRST CLASS facility. No leaky pipes, no broken beams, damp floors, soot encrusted windows, or banging radiator pipes. No Ghosts of Posters Past either. Just good clean Random Thinking.


PFFL should have lived so long................. :cry:


Has anyone ever heard anything from or about PFFL? Seems like he just vanished! What about Green Eyed Lady? Where'd she go?

scar
07-27-2005, 03:53 PM
Nas' new 50 cent diss song really actually sucks.

To be honest, rap sucks in general. Or hip-hop as you kids call it.

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 03:54 PM
I used to have 2 llamas but a couple of winters ago, one died. It died way out in the corner of the field and it would have been too hard to drag it up and bury it. The ground was really hard. So we left it out there, and our outside dog at the time started eating it. I go to school one morning and I see it chewing on the llamas leg.


I didn't have breakfast so I joined in. Tasted pretty good with some sugar on it.
:eek:

scar
07-27-2005, 03:56 PM
:evil:

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 03:59 PM
You guys are silllllllly

scar
07-27-2005, 04:03 PM
:kiss: :love: :evil: i'm so evil!

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 04:18 PM
I want to go bowling

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 04:45 PM
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Suaveness
07-27-2005, 04:52 PM
Alright people I need some help here. How do you casually ask a girl out on a date without actually calling it a date?

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 05:02 PM
Alright people I need some help here. How do you casually ask a girl out on a date without actually calling it a date?
Depends on what you/her like to do. Well... what do you want to do? go to a movie? out to eat? or what?

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 05:04 PM
Depends on what you/her like to do.


That's hard to decide, because we've never hung out by ourselves before. Our families are good friends, so whenever we see each other it's during those get-togethers. But I'd rather spend time with her just with the two of us.

Diamond Dave
07-27-2005, 05:04 PM
Alright people I need some help here. How do you casually ask a girl out on a date without actually calling it a date?

Tell her to meet you in the Library for an impromptu Organic Chem lecture. Always a fun time.

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 05:05 PM
Depends on what you/her like to do. Well... what do you want to do? go to a movie? out to eat? or what?


Well a movie would be the easiest and most logical choice, which is what I was thinking of. Though I thought maybe going to someplace like the zoo might be fun as well.

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 05:06 PM
Tell her to meet you in the Library for an impromptu Organic Chem lecture. Always a fun time.

I'm absolutely sick of organic chem, and I'd rather jump into the lake than do that.

:shudder:

scar
07-27-2005, 05:08 PM
You should ask her if she wants to hang out with you sometime. If she says 'Sure', then you say, wanna see a movie or go to the Zoo? And then maybe ask her to dinner. If you get that far, buy her a steak. Steak usually garuntees something. :wink:

Diamond Dave
07-27-2005, 05:08 PM
I'm absolutely sick of organic chem, and I'd rather jump into the lake than do that.

:shudder:

Invite her into the lake for an impromtu marine biology lecture. Always a fun time.

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 05:09 PM
Well a movie would be the easiest and most logical choice, which is what I was thinking of. Though I thought maybe going to someplace like the zoo might be fun as well.
The zoo would prolly be better, considering you guys could actually talk and get to know eachother better. You should just ask her if she wants to hang out sometime, and mention going to the zoo or whatever she'd perfer.

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 05:12 PM
The zoo would prolly be better, considering you guys could actually talk and get to know eachother better. You should just ask her if she wants to hang out sometime, and mention going to the zoo or whatever she'd perfer.

Yeah I was thinking movie at first, because hey its closer and well that doesnt sound too formal or anything. But then again, you don't get to do much talking during a movie. Zoo is pretty open and you get to talk a lot, though it sounds like going to the zoo is a big first step....

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 05:14 PM
You should ask her if she wants to hang out with you sometime. If she says 'Sure', then you say, wanna see a movie or go to the Zoo? And then maybe ask her to dinner. If you get that far, buy her a steak. Steak usually garuntees something. :wink:

Chocolate also works wonders :-o Went to a dance this year witha group of friends, and one of them had a near orgasm after she ate a chocoloate cake (which I might add was SOOO freaking good...chocolate was ooozing out of the middle...mmmm)

scar
07-27-2005, 05:26 PM
Chocolate also works wonders :-o Went to a dance this year witha group of friends, and one of them had a near orgasm after she ate a chocoloate cake (which I might add was SOOO freaking good...chocolate was ooozing out of the middle...mmmm)

Chocolate usually does wonders for chicks. It's like a substitute for sex. But beware, most of them only crave it and have it's effects when they are on the rag.

