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Hicks
05-02-2005, 01:19 AM
You finish the statement that the person before you left and state another one for the next person.

Example: someone posts "Life is like..."

You would make up something like "...a box of grenades, things will usually blow up in your face."

Then start one for the next person.

I'll start...

"Time flies when..."

(Note: Soon to be moved to Shout Box, wanted to gain some attention first)

aceace
05-02-2005, 04:24 AM
when your down 10 with 4 minutes to go.

I can't remember having this much fun since....

Snickers
05-02-2005, 10:15 AM
when your down 10 with 4 minutes to go.

I can't remember having this much fun since....


.... before I was banned from Victoria's Secret.


Fool me once....

Los Angeles
05-02-2005, 01:30 PM
.... before I was banned from Victoria's Secret.


Fool me once....
Shame on you. Let you sleep unsupervised in the same room as my children at Neverland Ranch, shame on me.



If I had a dollar for every time ...

Natston
05-02-2005, 02:46 PM
If I had a dollar for every time ... I did something productive on the days I didn't have class, I'd have about one dollar.


If I had a million dollars...

Harmonica
05-02-2005, 02:51 PM
If I had a million dollars...

...for every period ReggieMiller8325 needed in his posts, I'd have more money than Oprah.


When the going gets tough...

ChicagoJ
05-02-2005, 03:13 PM
The rest of us look to Woody Harrelson and John Belushi for cheap, gimmicky inspiration.



There once was a man from Nantucket....

Los Angeles
05-02-2005, 03:21 PM
The rest of us look to Woody Harrelson and John Belushi for cheap, gimmicky inspiration.



There once was a man from Nantucket....
who lived in a lighthouse by the sea.

Don't stick that up your ...

Natston
05-02-2005, 03:51 PM
who lived in a lighthouse by the sea.

Don't stick that up your ... nose, you have no clue where your finger has been.

When I was your age...

Los Angeles
05-02-2005, 05:46 PM
nose, you have no clue where your finger has been.

When I was your age...

we didn't have fancy seatbelts and padded dashboards. We hit our heads on solid steel -- and WE LIKED IT!!!



There's more than corn ...

Jose Slaughter
05-02-2005, 05:51 PM
There's more than corn ...

... up there doc.


Read my lips.............

Natston
05-02-2005, 05:57 PM
... up there doc.


Read my lips............. because I carefully and painstakingly wrote the Emancipation Proclamation on them in indelible ink.


Did you hear the joke about...

Los Angeles
05-02-2005, 06:55 PM
because I carefully and painstakingly wrote the Emancipation Proclamation on them in indelible ink.


Did you hear the joke about...
... Ron Artest? Oh, wait ... wrong forum.



A penny saved ...

Natston
05-02-2005, 07:00 PM
... Ron Artest? Oh, wait ... wrong forum.



A penny saved ... is another coin you can throw at an unsuspecting NBA player.


When I grow up...

SoupIsGood
05-02-2005, 08:50 PM
... I will be one lazy sunnabich.

There once was a day when...

grace
05-03-2005, 12:27 PM
... I will be one lazy sunnabich.

There once was a day when...

I had better things to do than hang out on PD.

People in glass houses...

travmil
05-03-2005, 01:27 PM
I had better things to do than hang out on PD.

People in glass houses...

...should buy stock in Windex.

A bird in the hand...

Gyron
05-03-2005, 02:14 PM
Is worth at least a three pointer on the score board.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away.....

Diamond Dave
05-03-2005, 04:11 PM
Is worth at least a three pointer on the score board.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away.....

Austin Croshere still had a jumper.

Its never to late too...

MagicRat
05-03-2005, 11:37 PM
jump on the Pacers' bandwagon......


Live by the sword.....

Los Angeles
05-04-2005, 12:31 AM
.....die by the prophylactic.



Teach a man to fish.....
...and he'll have yet another excuse to sit around, drink beer and fart all day.

I pity the fool...

