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RWB
04-14-2005, 08:26 AM
As many of you know Jon Bender is my hero, my pal. I also know the majority of you also feel this way and blindly follow Jon and bow to his greatness. So as a service for the very few who do not understand the power of Jon I request we keep up on what Jon is doing. Let others know day by day where and when you see Jon so they also may bask in the knowledge that the great one is still among us.

I saw my hero driving a school bus this morning on I-70. Yes, my hero, my pal does love the little children but not in a Michael sort of way. :)

Hicks
04-14-2005, 08:29 AM
"We gonna revolutionize the public system, boys and girls!"

DisplacedKnick
04-14-2005, 09:52 AM
Dang - Just had a "Random Thoughts Thread" flashback, complete with a visual of PFFL's dog ...

Don't DO That!!!

travmil
04-14-2005, 10:43 AM
I saw an old lady helping him across the street this morning!


LOL! Burn baby!

scar
04-14-2005, 11:18 AM
I heard Bender will suit up for the playoffs..... (insert cheesy punchline about what type of suit Bender will be wearing, I couldn't think of any)

Evan_The_Dude
04-14-2005, 01:31 PM
I heard Bender will suit up for the playoffs..... (insert cheesy punchline about what type of suit Bender will be wearing, I couldn't think of any)

Damn, I didn't know Bowser was gonna skip the playoffs.

Bball
04-14-2005, 02:06 PM
"Boomer, Bowser, and Bender....

Yooooooour Indiana Pacer Mascots!"

Too bad it wouldn't work out tho... Bender would have to sit out the 4Q routine with the Pacer Power Pack...

-Bball

Ragnar
04-14-2005, 02:15 PM
I heard Bender will suit up for the playoffs..... (insert cheesy punchline about what type of suit Bender will be wearing, I couldn't think of any)

He is so excited this year because he finally got the name of Jamison Brewer's Taylor.

RWB
04-14-2005, 02:18 PM
Damn your all savages I tell you. Jon is a good boy, now beg for his forgiveness and maybe he'll let you live. You just don't understand the power of Jon. Yes it's even stronger than the power of cheese and no come back about swiss cheese you vermin. :mad:

Anthem
04-14-2005, 04:33 PM
He is so excited this year because he finally got the name of Jamison Brewer's Taylor.

Tailor. :flirt:

Jamison Brewer Taylor sounds like a folk artist.

kybjones
04-14-2005, 05:40 PM
Just ran into JB peddling smut business cards and porn pamphlets on Las Vegas Boulevard.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/1997/Jan-22-Wed-1997/photos/smut1.jpg

Great to see him healthy again hearing those fliers and cards popping on his wrist.

Ragnar
04-14-2005, 06:35 PM
Tailor. :flirt:

Jamison Brewer Taylor sounds like a folk artist.


:laugh: ok so my spelling failed me today. Its been a rough day my Internet has been down more than it has been up.

Evan_The_Dude
04-14-2005, 08:00 PM
Just ran into JB peddling smut business cards and porn pamphlets on Las Vegas Boulevard.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/1997/Jan-22-Wed-1997/photos/smut1.jpg

Great to see him healthy again hearing those fliers and cards popping on his wrist.


You know, those *******s had the nerve to hand one of those things to my girlfriend! What the heck!?

Anthem
04-14-2005, 08:29 PM
Yeah, that's not one of Vegas' better attributes. We tend to avoid those sidewalks when we show people around.

Ragnar
04-14-2005, 08:34 PM
http://www.available-viagra.com/images/buy-viagra-online1_02.jpg

Somehow I just knew that was coming.

Los Angeles
04-14-2005, 08:41 PM
You know, those *******s had the nerve to hand one of those things to my girlfriend! What the heck!?
Equal opportunity prostitution.

ChicagoJ
04-14-2005, 08:43 PM
I'll look for Jon in Colorado...

See everyone soon. Maybe I'll be less grumpy when I get back. :D

Deadshot
04-14-2005, 09:06 PM
Hmmm....

http://img148.echo.cx/img148/7805/stopstern9ra.jpg

The knees on the bus break down down down, down down down, down down down, The knees on the bus break........

Drewtone
04-14-2005, 10:34 PM
Hmmm....

http://img148.echo.cx/img148/7805/stopstern9ra.jpg

The knees on the bus break down down down, down down down, down down down, The knees on the bus break........


Post of the year.

3ptmiller
04-14-2005, 10:39 PM
Hmmm....

http://img148.echo.cx/img148/7805/stopstern9ra.jpg

The knees on the bus break down down down, down down down, down down down, The knees on the bus break........

OMG LOL! :laugh: Can i have that pick on my Avatar or sig?

indygeezer
04-14-2005, 10:52 PM
Being from the deep south our hero, Jonathan Bender, is an avid hunter (unlike many of his limp-wristed northren brethren). In fact our ultimate outdoor warrior has never missed a Turkey Season. It's there he can really show off his fantastic shooting ability. Well, there was that one time he missed out because his boss' boss (Donnie Walsh) asked him to stick around and play in the play-offs. This really frustrated JB and affected his ability to shoot, so much so that Larry Bird was able to whup him in a game of horse. At that point Jonathan vowed to never again miss a Spring Turkey Season.
But don't feel badly toward Jonathan, afterall, he doesn't make $14,000,000 a year like Spree and he really does have to find other sources of putting groceries on the table for his grammama and family. And taking a turkey just might be all that is needed to keep his family going thru the tough times.
Why, just a bit ago, I overheard Jonathan mention that he thought he'd try his luck over on the Pacer's Digest site (wherever that is) because he'd heard there were several turkeys there and he'd sure like to shoot a few of 'em.

Our hero JOnathan....always thinking of his family. :buddies:

Deadshot
04-14-2005, 11:03 PM
OMG LOL! :laugh: Can i have that pick on my Avatar or sig?

Its probably too big to use for either.

indygeezer
04-14-2005, 11:15 PM
OMG LOL! :laugh: Can i have that pick on my Avatar or sig?


That sig would make a GREAT bumper--sticker...where can I get one? I mean the Reggie tribute you have ther 3ptR

abington
04-15-2005, 12:03 AM
Hmmm....

http://img148.echo.cx/img148/7805/stopstern9ra.jpg

The knees on the bus break down down down, down down down, down down down, The knees on the bus break........


brilliant!

RWB
04-15-2005, 09:02 AM
Please accept my apology. I know I sent Jon to your house to help on your taxes but he swore he was a CPA part time and I believed him. I had to, he's my hero and pal after all. Don't worry an audit can be good for you. :cry:

3ptmiller
04-15-2005, 09:16 AM
That sig would make a GREAT bumper--sticker...where can I get one? I mean the Reggie tribute you have ther 3ptR

I got it from "AJBRY" that new member on this board, he is a graphic designer.. he got some great work, here is his website http://www.freewebs.com/ajbrydesign/