The steak rule is something quite different. You've never heard of the steak=blowjob rule?

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 05:30 PM
Something real casual would be ask her to lunch or for a cup of tea or some sort.

Dinner is close to a date. Lunch is, well, a lil get together. Take her to a star bucks or something subtle like that.

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 05:31 PM
:eek:

My llama story was true, except for the sugar on top of the llama leg part.

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 05:38 PM
Something real casual would be ask her to lunch or for a cup of tea or some sort.

Dinner is close to a date. Lunch is, well, a lil get together. Take her to a star bucks or something subtle like that.
:havecoffe

scar
07-27-2005, 05:41 PM
If you go to the movies, make sure you remember to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket and set it on your lap. I'm sure I don't have to tell you everything, just know that chicks dig a guy that goes all out to get what he wants, even if that means adding 'meat' to her popcorn.

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 05:44 PM
If you go to the movies, make sure you remember to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket and set it on your lap. I'm sure I don't have to tell you everything, just know that chicks dig a guy that goes all out to get what he wants, even if that means adding 'meat' to her popcorn.
:lol2:

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 05:47 PM
If you go to the movies, make sure you remember to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket and set it on your lap. I'm sure I don't have to tell you everything, just know that chicks dig a guy that goes all out to get what he wants, even if that means adding 'meat' to her popcorn.

That would have go down in Hook-up History.

scar
07-27-2005, 05:47 PM
I'm the master of good advice.

scar
07-27-2005, 05:48 PM
That would have go down in Hook-up History.

Someone else watches Dave Chappelle.

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 05:49 PM
Someone else watches Dave Chappelle.


I'm gonna have to give you a big ol' DUH! DUH! DUH! :)

scar
07-27-2005, 05:52 PM
I sure do wish I knew were my fiance is.

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 05:53 PM
http://www.pacersdigest.com/kermie.gif


Oh Hicks. You sick lil man. :)

scar
07-27-2005, 05:57 PM
Gotta leave soon and head to the gym. Ain't no one able to squat like me!!! (diarrhea)

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 06:01 PM
Peace out! I need to start workin out again. I've gotten real lazy lately.

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 06:05 PM
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SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 06:05 PM
Pickle me tink

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 06:14 PM
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/100203/dog-gone-crazy.gif

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 06:25 PM
Yeah so, this sophmore at my school maxed at 355 on bench on monday.

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 06:25 PM
Something real casual would be ask her to lunch or for a cup of tea or some sort.

Dinner is close to a date. Lunch is, well, a lil get together. Take her to a star bucks or something subtle like that.


That would be a good idea too...mmm...starbucks. Nothing like a Caramel Macchiato to guzzle down

scar
07-27-2005, 06:31 PM
Yeah so, this sophmore at my school maxed at 355 on bench on monday.

Alot of those guys are all happy about what they max, but two things I laugh about is....

Very rarely do guys with lots of muscle possess any fighting skill whatsoever. Most guys that are really built, are actually quite slow, and most of them have lower tolerance for pain. Guys that are tough and can take a beating know they are tough and don't need to hide it behind bulging muscle.

And two, I'm sure that guy will have really bad joint pains early on in life.

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 06:33 PM
SEX

Snickers
07-27-2005, 06:38 PM
SOUP IS GOOD FOOOOOOOOOOD
YOU MAKE A GOOD MEAAAAAAAL
NOW HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEEEL
TO BE **** OUT OUR ***
AND GET THROWN IN THE COLD LIKE A PIECE OF TRASH

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 06:42 PM
Alot of those guys are all happy about what they max, but two things I laugh about is....

Very rarely do guys with lots of muscle possess any fighting skill whatsoever. Most guys that are really built, are actually quite slow, and most of them have lower tolerance for pain. Guys that are tough and can take a beating know they are tough and don't need to hide it behind bulging muscle.