Diamond Dave
05-04-2005, 07:07 PM
who doesn't respect the awesome power of Scot Pollard's smirk.

When it rains, it.....

grace
05-04-2005, 08:41 PM
pours tons of kaka on the Pacers.

David Stern...

Peck
05-05-2005, 04:34 AM
loves small animals.






If I had a hammer....

cramerica
05-05-2005, 08:04 AM
...I would smash this crusty substance off my cack.



My ATM pin number is.....

Gyron
05-05-2005, 08:45 AM
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Would you like some cheese with that........

Diamond Dave
05-05-2005, 12:47 PM
apple pie?

Its not coincidental when....

Natston
05-05-2005, 01:24 PM
apple pie?

Its not coincidental when....

When someone says "It's just a coincidence" or "That's not a coincidence".

If you know what's good for you...

Diamond Dave
05-05-2005, 02:19 PM
When someone says "It's just a coincidence" or "That's not a coincidence".

If you know what's good for you...

then why don't you act on it and become a Republican ;)

When you stand up in Conseco Fieldhouse and yell "DEEETTROIIITTTT BASSSKKETTBALLLLL" it.......

Diamond Dave
05-05-2005, 02:46 PM
..........makes it easier for security to identify the escaped convicts.

For every sprinkle I find......

...is another sprinkle I have to take off.

Playing basketball the "right way" means....

Natston
05-05-2005, 02:50 PM
...is another sprinkle I have to take off.

Playing basketball the "right way" means....

playing anyway you want and winning a championship. If you fail at winning it all, then you played the wrong way.

This blonde was so dumb...

Gyron
05-05-2005, 03:08 PM
That she actually dated Btowncolt.

We won the battle, but....

Diamond Dave
05-05-2005, 04:13 PM
That she actually dated Btowncolt.

We won the battle, but....

...but we still got the most suspensions :mad:

Red sky in morning sailor take warning, Red sky at night......

Jose Slaughter
05-05-2005, 06:59 PM
...........your boat is on fire.

An eye for an eye & a ............

Peck
05-06-2005, 02:55 AM
buck fifty for a foot long coney.



To be the man you have to......

dannyboy
05-06-2005, 03:34 AM
....be Chico's boss.

A playoff series doesn't start until.......

Diamond Dave
05-06-2005, 10:42 AM
....be Chico's boss.

A playoff series doesn't start until.......

....Dale Davis goes bald.

When Allen Iverson addressed the Senate he said....

Los Angeles
05-06-2005, 01:55 PM
....Dale Davis goes bald.

When Allen Iverson addressed the Senate he said....
..." 'SUP B*tches !!!"


Love is ....

Natston
05-06-2005, 02:17 PM
..." 'SUP B*tches !!!"


Love is ....

not something you feel. It's something you do.


He's stronger than...

Diamond Dave
05-06-2005, 03:54 PM
..." 'SUP B*tches !!!"


Love is ....

(Not a response to "Love is...")

" 'SUP B*tches!!!" oh god thats priceless. :lol2: :brilliant

Pig Nash
05-06-2005, 08:24 PM
not something you feel. It's something you do.


He's stronger than...

Walker tryin to get to the refs

You're dumber than a...

Diamond Dave
05-07-2005, 12:51 AM
Walker tryin to get to the refs

You're dumber than a...

...man standing between Peck and a plate of ribs.

If a tree falls in the forest...

MagicRat
05-07-2005, 01:01 AM
does Stephen Jackson take the blame?

Tramps like us, baby we were born to......

Diamond Dave
05-07-2005, 01:05 AM
does Stephen Jackson take the blame?

Tramps like us, baby we were born to......


Yes, I would blame Jackson ;)

....suffer through year after year of the self-imposed torture of being an Indiana Pacers fan.

Gray skys are gonna clear up, put on a.....

cramerica
05-07-2005, 02:13 AM
...Phil Collins or Genesis cd (Sussudio)

PacersDigest is...

Natston
05-07-2005, 03:00 AM
...Phil Collins or Genesis cd (Sussudio)

PacersDigest is...

full of Hateorids and Racist Posters.

Bill Walton is annoying because...

Shade
05-07-2005, 03:11 AM
...he's a jackass.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish...

Peck
05-07-2005, 03:42 AM
and you've bored a woman for a lifetime.



Whether you like or you don't like it learn to.......

Pig Nash
05-07-2005, 10:27 AM
and you've bored a woman for a lifetime.



Whether you like or you don't like it learn to.......

belittle other posters, cuz you and the pacers ride together.

The Hateroids include...

Diamond Dave
05-07-2005, 02:47 PM
belittle other posters, cuz you and the pacers ride together.

The Hateroids include...

Jay@Section204, Diamond Dave, PacerfanAdam, Ben Wallace, Larry Brown, The Utah Jazz, Kenny Loggins, and Chief Wiggum.

Ron Artest is to amateur rapper, as Jermaine O'Neal is to....
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Los Angeles
05-07-2005, 08:49 PM
Jay@Section204, Diamond Dave, PacerfanAdam, Ben Wallace, Larry Brown, The Utah Jazz, Kenny Loggins, and Chief Wiggum.

Ron Artest is to amateur rapper, as Jermaine O'Neal is to....
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... anthropological expert on race issues in modern America.


In France, they call a quarter pounder with cheese ...

BCeagle2007
05-07-2005, 09:44 PM
a light snack for Antoine Walker


You win some, you......

Pig Nash
05-08-2005, 12:46 AM
kick the living crap out of the other team some.

Boston sucks so much that..

MagicRat
05-08-2005, 01:00 AM
even a team in desperate need of a 15 person trade can beat them in a 7 game series....

Sometimes you feel like a nut....

shags
05-08-2005, 02:43 PM
even a team in desperate need of a 15 person trade can beat them in a 7 game series....

Sometimes you feel like a nut....

Sometimes you act like one.

We ride . . .

Los Angeles
05-08-2005, 03:53 PM
Sometimes you act like one.

We ride . . .
By R Kelly:
"We Ride"
(feat. Cam'Rom, Noreaga, Jay-Z, and Vegas Cats)

[R.]
Uh huh, hey, I remember when I back in the days
When I ain't hot ****
But now that I got ****
Niggas wanna keep up ****
But it's all good, watch me do this ****

[Cam'Rom]
Yo, yo, yo, yo, ay yo, from my town to Chitown
R. Kelly got some thugs to make you lock down
Voice cry hot sounds tied down cop twisters
Shop lifters with Benini schemes
Smoke greenie green candyman up in cabrini green
Some cats I know like to splurge on they wrists
But my man karate man cut the nerves out his fist
But yo, throw your hands up y'all it's just love in here
It ain't **** but a thug affair
I'm at the bar spendin' thug money
Cop so much huh, they say I love money carats like bugs bunny
So lets slide you got the right thong
Dju don't know, I'm all night long
The DJ playing all the right songs
To the BM, REM's are Muy bien
It's R. Kelly, killer Cam'
Baby girl, can you dig now
Next time we see him yo, we laying Mr. Biggs down

[1] - To all my players and my thugs
To all my honeys in the club
To all the hoods that show me love
We ride, we ride
(From Chitown to LA)
To all my ballers lockin' ice, getting a room for the night
Taking first class flights, we ride, we ride
(From Chitown to LA)

[Noreaga]
Yo, I used to be in Chitown and collect panties
When I make cabrini green you know I hit Sammy's
Thugged out yo, all my people givin' eye jammies
Now them shorties say I'm cute, when they can't stand me
R. Kelly yo, I'm right from the belly, you know the soul
Everything that we spit on is platinum gold
But now it's for the love, for all the players and the thugs
Yo, it's a party goin' on, meet me right at the club
We got some chickens in the living room getting it on
And they ain't leaving 'till six in the morning
Thugged out, my people gettin' head while we on and
Tear the club up every time we performin'
Gun up in your waist, please don't shoot up the place
Because this shorty right here, lookin' good in my face
Ay yo, it's so deep I told shorty just last week
Uh huh, it's like, you remind me of my jeep