And two, I'm sure that guy will have really bad joint pains early on in life.
Actually, is is very quick for his size. And has like, zero tolerance for pain. He's a beast. I've known him since 6th grade. But yeah... his joint pain will suck.

Lord Helmet
07-27-2005, 07:50 PM
I want to be evil. I want to be an S Ancient.




I will make a sacrifice...............

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 07:53 PM
I hate it. I work out sooo much but have little to gain for it. My body just doesn't allow me to gain muscle mass. I will work out with the best of my friends, but don't show it. Makes me sooooo mad.

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 07:53 PM
Sord Helmet? A little evil. :)

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 07:54 PM
To be initiated into the cult, you need to drink the blood of a puppy. Muwhahahahha

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 07:55 PM
Whatever happened to the Top Ten Lists? I am really surprised none of us have done one yet. I don't have any good ideas for a Top Ten List right now, though. :( I'm ashamed

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07-27-2005, 07:55 PM
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07-27-2005, 07:56 PM
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Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 07:58 PM
So, lately, I have been getting money for the strip club this weekend by collecting change from EVERYONE.

Last weekend I got around 80 bucks. Would have been TONS more if the Coinstar didn't take 8.9 cents out of every dollar. But...oh well. I love boobies in my face! It's getting to where the strippers know me on a first hand basis. It's cool, but pathetic

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 07:58 PM
These are my last few days with my highschool buddies. What a better way to spend it?

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 08:50 PM
Alright a top 10 list:

Top 10 ways to ask a girl out without telling her you like her (being subtle in other words)

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 08:54 PM
I need to visit Sweden sometime.

Snickers
07-27-2005, 08:54 PM
10: So I was readin' the other day, and uh.... did you know that girls sometimes let guys put their winkies in their happy holes? Yeah, I was like, "Whoa, I would really love to try that sometime, maybe this Friday at 8." .... So uh, are you free?

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 08:56 PM
9. I'm going to toss this out here, and if you don't like it, feel free to ignore it.

I want to be on you. I really, really, want to be on you.

Snickers
07-27-2005, 08:58 PM
8: *points at girl's boobs* .... *points in own mouth*

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 09:00 PM
7. Girl, I am the mast to your porthole, the lightning bolt to your black hole, your pencil to your pencilholder

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 09:01 PM
6. Chocolate may melt in your hand, but I certainly won't melt under your shirt

Snickers
07-27-2005, 09:02 PM
5: "Bend over."

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 09:04 PM
4. Your eyes are like radiant sun shining upon me, your lips are soft like a fluffy marshmellow, your hair gleams without stopping

Now that would definitely work

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 09:08 PM
3. Shiver me timbers?

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 09:09 PM
2. I want to make you squeal!

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 09:10 PM
1. Play Barry White

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 09:12 PM
Top 10 ways to fall out of an airplane without a parachute and live


10. Land on water

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 09:13 PM
9. Fall out before the plane takes off

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 09:15 PM
8. Take off all of your clothes, tie them together, and somehow make a parachute out of that

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 09:16 PM
7. Land on several fat ladies

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 09:19 PM
6. Land on a giant tub of melted chocolate

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 09:26 PM
5. Wear a helmet

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 10:30 PM
4. Drink RedBull - it gives you wings!!

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 10:38 PM
3. Fart a lot and land safetly.

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 10:52 PM
2. Punch thyself.

SjA3837
07-27-2005, 10:56 PM
1. call 911

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 10:59 PM
:unimpress

Mr. Pink
07-27-2005, 11:01 PM
1. Wait till you are about to land and jump. (Panzy way out)

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 11:10 PM
http://www.bobandmarksuck.com/games/Kitten_Cannon.swf

Pacers#1Fan
07-27-2005, 11:16 PM
Has anyone seen the new Pacemates:jawdrop:!? Man they are SO HOT!!!

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 11:21 PM
Has anyone seen the new Pacemates:jawdrop:!? Man they are SO HOT!!!

I saw two that I really liked. Lindsay and uh.... Melissa maybe? Not sure about that last one.