[Repeat 1]

[Vegas Cats]
Only ballers be allowed up in here
Money makers got my thug niggas watchin' my rear for player haters
Eighteen and I'm livin' a dream, go figure
How a nigga that's younger than you, ice bigger
Don't sweat that, stick to rap nigga, try that
Call my nigga R. Kell if you need a hit, black
And when you get it, make it known baby, who did it
It'll make your fans hit the stores and go get it
Now, here come a bitter sweet note for the fellas
Left out the club with her friend, now she jealous
Mad cuz she can't ride in the LS
Yeah, she kinda mad but a baller could care less
While you sleep, sleep, sleep
I'm inna Benz going beep, beep, beep
Got your girl sayin' "Yo, who he?"
So let's ride to Rockland's party, uh huh

[Jay-Z]
Check, Ghetto pro' federal
Jay-Z shake the dice, let 'em go
Bet a load I tear down every show
Better know cheddar crowed like the front babe row
Says R., Jay y'all, all I need is four bars
I'm hotter than a lotta men
Switch up cars like Rodman's hair color, then hit your broad
I'm borderline too much for the mortal mind
Every time you ought to rewind, find there's more to find
Now pop that cork, then pour the wine
Represent New York to Chitown, like what
Floss mine, like of course my, what
Never cross my family, can we all get along? Hell no
I'm tryin' to tell y'all who dat is that rule that biz
Not your baby daddy but Jay-Z, true that is
Better school that kid on who's shoes that is
Or who I be nigga, V.I.P Jigga

[Repeat 1]

[R.]
Let's get together and make this loot
(Trackmasters, Rockland)
Make this loot
(Untertainment)
Come on players
(Thugged out)
Come on players
(And we out like that)
Rock-a-fella ya'll





A rose by any other name...

Hoop
05-08-2005, 06:00 PM
even a team in desperate need of a 15 person trade can beat them in a 7 game series....
:laugh:

Arcadian
05-08-2005, 06:20 PM
...still won't use first person pronouns.

To get to the next step...

MagicRat
05-09-2005, 01:10 AM
...of this game I guess I'm going to have to post something.....

Today, I consider myself..........

Gyron
05-09-2005, 09:52 AM
to be 33% gay, at least according to the gay-o-meter. Thats something I never knew about myself......


The Detroit Pistons will look upon their 2005 second round series as the....

Los Angeles
05-09-2005, 04:36 PM
to be 33% gay, at least according to the gay-o-meter. Thats something I never knew about myself......


The Detroit Pistons will look upon their 2005 second round series as the....
...Walrus. Coo coo Kachoo. Coo coo Katchoo.


I'm a loser, baby ...

Natston
05-09-2005, 11:18 PM
...Walrus. Coo coo Kachoo. Coo coo Katchoo.


I'm a loser, baby ...

but don't compare me to the Celtics...

You might be a Pacers Digest poster if...

SoupIsGood
05-10-2005, 01:01 AM
... you have the heart of child. And keep it in a jar on your desk.

(I love that quote, though I think I butchered it.)

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe...

Natston
05-11-2005, 11:50 PM
... you have the heart of child. And keep it in a jar on your desk.

(I love that quote, though I think I butchered it.)

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe...

who else would we ask questions like 'Where did you come from?' or my personal favorite, 'where did you go?'.

You do the hokey pokey and you...

Los Angeles
05-13-2005, 01:37 PM
who else would we ask questions like 'Where did you come from?' or my personal favorite, 'where did you go?'.

You do the hokey pokey and you...
... end up a registered sex offender. But at least you can still deliver the mail.

The more, the ...