Hicks
07-27-2005, 11:27 PM
I think I may change my username to Dr. Cox.

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 11:32 PM
Do!

Any idea when season 2 will hit DVD? I may have to start torrenting episodes, I wanna watch em.

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 11:35 PM
Does the fact that one doesn't like to go skiing, ice skating, paintballing, or play tackle football make that person a wuss?

Los Angeles
07-27-2005, 11:42 PM
http://www.bobandmarksuck.com/games/Kitten_Cannon.swf
905 Feet!

I RULE!!!

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 11:46 PM
Does the fact that one doesn't like to go skiing, ice skating, paintballing, or play tackle football make that person a wuss?

I like snow skiing, not water. Ice skating? :unimpress Paintball is okay. Same for tackle football.

Maybe I'm a wuss?

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 11:47 PM
905 Feet!

I RULE!!!

986 :devil:

SoupIsGood
07-27-2005, 11:51 PM
http://www.apexpredators.com/images/products/BR6951_21L.jpg

More in the Sharks thread...

Suaveness
07-27-2005, 11:56 PM
I like snow skiing, not water. Ice skating? :unimpress Paintball is okay. Same for tackle football.

Maybe I'm a wuss?


Well I don't like any of those, and got *****ed out by a girl who called me a wuss....pissed me off


Of course, I haven't dismissed the fact she man in fact be a man in disguise

I also think she was having PMS

SoupIsGood
07-28-2005, 12:03 AM
Snow skiing is the best! I lost control once and ran straight into an entire family of five once! Sent them sprawling! :devil:

How are you a wuss if you don't like ice skating? :unimpress

Hicks
07-28-2005, 12:11 AM
Do!

Any idea when season 2 will hit DVD? I may have to start torrenting episodes, I wanna watch em.

November 15th, supposedly.

Suaveness
07-28-2005, 12:19 AM
Snow skiing is the best! I lost control once and ran straight into an entire family of five once! Sent them sprawling! :devil:

How are you a wuss if you don't like ice skating? :unimpress


You've got me :rolleyes:

SjA3837
07-28-2005, 12:48 AM
Snow skiing is the best! I lost control once and ran straight into an entire family of five once! Sent them sprawling! :devil:

How are you a wuss if you don't like ice skating? :unimpress
I work at a Ice Skating rink. I work at Carmel Ice Skadium. :(

SoupIsGood
07-28-2005, 12:53 AM
I work at a Ice Skating rink. I work at Carmel Ice Skadium. :(

Cool.

Fact is, I've never tried Ice Skating, I just know I would be terrible at it.

SjA3837
07-28-2005, 12:58 AM
Cool.

Fact is, I've never tried Ice Skating, I just know I would be terrible at it.
I hate anything to do with Ice Skading. I hate the Hockey players, I hate the figure skaters, I hate em all!!! And the place is freeezing.

Suaveness
07-28-2005, 12:59 AM
Why in the world do you work there then?

I went once, fell down 13 times with no gloves. BAH

SjA3837
07-28-2005, 01:00 AM
I even spelled it "skading"

gawwwwd, i'm sick of Carmel Ice Skadium :(

SjA3837
07-28-2005, 01:01 AM
Why in the world do you work there then?

I went once, fell down 13 times with no gloves. BAH
It's a pretty easy job, and I got it when I just turned 15. And i'm only 16 now... so it's kinda hard to find a better job. I've worked there for about a year, and have good references and stuff tho.

Anyone have any connections to any place that pays better than 5.75? :mad:

SjA3837
07-28-2005, 01:03 AM
It's a pretty easy job, and I got it when I just turned 15. And i'm only 16 now... so it's kinda hard to find a better job. I've worked there for about a year, and have good references and stuff tho.

Anyone have any connections to any place that pays better than 5.75? :mad:
Also... the problem is, I actually work and do my job... and so many people there just do stuff on there own time, so I end up doing other peoples work also.

Suaveness
07-28-2005, 01:06 AM
Also... the problem is, I actually work and do my job... and so many people there just do stuff on there own time, so I end up doing other peoples work also.

That's not too cool :(

SoupIsGood
07-28-2005, 01:08 AM
It's a pretty easy job, and I got it when I just turned 15. And i'm only 16 now... so it's kinda hard to find a better job. I've worked there for about a year, and have good references and stuff tho.

Anyone have any connections to any place that pays better than 5.75? :mad:

I only make 6. :mad:

SoupIsGood
07-28-2005, 01:09 AM
Also... the problem is, I actually work and do my job... and so many people there just do stuff on there own time, so I end up doing other peoples work also.

I deal with flowers all day long. :mad: Very boring.

SjA3837
07-28-2005, 01:12 AM
I deal with flowers all day long. :mad: Very boring.
Manly... ;)

Suaveness
07-28-2005, 01:13 AM
I only make 6. :mad:

I make ZERO. I havent been paid for any of the work I've done since HS....aodfnoiaefmoaimfoeafmae

SjA3837
07-28-2005, 01:13 AM
I deal with flowers all day long. :mad: Very boring.
Do you ever meet any good looking ladies on the job? :-p

SoupIsGood
07-28-2005, 01:13 AM
Manly... ;)

Oh yes! :blush:

Man, I am on a streak of, what, 10 crappy movies in a row? I need to watch a good movie someday... it's been ages.

Suaveness
07-28-2005, 01:16 AM
Wedding Crashers!

SoupIsGood
07-28-2005, 01:16 AM
Do you ever meet any good looking ladies on the job? :-p

Every now and again. An incredible amount of grandma's, though. Don't guys ever think to send flowers to their hot girlfriend, and NOT their wrinky grandma?

I did deliver to one of my fine classmates yesterday. She is a twin and I think I called her the wrong name. :duh:

SoupIsGood
07-28-2005, 01:17 AM
I make ZERO. I havent been paid for any of the work I've done since HS....aodfnoiaefmoaimfoeafmae

Internship, or volunteer?

I volunteer out at the nursing home, it's actually not that bad. I wheel a few people around, and talk with my bud in the break room. :devil:

SjA3837
07-28-2005, 01:21 AM
Every now and again. An incredible amount of grandma's, though. Don't guys ever think to send flowers to their hot girlfriend, and NOT their wrinky grandma?

I did deliver to one of my fine classmates yesterday. She is a twin and I think I called her the wrong name. :duh:
Eh, they're never to old. :pepper:

SoupIsGood
07-28-2005, 01:27 AM
Eh, they're never to old. :pepper:

:laugh:

I did see a milf last week... she was in the hospital, daaamn. She bent over to slap her kid on the wrist, erhhmm.. :blush:

SoupIsGood
07-28-2005, 01:49 AM
http://www.pacersdigest.com/kermie.gif

It's the summer of GEORGE!

Mr. Pink
07-28-2005, 03:30 AM
:laugh:

I did see a milf last week... she was in the hospital, daaamn. She bent over to slap her kid on the wrist, erhhmm.. :blush:


If you want to go to the world gathering of MILF's go to Disney World. I went there a couple of years ago and...o...m...g!

They are everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved it.

scar
07-28-2005, 08:43 AM
I need to get a job. I'm only 19, and I was working in a factory for awhile. Those suck.

I need cash though. Taco Bell is hiring, maybe I could work nights since most people that work there are High School kids that can't work nights like I can. God I'm bored. It's to early to be up.

Pacers#1Fan
07-28-2005, 10:37 AM
Everyone knows Detriot blows!!! (notice the 2 guys on the left)
:laugh: :lolchair: :lol:
:boomer: :gopacers: :colts: :goponies:

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 10:59 AM
Boomshakalaka

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:00 AM
Jimbo rules!

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:01 AM
I don't know who Jimbo is, but he rules!

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:01 AM
Alloy wheels are kuul

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:02 AM
Thanks Jared for all of the memories!!!

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:02 AM
I'll never forget the first time I saw your commercial.

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:02 AM
You were so shy about being on camera.

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:03 AM
All because you only had a couple of hundreds of pounds of baby fat on your body.

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:03 AM
The way that you walked away from the cameraman, it really touched my heart.

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:04 AM
Then to see footage of you walking triumphantly after you lost all of your weight.

PHC Fan
07-28-2005, 11:04 AM
That was so amazing!!!